Have you ever wanted to fuck your iPad?

You can't just use douche like the real thing? Who knew?

ATACdude...have you been douching your fuckable iPad case?

Use the iPad mini. It'll make your dick look bigger.

iPad, no. Toaster, sometimes.

Some time ago there used to be something called Auto-Suck. You plugged it into your car lighter.

Someone got creative with that device. :)

I wonder if they got different programs set up? moaners, talkers, different visual positions?

The answer to the original question is no.

However I have imagined what if the girl came out of the tv screen or iPad as if it was a portal into your house and she came out horny and naked as in The Ring except she was intent on having sex and she was hot.

I agree with shark


Lol zipper...this is a good one

I think semen will void the Apple warranty

No but I wanted to say "fuck you" to my Iphone! Hate the sucker! Love my IPod though.