Lame as you could imagine. Paid...

Lame as you could imagine. Paid for a 2 for one lap dance and my quote unquote stripper never removed an article of clothing. By definition my stripper never stripped. Waste of money! Forget about this place! I then called the place to complain and the bouncer explained to me about some rule about how if the stripper touches you during your lap dance then they're not obligated to show you anything. Sorry I paid for you to touch me. I could have walked around in a busy subway station for the same interaction that I got at Cabaret NOLA. Don't waste your money because their employees aren't expected to do much.