Ever did this or have this happen

DjscudmasterNew York
I ask the owner of a club Once If I could get a LapDance from His wife who was Hot Big Bootied and also an X stripper/barmaid.
He said Yes if only He could watch to see if there wasn't any you know Hanky Panky etc...
Whatcha think would you have the balls to do this Or especially if You found out she was flirting with You previous to You asking Him
Or have you had the Owners wife flirt with You
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last commentThing is and odds are that in most places where you can get a lap dance you are being watched, if not by a bouncer than by a/several cameras.
Would she even want to??
Why not just ask him if it's OK to fuck her? That's what you really want.
If talks the same way he writes chances are whoever he is talking to will have no idea what he is saying.
I got a LD from a friends wife at her club. However, it was lame, at best.
Actually, a co-worker. Never really thought of him as a friend. Were he, I likely wouldn't have gotten the dance.
At my favorite club, the owner's wife dances, but she is one of the weaker dancers there, probably because everyone knows she's the owner's wife. At my #2 club, a long time ago, the owner's ex-wife, back when they were married, used to dance and she was good as far as that club went, but that's a one-way contact club. The only other owner's wife I have ever knowingly met was at this one dive bar in Kansas, and she was most definitely one not to flirt with.