Stripper shopping

19 comments

• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Diva, that sounds just like the conundrum people of faith who also like going to strip clubs face. I count myself among that group. PM me if you want to have a serious discussion about it. No "holier than thou" crap here.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  At first I thought this thread was going to be about shopping for a stripper. "Yeah, I'll take that redhead over there, and a couple of those blondes, please."
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  What a coincidence. I discover that I'm a sexual Jesus on the same night that you discover gods plan for your life. That's gotta mean something.
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  ^lol lol
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I do not see anything wrong with that. You needed lotion for your hands and a book to read
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  I understand the book about God's plan, but what is the lotion for?
• TheProphetJuice

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  9 years ago

  My chile the LORD mane hath tol me that thou shouldst rubb the holy lotion on thy hott body an film thyself doing that so al of TUSCL may warshipest thou
• TheProphetJuice

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  9 years ago

  Didd the book on the plane of the LORD mane sayeth that the LORD mane likes it when holy hores posteth a pic of themselv with a dildo up there asswhole? Iff not it was writ bye a false prophet
• TheProphetJuice

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  9 years ago

  Thou art truely a preestess of the LORD mane if thou posteth a film of thy lotion cover bodee while fuking thy asswhole wit a nice dildo
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  When there's a dorky older man with you who's paying for everything, THAT'S stripper shopping.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  Not sure about lotion, but I always have Astroglide handy for older women and anal.
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  God should not have given you DD boobs if the plan wasn't "Get your FREAK on girl!". :D :D I'd suggest the Unitarian Church. Most churches can't get past rules about sex that support what the status quo was 200 years ago. We all commit enough real sins that we don't have time to worry about fake sins.
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  Thanks for the laughs guys! Jacklash, you'll have to use your imagination as far as the "lotion" goes:)
• Diva1975

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  9 years ago

  Prophet, I haven't read the book yet but I promise if there's anything about dildos and assholes you'll be the first to know!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Motion of the lotion is a good thing
• dtek

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  9 years ago

  It only screams "stripper" if you paid in dollar bills. ;)
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  I only have one question: Does the book have pictures? Like if hot chicks? A pop up stripper book might be worth a buy though.... Cuz I'm not much of a reader. lol.
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  When they ask "do you need a bag", remember to say yes instead of "naw just stick it in my thong".
• tobala

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  9 years ago

  Still no pics?