The Most Improbable Text from a Stripper

15 comments

• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Does she do drugs or drink? Does sound very strange unless she was seriously fucked up at the time/feeling guilty contemplating life.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  One texted me when she knew I was on vacation for a couple of weeks. "Just to see how I was doing". Didn't even mention seeing her when I was back, or money. That was really strange.
• LMN

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  10 years ago

  Stripper sent me a text casually saying "we should just go get her a new car" and she'd repay me "however I saw fit" (like a blowjob pays for a new audi, which is what she specifically suggested). Lol.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  10 years ago

  I wish I've gotten texts like that! Early in my club-going career, I was stupid enough to "loan" money to dancers. Not one single dancer has ever repaid one single dollar I've loaned to them. It would be nice of a dancer to let me know she hasn't forgotten and still intends to repay the loan (even if it's just BS or SS).
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  Every time I get a "yes" response to an OTC request, it seems like the most improbable thing imaginable to me.
• Vin66

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  10 years ago

  I have a couple ladies who owe me a couple hundred each. I'm not gonna hold my breath waiting for a text from them, they're long gone. My first regular used to borrow from me a bit. She had the oxy problem and sometimes had cash flow problems. She texted me one day looking for $200. Leant her the money, she blew me to say thanks. A few days later she gave me $100 and said "how about I give you free dances for the rest?" I said ok cause I was gonna get dances anyway. We did that 4 or 5 times. I thought it was a good deal, I'd get blown then paid back too.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  You think she owes you some money now? She'll owe you twice as much after the next time you see her!
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  @Vin66: That's how I handle it too. My ATF wanted something to smoke, and rather than take cash I just got a whole bunch of free dances...well I paid the house come to think of it! LOL But I got a great deal anyway; I did save $200.
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  A picture of her dog in pajamas. Lol, I guess she couldn't help it.
• Lone_Wolf

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  10 years ago

  That is a pretty good hustle.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  She’s probably broke (overwhelming reason why most ex-faves text out of the blue) and wants back in your graces. Women are known to have great memories – they often don’t forget shit (unless they are under the influence) – she probably wants to get back with you ($$$) and thought you might not want to b/c she owed you money. It’s almost always a con – whether the short or long type.
• Tyres

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  10 years ago

  I agree with the others. She's trying to build your trust back up to ask for more.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  "I'll be there on time."
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  I keep a spreadsheet of "loans" I've given. Currently at about $12K. Most to my kids, but a lot isn't. One fellow did surprise me sometime back. He owed $150 for over 5 years. I am at a local watering hole and he walks in. Hadn't seen him in years. Had even moved away. He tells me he still hasn't forgotten the $150 and says he's going to go get it right then from an ATM. Sure I thought, but in about 15 minutes here he is with my money. Some people do have scruples.
• jabthehut

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  10 years ago

  I recently had one text me saying "I know I owe you $100 but can I come see you. She screwed the hell out of me and I gave her $50. A week later, she asked if she and a friend could come over. I screwed the friend after a warmup bj from the stripper. The friend also asked if I wanted to take some pictures which I declined (yeah, right!) I gave only the friend $50.