I ask the owner of a club Once If I could get a LapDance from His wife who was Hot Big Bootied and also an X stripper/barmaid.
He said Yes if only He could watch to see if there wasn't any you know Hanky Panky etc...
Whatcha think would you have the balls to do this Or especially if You found out she was flirting with You previous to You asking Him
Or have you had the Owners wife flirt with You


Thing is and odds are that in most places where you can get a lap dance you are being watched, if not by a bouncer than by a/several cameras.