I had to try out a...

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I did not have time to call the free limo service so paid the ~$50 entry fee. Between Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire and Peppermint Hippo, the clear winner for me on this trip was Spearmint Rhino. Plenty…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Metal detector, ID checks and $20 cover to enter. It is normal for cop cars to be outside which apparently is their security. There are cabs waiting all night for PLs when they are done. Huge…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, CA

There is a well lit parking lot right next to the club. Entry was $25 with no ID check. There is no alcohol served so got a bottle of water for $5. They are closed…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…