Phoenix Club Recommendations?

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• azdd

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  10 years ago

  Dickwad
• IanSmith

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  10 years ago

  “appreciate timid, nice guys who are also alpha males” No, no, no, no, and no. This is an alpha male: [view link] Man fights off shark, stitches up own leg, goes to the pub New Zealander James Grant stabs predator with a knife to get free, swims ashore, sutures wounds and goes to pub for a beer A New Zealand man has survived being attacked by a shark, driving it off with his knife, stitching his own wound and going to the pub for a beer before heading to hospital. James Grant, a junior doctor, was spearfishing with friends near Colac Bay at the base of the South Island on Saturday when he was attacked by what he believed was a sevengill shark. The 24-year-old was in about 2 metres (6ft) of murky water when he felt a tug on his leg, which he initially thought was a friend playing a trick on him. "I looked behind to see who it was and got a bit of a shock," he told Radio New Zealand. He didn't see the shark and had no idea how big it was, he said, adding that he thought it could have been about 20cm (8in) across the jaw. However, he felt no fear. "[I thought] bugger, now I have to try and get this thing off my leg," he said. He already had a knife in his hand and stabbed at the shark. "I am not sure how effective it was. I guess it let go so something must have happened. [I] put a few nicks in it." He quickly made it on to rocks on the shore, where he took off the wetsuit – borrowed from a friend – and saw bites up to 5cm long. Grant gave himself stitches using a first aid kit he kept in his vehicle for pig hunts. He and his friends then went to the Colac Bay Tavern, where he was given a bandage because he was dripping blood on the floor. The stitching was finished off when he went to Invercargill hospital, where he was back at work on Monday.
• jestrite50

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  10 years ago

  WTF ?
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  "Alpha male". Look up John Colter and Audie Murphey, and the rest of these guys: [view link]
• joker44

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  10 years ago

  New troll alias. Don't feed the trolls. It makes you look really gullible.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Sounds like a hard set of requirements to meet, Lone_Sheep.
• DoctorPhil

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  10 years ago

  @Lone_sheep “appreciate timid, nice guys who are also alpha males” he is saying he is youthful, physically fit and a dangerous intellectual...in Canada this means he is a balding, pudgy lawyer and likes Shakespeare.
• Lone_Sheep

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  10 years ago

  No names of any clubs fitting my requirements?
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Did Lone_Sheep finally find a club meeting his needs?
• Mate27

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  9 years ago

  Yeah he went to the "Blue Oyster" bar and hasn't needed any more suggestions since, because he is satisfied.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Lol!
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  lol!