I went to a top 100 club tonight. According to the TUSCL reviews it was a clean club. The same has been said on the other forums that cover SC's. This is perfectly fine with me because I am not an extras guy. I was expecting to see some 6-10's, tip the stage, and consume 6-10 beers. I see a banging 9.5 on stage when I enter and proceed to turn her into a Christmas tree with my singles. When she gets off stage we talk a bit and go back to get some lap dances. For you guys who are porno connoisseurs, she was a spitting image of Lanny Barbie, awesome fake tits and a nice black mane. The room the lap dances were in was communal and there were cameras in the ceiling. We started out with some solid dances but nothing out of the ordinary other than some groping, titty licking, and some kissing (found out later I had pink lipstick on my face). By the third or so song I was running my finger on her clit a little bit. By the fifth song, she was on her knees, with her back apparently blocking out the camera's view, and her hand down my jeans. Next thing I know, my whoopie stick is out between her nice silicone tits, and she is giving me Russian. I can't take it any longer and erupt like Mount St. Helens, leaving her fake tits glazed like a Krispy Kreme.
She has to get the cum off of her, so she wipes it on my jacket. You could say in retrospect that I should be carrying napkins, but remember this is a clean club where this type of thing doesn't happen and I don't seek out this type of stuff. TUSCL gurus, what do you use to remove skeet stains from clothing? Will a regular wash work?
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It should. Protip, though: Might not want to take that jacket to a club with any blacklights anytime soon.
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Dry clean only
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LOL! Cool post. "Skeet" is water soluble. Soap and water will do the job.
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Just be sure to tell your cleaners what it is.
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The porn myth that skeet is like paint or tar is bs. It does not float like oil in the pool and easily washes out of her hair or clothes with soap and water.
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And here I thought skeet shooting was only for rich people.
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Saw "skeet" and almost didn't read the post. I learned some new vocabulary and now need a trip to the "gun range."
Excellent post!
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All you skeet, skeet, skeet motherfuckers! To the window.......to the wall! To the wall! Lick sweat up and down my balls!
Or something like that. I'm not much of a rap fan but this thread reminds me of that song.
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As long as we got side tracked to skeet.
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My pockets are already pretty full going into a club but I've been forced to add a little pack of tissues to the mix. Dancers never seem prepared for this.
Two nights ago dancer doesn't want to give me a Bbbj cause she doesn't want to swallow. Applying all of my intellectual powers, I suggest as an option that she could just spit it out. She refuses because she doesn't know where to spit it. Being a good former Boy Scout who is always prepared, I produce tissues. Problem solved.
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I'd be pissed if a pissed if a bitch wiped my cum on my jacket. At least the dances were good.
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Maybe the handkerchief industry is paying busty strippers to give surprise tit-wanks, to bring back the habit of always carrying a handkerchief.
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