Stripper shopping

Diva, that sounds just like the conundrum people of faith who also like going to strip clubs face. I count myself among that group. PM me if you want to have a serious discussion about it. No "holier than thou" crap here.

At first I thought this thread was going to be about shopping for a stripper. "Yeah, I'll take that redhead over there, and a couple of those blondes, please."

What a coincidence. I discover that I'm a sexual Jesus on the same night that you discover gods plan for your life. That's gotta mean something.

^lol lol

I do not see anything wrong with that. You needed lotion for your hands and a book to read

I understand the book about God's plan, but what is the lotion for?

My chile the LORD mane hath tol me that thou shouldst rubb the holy lotion on thy hott body an film thyself doing that so al of TUSCL may warshipest thou

Didd the book on the plane of the LORD mane sayeth that the LORD mane likes it when holy hores posteth a pic of themselv with a dildo up there asswhole?

Iff not it was writ bye a false prophet

Thou art truely a preestess of the LORD mane if thou posteth a film of thy lotion cover bodee while fuking thy asswhole wit a nice dildo

When there's a dorky older man with you who's paying for everything, THAT'S stripper shopping.

Not sure about lotion, but I always have Astroglide handy for older women and anal.

God should not have given you DD boobs if the plan wasn't "Get your FREAK on girl!". :D :D

I'd suggest the Unitarian Church. Most churches can't get past rules about sex that support what the status quo was 200 years ago. We all commit enough real sins that we don't have time to worry about fake sins.

Thanks for the laughs guys! Jacklash, you'll have to use your imagination as far as the "lotion" goes:)

Prophet, I haven't read the book yet but I promise if there's anything about dildos and assholes you'll be the first to know!

Motion of the lotion is a good thing

It only screams "stripper" if you paid in dollar bills. ;)

I only have one question:

Does the book have pictures? Like if hot chicks?
A pop up stripper book might be worth a buy though.... Cuz I'm not much of a reader. lol.

When they ask "do you need a bag", remember to say yes instead of "naw just stick it in my thong".

Still no pics?