This is not the place it...

This is not the place it once was. A long time ago it was terrific. The girls were all winners. An epic bonner was guaranteed and, if you were willing to open your wallet, there was a very good chance you could leave with a grin on your face and trousers in need of dry cleaning.

Then the authorities realized that customers were having a great time and Treasures was busted (over and over again).

After that Treasures went through a period aptly called "The Dark Ages" during which pasties and full bikini bottoms were required. Oddly, this was the era during which Treasures became less of a strop club and more like a brothel (but you had to like the skanky look because that's all they had).