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Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Been to Vegas five times now...

Been to Vegas five times now and until now I never visited one of the local strip clubs. Kinda weird but I always find something else to do here or just go with a reputable…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you call from their website...

If you call from their website or with one of their promoters from the strip, you can get free limo, free cover, and 2 drink minimum ($30).<br> <br> Like many Vegas clubs (Rhino, Sapphire), if you get…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I stopped in here because a...

I stopped in here because a dancer at another club (Playhouse) told me that club was going "urban" and the dancers I had been getting dances from were now moving down the street to the…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Went on Fri 6/13. Just passing...

Went on Fri 6/13. Just passing thru Dayton.One of the best SC experiences i have had, this side of Mexico: a super clean club, hot girls and lots ofbang for your buck. Liked the layout…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

So I went the club that...

So I went the club that was across the hotel when I couldnt get the lady to visit me because I was too late.<br> Now I was probably not feeling it or just that it was…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

First of all, thanks to everybody...

First of all, thanks to everybody who gave me directions to the club. I appreciated the kind gestures. Anyway, I went to PW on a Monday night. Very few guys were in…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by here on a Saturday...

Stopped by here on a Saturday afternoon. Was told that 5 dancers were working. During 30 minutes that I was there they called one dancer on stage. I'd rate her looks a 4. I sat…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Came here because Jens was closed....

Came here because Jens was closed. Damn. Review from May 23, so if jens is open now, somebody let me know..<br> pretty nice overall. Nice decoration and great big stage. Long bar one side of…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pin Ups has a great dayshift....

Pin Ups has a great dayshift. The dancers are highly attractive and friendly. $5 cover, $4 drinks al day, 15 piece wings for $5, *** DANCES $5!! *** ( I used to go to Follies…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Good Ol' landing strip, what to...

Good Ol' landing strip, what to say. Usually I embark on a quest here before 8 on a Sunday just to get the free admission. A friend and I decided to get some cheap drinks…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Follow the reviews to come on...

Follow the reviews to come on a Sunday night around 12:30am. The club was totally dead when I arrived 'cause I was the only customer at the time. But since I sit down girls started…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

I went in to this club...

I went in to this club on a Saturday night am. Te experience wasn't bad. It's located pretty close to several colleges so most of the dancers, as you'd imagine we're college aged and attractive.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

The best strip club in the...

The best strip club in the world!<br> You have to come here.<br> <br> Summary:<br> 1) Great Service All Around<br> 2) Affordable<br> 3) The Most Beautiful Women<br> 4) Fun<br> <br> I wanted to write this review because I don't think the other reviews did it…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

The club is comfortable. No pressure....

The club is comfortable. No pressure. Take your time and pick the dancer who is your type. There is a very good selection. My preference is just try a $10 dance with many and see…

Sunset Strip

London, England

I used to love this place....

I used to love this place. It used to be very relaxed and a great place to spend an hour or so watching gorgeous ladies do their stuff. Sadly things have changed and when…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped by last time I was...

Stopped by last time I was in town. Maybe it was just because it was a tuesday, but the club was pretty empty. <br> There were maybe 10-15 girls that I saw. One or…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

This review is a couple of...

This review is a couple of months late. Stopped in on a late Thursday evening with a couple of Co-workers after spending a week in Houston. We were staying close by at the…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Visited Ric's on Thurs evening. Really...

Visited Ric's on Thurs evening. Really good talent but extremely aggressive with asking for dances. The girls make it really fun but you will pay for it. This place is an efficient business machine, and…

Pussycats NE

Portland, Oregon

It was late at night and...

It was late at night and me and a friend of mine had just got done with a winning gambling streak from a local bar. We decided that the best way to spend this free…

Night Before Lounge

Lincoln, Nebraska

This is a nice club located...

This is a nice club located in downtown Lincoln. Lay out is actually pretty cool, and the club has improved substantially since my last visit. It's updated for one, and there are some…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

second visit to the club in...

second visit to the club in the last 2 years (don't get there too much). disappointed with some things. First, the bathrooms suck and there is no TP paper. drinks are high and…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

I came by around 2 am...

I came by around 2 am Wednesday. $10 at the door and a two drink minimum puts you at about $30 just to step inside. There was a decent crowd and a few girls(all black)…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Quick update on Leopard's. The layout...

Quick update on Leopard's. The layout has not changed; one large oval stage in the middle of the room. Single bar along the right side as you enter where a bottled beer will still run…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I visited on a Friday around...

I visited on a Friday around lunch time. There were quite a few ladies dancing but I didn't count them. Most were fairly attractive (5+) and a few very pretty (8-9). The…

Club Paradise

Girona , Spain

this is one of the best...

this is one of the best clubs ive been to. in the barcelona region i tried out a club at reus, as well as a couple of places in bearcelona itself(felinas, la vie en rose)…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

I hadn't been to Blaze in...

I hadn't been to Blaze in over a year before checking it out again last week. Not much has changed, which isn't necessarily a good thing or bad thing. Of the 15 or so…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Haven't been to Smiles in probably...

Haven't been to Smiles in probably ten years. I decided to stop by since I was going to visit friends near the bar on Saturday and swung by for a couple. A cute and friendly…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Not much lighting in the club...

Not much lighting in the club but plenty for the three stages for dancers, pretty diverse selection of girls some great some not so great. Some go full nude some leave on the panties. The…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Stopped by only for a short...

Stopped by only for a short period of time, small cover fee. Grabbed a drink at the bar, average prices on beer. Saw about 4-5 dancers rotate with the Dj off to the side. Pretty…

FKK Artemis

Berlin, Germany

This place is actually a not...

This place is actually a not a typical strip club like in the USA. It's more like a bar/ nightclub were you can have sex with woman for a set price. There is a $80.00…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

I went there one night after...

I went there one night after flying in through Peoria. The physical club layout is kind of compact, when you enter you see the bar against the far wall. Off to the left there is…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

I visited Hak's on a Thursday...

I visited Hak's on a Thursday at 5:45. I almost didn't go in, the area is a little rough and the parking lot was pretty full. Looks like a thug convention. Turns out shift change…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Red's is currently Awful!!<br> I used to...

Red's is currently Awful!!<br> I used to love my periodic trips to good ole' West Virginia to see what sort of gems may be hiding over at Red's. Well Red no longer owns it.<br> DL (former manager)…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Well my buddy and I decided...

Well my buddy and I decided to cut out a little early on Friday PM. We were both thirsty and decided to find a cool place to cool off. Of course we just…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs in the Dallas area. There is a large parking lot, and there is an all nude club in the same compound. The entrance charge is $10,…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Checked out paradise on 100 dollar...

Checked out paradise on 100 dollar vid Wednesday. I want to point out that the times are shortened. It's not the "$300" VIP for the price of $100. Shorter VIP = less money. Anyway walked…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Back in Dallas road construction still...

Back in Dallas road construction still a mess used the back roads to get the club. Arrived around 5:00 PM $10 cover and brought my own six pack of Bud Light. Sat at…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

This is an all black venue....

This is an all black venue. It appears like it was some other type of business, maybe a garage that was converted, it does not sell booze so it would be wise to bring…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

As many have mentioned this is...

As many have mentioned this is one of the better day shifts I have seen. The outside looks a bit grimy, but inside it is actually very open and there is a huge main…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Awesome club that has to be...

Awesome club that has to be one of the best! Free limo service was easy to use. I was alone and they picked me up from Tropicana. Driver was friendly. Tipped him…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

<br> I had been wanting to try...

<br> I had been wanting to try this place for a while since it is by far the closest to my house. I got there 9ish on a Saturday evening, but the guy said they…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

There has been a recent attempt...

There has been a recent attempt to diversify the line up at FLB, with the additions of Ashanti and another tall, attractive, black dancer and Mia. This club (for whatever its' reasons) has long been…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

I spent the entire ride home...

I spent the entire ride home trying to think of a polite way to describe the quality of dancers I witnessed at this club. Unfortunately, I can't. There were only two dancers, one was in…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

About a year ago, I went...

About a year ago, I went into this club for the first time and didn't have a good experience. Today, I returned. I have to say, things were much better this time. There were, again,…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

I tried this club out the...

I tried this club out the other week after having a less than stellar time at Follies. Got in around 10:30pm or so. I just walked right in, no cover or anything like…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Had some friends in town that...

Had some friends in town that wanted to visit Sammys. Went on Sat. night about 9pm. Main stage in the center and smaller stage off near the bar. Good mix of ladies.…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped into sparkys last Wednesday afternoon...

Stopped into sparkys last Wednesday afternoon around 2. About 10 girls working half were blk half were white. Nice bodies overall but not to good looking. Talked to brooklyn tall multi color hair tanned white…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

I went to the Gold Club...

I went to the Gold Club with a bunch of friends on a Thursday night. The club is set back from the main road behind a car dealership. Not a big deal, and it actually…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Had business in NJ and had...

Had business in NJ and had a chance to visit this place. Wanted to see what the hype was about considering their unique 'ticket' system. It may have been the 2 weeknights I…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

I don't understand this place, very...

I don't understand this place, very local , usually one very hot girl dancing , one girl you give money for her to stay away and one very new girl. The drinks are good…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

I stopped by on a Saturday...

I stopped by on a Saturday evening. I found downtown Reno to be kind of sketchy, but the walk here from the casinos was pretty quick. I was met by the host, who…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Wen around 10ish on my way...

Wen around 10ish on my way home from a bbq.. 3-5 girls on the floor.. all shaped bad.. only one could actually dance... no VIP, Private Room, etc.. all the girls sit at the bar…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I had not been here for...

I had not been here for a while because all of the girls that they have working the late shift either have been there for over eight or ten years or they act like total…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

After 6 months I went to...

After 6 months I went to this club yesterday. The club has changed a lot. The girls are all new and no one above average. As soon as I entered the club the girls started…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I was here last week on...

I was here last week on a Thursday. The place never disappoints. It is not super fancy but the plus side of that is it is not super expensive either. The dancers are not supermodels…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

This place has not changed much...

This place has not changed much since my previous visit. I paid no cover to enter as it was 5pm and a moderate amount of dancer where working. The place is spacious and upscale looking…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Sad to see the end of...

Sad to see the end of an era. Jiggles had it's last weekend open and I never spent so much in a couple of days. Thursday and Friday evening were fairly busy and everybody's excitement…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Took the long way to the...

Took the long way to the Reds game since I knew there was no good clubs in Cincy proper and just wanted to try something different. Went in, took eyes a bit to adjust…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by on my way back...

Stopped by on my way back from the game in Cincy keeping with my Harem theme for the day. Didn't expect anything as my past few visits were very poor here. I have…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

OK, so having found this rough...

OK, so having found this rough little bar I am somewhat hooked. It is definitely NOT a glitzy place, the girls are not 10's although there was a really cute Latina in there a few…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I tried out Pure Gold recently...

I tried out Pure Gold recently after hearing that they went full nude and was presently surprised. I dig the BYOB thing since I can now bring whatever beer I want instead of having to…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

So I've lived in Baltimore for...

So I've lived in Baltimore for about two years and previously came from CT which had one of my all time favorite clubs, Electric Blue, so that alone is hard to top.<br> <br> I stopped by on…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

This club has it all! Where...

This club has it all! Where else can you get dollar beers at a strip club! The dancers were ok, but if you're looking for a cheap night out, then this is the place! I…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Back to Ricks against my better...

Back to Ricks against my better judgement. I had time to kill on a Monday afternoon and couldn't help myself but to return to Ricks yet again. Very small number of girls and not…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This club is said to be...

This club is said to be a restaurant primarily, but I really did not see much evidence of this beyond the statement on one of the signs that said they served food. There was…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I went to the club in...

I went to the club in the afternoon as I had to run errands in the area. 10.00 cover and as mentioned before very dark inside the club. Have been there many times and usually…

Dreams Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

went here for my bachelor party...

went here for my bachelor party in 2012 when it was Babes, went back 2 days ago for a friends bachelor party to find out the club is under new ownership and a new name.…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

Second time visiting and the quality...

Second time visiting and the quality had gone down quite a bit. Have some great antics with the stage dances. Two girls were better than average. The others had great personalities if you…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

This club is quaint. Locals work...

This club is quaint. Locals work here. Has extremely attractive girls. No VIP area or private area for dances as they are kind of done just wherever. Has three stages for girls. Been here a…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Been twice as a dancer I...

Been twice as a dancer I thought it was a really nice looking club. Very clean management was cool and the other dancers weren't catty or anything like that. The customers were very respectful which…

Centerfolds Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

When a few Saturdays ago around...

When a few Saturdays ago around 1 am. This was my first time at Centerfolds and frankly the expectations were not high. When I got there, there was no cover. Every other place…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I saw this place while driving...

I saw this place while driving by heading towards my hotel so I decided to stop by around 8:30 there was around 6 girls working at the time. The club was a decent size and…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Overall, the semi-captive audience they have...

Overall, the semi-captive audience they have in Boston allows them to provide a B experience at A prices. When they have all three stages going, the vibe in the public areas is OK.…

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[OT: PSA] Any of Guys Need to File FBars?

Any of you guys have offshore accounts and need to file F-Bars? Just a PSA that June 30 is approaching, and this year it looks like electronic filing is newly required and the form is called FinCEN 114 instead of…

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what are the reasons for being banned from a club as a patron

I was curious to find out yall opinions on this as I haven't seen this happen in a while. I already know many reasons but need to be enlightened if I found out any new ones.

FKK Forum

Damn ... did you guy read TUSCLer "londonguy"FKK reviews ... damn Sodom and Gomo

For those that don't have VIP privileges – I'll go ahead and paste one of his 3 FKK reviews: “… Imagine going into a club more luxurious than you have ever been in before, imagine seeing 100+ of the hottest babes…

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Help with Stripper Logic

Danielle is beautiful as hell! She is supposed to be getting married in three months, according to her stripper friends. She is dancing to "pay for the wedding". She dances daytime and gives HJ for total $225. She normally…

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Banning things doesn't always work.

A 47-year-old Allentown man banned from Silhouettes Showbar in Coopersburg last week returned to the club Saturday night and assaulted a dancer in the parking lot outside, police said. Thomas E. Cross of 2421 Allenbrook Drive showed up at the club…

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Should dougster's 10000 posts

Be marked with an asterisk * by it?!?! Rickdugans statement made me think of that as dougster has done a lot of blank posts...there is no doubting mr.cats 10000 posts and his spot in the hall of fame, but will…

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Question of the Day: Cars or Strippers

Ferrari built a custom $4.2 million topless hydbrid. Even the most fabulous topless stripper ain't worth no $4.2 million http://editorial.autos.msn.com/blogs/post--ferrari-builds-custom-dollar42-million-topless-hybrid?icid=autos_5751

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Time for another weird hypothetical

Suppose that customer service in restaurants was as bad as it is in strip clubs. What percentage of the time would at least half your fries not be there (never cooked, eaten by someone else, etc.) before your plate…

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Government going after the first amendment...

Well, nothing new in this industry, but now they are saying you can't make a pic to beautiful! So much for the 1st amendment! http://www.kfiam640.com/articles/national-news-104668/new-bill-would-let-ftc-regulate-12485185/

FKK World

Pohlheim, Germany

I thought FKK Paradise was good...

I thought FKK Paradise was good until I got to FKK World.<br> <br> FKK World is a huge club set in the German countryside, the nearest town of any size is a place called Giessen. When you…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Made Miss Kitty's my first and...

Made Miss Kitty's my first and last stop on a whirlwind evening of Washington Park clubs. Squeezed in a stop at Hustler Club in between my Kitty calls. In St. louis for a few days…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

Went on a Saturday afternoon. No...

Went on a Saturday afternoon. No cover but the place was empty. Couple of dancers but nobody on the stage. Greeted by a stripper soon after entering, sat on the sofa and ordered a drink.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

After an unsuccessful attempt at getting...

After an unsuccessful attempt at getting some famed "Washington Park" action at Miss Kitty's Saturday afternoon, I went across the street to the Hustler Club. It is a gorgeous high-end looking club, but dancers get…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Stopped in around 10 PM on...

Stopped in around 10 PM on thursday. I was pleasantly surprised by the dancer quality. It is usually pretty high at this club, but the girls were really exceptional. A little bit…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by for a quick visit...

Stopped by for a quick visit this past Tues around 1pm. Probably 10-12 girls working. Most we're not good at all, but there were a few worth getting a dance or two from.…

Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club

Cornersville, Tennessee

Went out on a Saturday night...

Went out on a Saturday night (6/21/14). When we first arrived at around 10:15 pm there wasn't much going on. The first dancer was a bigger blonde who just walked in circles around the pole.…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

This club is truly getting to...

This club is truly getting to be a hit or miss. And the hit or miss is not on a day-by-day basis, but more like season-by-season?!! Over the winter, the dancers were young and hot.…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Arnies is a great place for...

Arnies is a great place for private dances not so much for stage dances. I went on a thursday and it had a decent number of girls working. But was surprised that no one was…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Whenever I come to...

Whenever I come to Kokomo I spend quite a bit of each day just being a hedonist. Been coming long enough now that I know most of the ladies, which translates into a…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by CL on my way...

Stopped by CL on my way through Providence today hoping to run into an old favorite. This place has really let itself go downhill. For years everyone has raved that CL is the…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Stopped by christies tonight the club...

Stopped by christies tonight the club was pretty much dead only about 10 people. The girls outnumbered the guys. The girls are mostly good looking. I got a few drinks and then the…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

Imagine going into a club more...

Imagine going into a club more luxurious than you have ever been in before, imagine seeing 100+ of the hottest babes walking around totally naked and asking you to fuck them and you will start…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Went in after hearing of a...

Went in after hearing of a special event. It turns out they do these kinds of events sporadically this time it was jello wrestling between the two stages. It started at 9 and ran for…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

To the management of this stripclub....

To the management of this stripclub. Hi there. I have gone twice to your establishment, once last weekend for the first time and then then this weekend where I was made to guess your bouncer's…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

The club is pretty cool if...

The club is pretty cool if you like your music hard n heavy and the dancers tatted up and pierced. Hard Rock/Metal is the music of choice here. Full songs too, not too…

Déjà Vu Stockton

Stockton, California

This might be the most poorly...

This might be the most poorly managed club I have ever seen.<br> <br> I showed up right around midnight. When I walked in, there were three waitresses crawling around the stage cleaning it. This continued for another…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

It was pretty dead inside, but...

It was pretty dead inside, but I decided to VIP anyway to cover my bases as so to speak. There were a handful of customers, and I'm uncertain how many dancers were spread across the…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Well stopped in to see a...

Well stopped in to see a dancer named Roxy it been awhile since I had gotten some of her dances . well they were spot on with the mood I was in. The drinks were…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Went on a Wednesday night. ...

Went on a Wednesday night. The club wad pretty busy. This club is very close to the Empire State Building and is in a very convenient and safe location. The club interior…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Well four months have made a...

Well four months have made a difference. The quality of dancers has really changed for the better it appears. I arrived around 6 pm, so the dayshift was at an end. Actually…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Gabrielles is still open. The newest...

Gabrielles is still open. The newest club, the Landing Strip closed after a couple of months. You dont have much to choose from in this city as far as strip clubs go. I went on…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Crazy Horse has been around for...

Crazy Horse has been around for years. It is the most expensive club in town and has the best looking dancers. It has plenty of parking and plenty of security. Sometimes, it has more security…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since my last visit to Arnie's. I stopped in for a late afternoon early evening visit on a Saturday. I arrived around 5:30 while the place was still pretty slow.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club is underrated. Most people...

This club is underrated. Most people head to SR, Sapphire or OG. But this club offers a pretty good mileage and a nice atmosphere. Girls are mostly 7/8, with some 9. I was there a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I won't spend much space confirming...

I won't spend much space confirming what has already been well documented (the place is dark, not fancy, VIP special on Thursdays), but I do want to add a few points. I was surprised…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited candy store on a recent...

Visited candy store on a recent weekday afternoon. It's a relaxed neighborhood kind of bar with strippers. The dances were all decent looking or attractive. Dances on the floor are very tame.…

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Game Outside The Club

We were at Thirsty Lion Pub & Grill ( http://www.thirstylionpub.com/portland ) chilling with my friend. The place was busy which is typical volume for a place in downtown Portland. Our bartender named Robyn, charming and pretty served us food and…

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Happy Summer Solstice 2014! Congratulations to Dougster on his 10,000th Post!

Starting a new topic apparently doesn't count toward your post count, so a brief look at back at my time on TUSCL and the changes in strip club during that time follows.

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Ever see a

Fat, disgusting, old slob customer and think too yourself, glad I am not a stripper?!?!

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im back - LMN

Hi guys Happy to be back on this board. Had a major issue occur and in my paranoia (in all candor it had been post a 48 hour coke run) I felt that posts I made here could be used against…

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Lactating Dancers ... turn on or turn off ?

It's a turn-on for me – especially and particularly b/c this often means a dancer's boobs are nice and engorged.

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Why Would She Need That?

Last week I was sitting with my blonde CF and her blonde best friend, drinking and joking around. After an hour or two, I suggested to my CF that we go upstairs to VIP. My CF said something…

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A Good Question. A Good Answer?

I was at the P*nth**s* Cl*b in D*tr**t today. I took a new blonde with enhanced boobs upstairs. She wanted to do CBJ and CFS. I wanted BBBJ and CFS. She asked me, "Have you been…

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holding your ejaculation back

I've started getting multiple VIP or CR trips for my ITC extras fun. Part of this fun has been not allowing myself to cum until my last extras trip of that night. Let me tell you sure it cost more…

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Strip Clubs Online

Have you guys seen other clubs do this other than 2001live.com?

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Preferred Body Type

I was watching these ladies modeling fashion lingerie, couldn't resist thinking about which one of these ladies I would buy lapdances from. My mind made a list of attributes right away like: 1) Her walk must show she wants to get noticed…

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The Countdown to Dougster's 10,000th Post Begins! This is Post 9990!

Closing in on the big 10,000! I believe that will make me only the 2nd member to have reached that mark, with shadowcat being the first.

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Buy you a drink, Miss Upton?

http://t.today.com/entertainment/watch-lady-antebellums-new-video-bartender-premieres-today-1D79825828

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A Good Reason to Take the Limo

http://globalnews.ca/news/1407763/limousine-companies-get-green-light-from-city-for-strippers/

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Have you got a profile description? I wrote one for myself.

just curious.

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Loose pussy

What do you do when you finally get that 10 in bed and her pussy is so loose that you cannot bust a nut?

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Should I ask for her cell number?

Dudes, do not ever ask her for her cell number. There are only 4 reasons why you might think of this stupid idea. 1.) you want to know her work days and hours so you can come back and…

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What if rape, murder, whatever was legal for 12 hours once a year every year?

What would you do? I'm watching a movie tonight where any crime is legal once a year for 12 hours except against high ranking government officials and you can't use any weapons above level 4. It's interesting to think…

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Lingerie Soccer

The sport of Soccer played by ladies wearing lingerie. This is like "Hey awesome chicks!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlzmLdX3QTY

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LDKing is sexual assault...

"you are not going to get much traction around here trying to advocate your "it's all good if she doesn't know" approach to sexually assaulting women. " -- yoda on why LDKing with condom on is still sexual assault "It is…

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Your reason for going to the club...

Since I'm new to this forum, but not necessarily new to the industry, a question has crossed my mind, not just out of curiosity, but in an effort to provide the best service that I can to my…

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My Dream

The following is a dream I had last night. I'm not making this up. I'm not nearly creative enough to come up with this shit in my conscious mind. I was in bed fucking a cute stripper. She was vaguely familiar,…

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casino run

I've been going to a lot of casino's lately How many tusclers pay for their clubbing with winnings from gambling of some sort ?

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OT. Lost in the 50's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjj9VKKSV2g

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PL Travel Time

This may be quite a PL question but I am guilty of it. It made me reflect because I may be in a travel situation this weekend and I had to ask myself these questions. 1. Whats the furthest…

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TUSCL discussion things that make you go hmmm...

Has anybody noticed that cflock has mare reviews than sclvr5005? Not sure why ol' cflock keeps posting things that mock sclvr, but I find this interesting. Other mockery-focused accounts (RickyBoyDugan, .Alucard, ShadowKat....ok, the last of those was probably Juice) don't review.…

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"I'm a good girl".

Does only giving HJs instead of BJs and FS qualify a stripper as being a "good girl"? She said "I'm not like these other girls but I want you to cum". And I did.

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OT: R.I.P. Chuck Noll, Tony Gwynn

Although I'm neither a Steelers or Padres fan, I'd like to remark on both of these individuals remarkable career. There is no shortage of accolades or list of accomplishments for either gentleman. What is remarkable about both men is the…

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What is TUSCL.NET doing on members avatars?

This is what everyones avatar looks like on the article section. Someone is screwing around. Probably why our pics are gone

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OT: Ouch!

Macon GA Monday files Date: June 12 Location: Sunoco gas station, 6451 Zebulon Road Incident type: Self-inflicted gunshot A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis. The man was parked at the gas station at about…

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Witness: Columbia mayor, Pinson, Florida businessman took 2 women from strip clu

The story is really about corruption by public officials, but strippers are what everybody is interested in. http://www.thestate.com/2014/06/18/3515969/defense-attorney-former-sc-state.html?sp=/99/132/

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How many of you dudes would live to see the return of pictures?

JayJayDancer's post really bugged me...not because of anything that was said. Nope, it was because I couldn't read the text on her avatar! Pics can provide fun insights into a posters personality. They allow us to test our fellow pervs. I…

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What could I expect as club manager?

I applied for a job as a club manager (a BYOB club in Austin, not revealing location unless I get the gig). I had heard good and bad things about being a club manager. What could I expect as a…

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The toll of the party lifestyle

Adding to the recent topics regarding addictions and the impact of the lifestyle on the dancers. Most of my favorites drink and smoke. Most work day shift at least five days a week and almost each day they are downing…

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Stripping as a stepping stone...

I like Rian, my stripper friend a lot. She is the alpha dog of strippers! Her sensual dances captivates the audience. There is a long line of guys waiting for her when she completes her routine. She tells me that…

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OT: Amazon Phone?

Anyone thinking of getting one? I'm very tempted. Love my Kindle Fire HDX which it is modeled after. I'm already on AT&T and my plan let's me switch my phone at any time. I used to feel locked into my iPhone…

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Porn Sucks

I've decided that I don't fit into the category of "average American male". One indicator is that, to me at least, 99% of all porn sucks. So I'm curious, assuming that the average American moron is fully represented on this…

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Detroit 2AMer

DETROIT (WWJ) - Authorities say a man has died after being involved in a shooting outside of a strip club on Detroit's west side. The shooting happened during the early morning hours Wednesday at the Sphinx Showgirls gentlemen's club on Plymouth…

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Required stripper STD testing

Shadow posted this link about a legislative bill to require strippers to get a license in Texas. http://smallbusiness.foxbusiness.com/legal-hr/2013/01/23/strippers-in-texas-may-soon-need-license-to-dance/ While the bill overall is lame and stupid, I did think it had one smart idea. It would require strippers to get regular…

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I don't want a lap dance

I have been going to strip clubs for a while, but I have been going more recently. The more I go, the less I am interested in lap dances. I really enjoy having a drink and watching the dances,…

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waffle house

Shailin posted a video about wet wipes earlier. Did you ever see any waitresses at the waffle house that you wanted a lap dance from? If so were you drunk at the time? If you were, how ugly was she…

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Something I learned today

Waitresses give EXCELLENT dances. better than the dancers. nothing but grinding and very hands on. I've always wanted to get waitress dances. Anyone think the same? Anyone hate waitress dances

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we'll have nun of this nonsense

The forces of morality strike again. Maybe we can convince the nuns to hit the strippers with rulers (for an extra fee of course!) What other odd reasons have been used to try to shut down a strip club in…

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Pet peeve

I know it has been said many times, many way, but I strongly dislike lazy strippers! Recent trip during the day, 6-7 strippers working, when not on stage they all sat together at the bar and drank. While 5 guys…

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Tour Clubs in a strange town

How many of you all tour clubs when you travel. I sometime do so and usually post reviews for an out of town perspective. I read reviews of each club before I tour and some times ask for information on…

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Wet wipes

I do not understand why dancers aren't carrying these around with them. Saturday a non swallower chose to wipe her hands on the fucking curtains while she was holding about 5-6oz of shailynn juice. When exiting I said…

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When do you you prefer to hook up with a stripper for OTC fun?

Before she goes to work? After she gets off work? Or on her day off? For me my preference would be on her day off or before she starts to work. I want her fresh. Not tired, hungry and smelly. Most…

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What's the latest in Houston?

I know there were some law changes around nudity and it seemed like things were going to change for the worst. Any updates out there on what the scene is like now? I'm heading down there for work this week and,…

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UK clubs and patrons

I first found this place a long time ago when I was researching for a stag do. Back then there weren't really that many reviews for British clubs but I enjoy the banter here and voyeuristically finding out what goes…

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Why juice (G2 aka bluelion)why

https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/oddnews/florida-deputies-say-450-pound-man-tried-hiding-drugs-in-his-stomach-fat-185024385.html We might not be hearing or seeing juice for a while Just think about it

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Drug rehab

My ATF has been through full drug detox and rehab either 17 or 18 times in the past 13 years. Obviously, it hasn't worked. She is the queen of relapses. However the drugs she's used ( primarily heroin injections, smoking…

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Titty Fucking

In a recent discussion, most said they would prefer a HJ to a covered BJ. That surprised me. I wonder if the HJ crowd has considered titty fucking as an alternative. It takes the right set of…

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Is it only me who finds this attractive in a woman?

A beautiful chick (not ugly) with kinda mess up teeth or buck teeth wit a lil gap , i dont know why but i find this extremely attractive lol ! It can be any race spanish , white , mixed…

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Banging Strippers

Hey peeps just checking this site looking for a club to hit up while to this really of the wall audiobook, about some guy who claims to sleep with a lot of strippers. it is really cheap. I got mine

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OTC with strippers

I have done OTC with strippers before, but never P4P. I think that is all about to change. There is this one stripper that literally has me drooling every time I see her on stage. Her face is ok, maybe like…

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More new changes.

[email protected] Today at 11:27 AM Hi shadowcat! Your review of Follies in Atlanta has been published at the ultimate strip club list. …

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Tony Gwynn gone

Another hero gone. At 54. Rats

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Relationships with a dancer.

Anybody out there have a successful relationship with a dancer? I've been with one now for about a year and a half. Lived together for about 6 months. She quit dancing shortly after our relationship got serious.…

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Peepshow/Fantasy Show in NYC

Hi all, I have been to two live peep shows in nyc, one above Lace 2, and another at Empire Erotica. The girls in these shows encourage you to whip out your member and have a go while behind closed…

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Celeb Jihad

Have any of you pervs seen http://www.celebjihad.com? That shit is frickin' hi-LAR-EEE-OUS. Mostly celeb fakes with a few real pic thrown in. But the commentary... Imagine if Juice wasnt completely over the edge and he decided to imitate a Muslim dude that…