Skeet Removal
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
I went to a top 100 club tonight. According to the TUSCL reviews it was a clean club. The same has been said on the other forums that cover SC's. This is perfectly fine with me because I am not an extras guy. I was expecting to see some 6-10's, tip the stage, and consume 6-10 beers. I see a banging 9.5 on stage when I enter and proceed to turn her into a Christmas tree with my singles. When she gets off stage we talk a bit and go back to get some lap dances. For you guys who are porno connoisseurs, she was a spitting image of Lanny Barbie, awesome fake tits and a nice black mane. The room the lap dances were in was communal and there were cameras in the ceiling. We started out with some solid dances but nothing out of the ordinary other than some groping, titty licking, and some kissing (found out later I had pink lipstick on my face). By the third or so song I was running my finger on her clit a little bit. By the fifth song, she was on her knees, with her back apparently blocking out the camera's view, and her hand down my jeans. Next thing I know, my whoopie stick is out between her nice silicone tits, and she is giving me Russian. I can't take it any longer and erupt like Mount St. Helens, leaving her fake tits glazed like a Krispy Kreme.
She has to get the cum off of her, so she wipes it on my jacket. You could say in retrospect that I should be carrying napkins, but remember this is a clean club where this type of thing doesn't happen and I don't seek out this type of stuff. TUSCL gurus, what do you use to remove skeet stains from clothing? Will a regular wash work?
She has to get the cum off of her, so she wipes it on my jacket. You could say in retrospect that I should be carrying napkins, but remember this is a clean club where this type of thing doesn't happen and I don't seek out this type of stuff. TUSCL gurus, what do you use to remove skeet stains from clothing? Will a regular wash work?
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Two nights ago dancer doesn't want to give me a Bbbj cause she doesn't want to swallow. Applying all of my intellectual powers, I suggest as an option that she could just spit it out. She refuses because she doesn't know where to spit it. Being a good former Boy Scout who is always prepared, I produce tissues. Problem solved.