Strip Club Shorts - A question for Dancers

I dunno about the strippers, but it creeps me out. Scoot over!!!

"strip club shorts"

I think that was Quentin Tarantino's senior project in film school

I was in my best friends wedding. We were getting changed into our tuxes in the pastors office of the church. One of the other groomsmen dropped his pants to change and did not have on underwear. I asked if he left them at the club the night before and he said "no, I have not worn them in years, don't really see a purpose" That was the last time I rented a tux

I think, from the dancer point of view, there is only about half the protection from getting splooged in the event of an LDK.

My best-buddy dancer put up pictures on the net of a family gathering, with a male relative in very short shorts. You could see one of his testicles in all it's wrinkled hairy glory. I put up some comment like "wow I can see you all were really having a BALL". But she just ignored me.

I would think most dancers hate them – even if they will say o/w to your face.

For the most part; a custy’s motivation is to get the most mileage for the least $$$ - a dancers’ motivation is to get the most $$$ while giving the least mileage – if it was up to most dancers they’d prefer to have the custies just sit there with their hands to their sides while she does an air-dance w/ zero contact – but they (dancers) know they won’t make $$$ this way and they know they’ll make the most $$$ by giving you a good grind and telling you what you wanna hear (e.g. “your shorts are cool – looks like you came to play”) when they are probably thinking “what a perv”.

This is a customer centered site and very few dancers post here – if you want to know what some dancers think; post your question over on stripperweb.com (which is a site for dancers) - and then take cover.

Below is a related thread on stripperweb.com about sweatpants and what the dancers on stripperweb.com think about them:

stripperweb.com

I guess this is a good reason for a dancer to be on birth control. Pre-cum and cum can easily seep through thin fabric.

^^^lmfao Bavarian you need to go back and retake 8th grade sex ed

He could have a one in 7 billion kid, a baby born without sex. :) The sperm swam through his shorts right up inside her. I bet such a kid would have supernatural powers to manage such a feat before he was even born.

Safe to say it would creep out anybody that knows (or finds out) about it.

This is why dancers never ask me for $$ for OTC or ITC sex. They know I'm too perverted for wearing my thin material gym shorts to the club. Guess they can reas I'm into cheap thrills.

I Appreciate the comments.

I always go commando. It saves time. The girls that don't mind it are all over me and the ones that do mind it leave me alone.

Tru 'dat Shadowcat!

About this perv wear and going commando; if this is all that big of an issue, I think you guys need to start visiting AMPs. There you are supposed to get naked. You don't need to hide this.

So you can wear whatever you want, though suit and tie makes a very good impression.

Your girl will encourage you to undress and take a shower. She will give you a robe and a towel. You can undress with the help of a chair and a table, hanging your stuff up on hooks on the back side of the door.

Now yes, sometimes I've decided to move on the girl without first undressing, often backing her up against a wall for DFKing.

But getting undressed can be fine too. Then your girl will come back and the fun can begin, and her hands will gravitate towards your cock while your hands can start exploring her.

At any AMPs I have ever been to, the girls do do good massages and the massages do make you feel good to.

I talked before about Purple Dress Donna. During our second session I did let her massage me. She was real good too. I was tired, just getting off from work. So I let her start and let her get me relaxed. Then finally I sat up and started kissing her and we went to it. Her massage relaxed me to the point that I was ready to start engaging with her sexually.

Not every place has AMPs. In many places LE is so tough that they are not that good.

Because we have one prominent member who likes to ejaculate, and because he is in Louisiana, I looked there. Shreveport, Lafayette, and Baton Rouge are not so good. But New Orleans is awesome. Though it does not have as many as San Francisco, the quality of it's best ones rival San Francisco's.

Atlanta, is also good, though with just a few.

And then Houston has as many as San Francisco, and they look to be just as good.

These are an under utilized resource.

Now yes, strip club women are going to usually be younger and hotter looking. So if you go to an AMP, be sure you keep window shopping until you find a girl you really like. These places are an acquired taste, and I believe that while SC's are great, AMP's can have some advantages of their own.

They are the reason I did not get excited when it became known that some SF SC's were going to FS. I always felt that the SC style of offering would be inferior.

SJG

AMEN

Duke69, Have you had some good AMP experiences you would like to share?

Are you going more to AMPs now than before?

Have you checked out the ones in your area? Do you think AMPs can have some advantages over strip clubs?

Do you like the Asian women?

Do you think the chance to window shop gives AMPs an edge over AAMPs and Escorts?

For me it is not just getting to see the girl first, it is getting to interact with her just a bit. I use this to get her primed for the session.

Do you try to maintain contact with the girls, via telephone or email? Have you ever done an outside P4P with any of them? How about just getting one of the clock and taking her home with you?

Do they dress slutty at the AMPs where you are?

SJG

I bet SJG is a big Jack Kerouac fan.

In this post I discuss Kerouac. Actually I am not a big fan of his, but I am of James Joyce. tuscl.net

SJG