What's the right answer?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Dancer: would you like a lap dance?
Me: thanks but no.
Dancer: what?
Me: (thinking she just didn't hear me over the music) No thank you.
Dancer: why?
Me: What?
Dancer: why don't you want a dance with me?
Two choices here:
Lie. "I'm just not in the mood."
Truth. "You're not my type, you have absurd looking fake breasts, you don't have a pretty face, you jumped straight to the "wanna dance" question, you seem disinterested and mechanical, there are a dozen girls here who are much hotter than you, you seem desperate, my guess is that you're low mileage, you strike me as a girl who probably participates regularly in stripperweb, and if you give me a minute I can easily come up with ten more reasons." Or I could summarize and say simply "the same reason I don't drive a 1972 Ford Granada."
Whats the right answer, and why would she ask?
Me: thanks but no.
Dancer: what?
Me: (thinking she just didn't hear me over the music) No thank you.
Dancer: why?
Me: What?
Dancer: why don't you want a dance with me?
Two choices here:
Lie. "I'm just not in the mood."
Truth. "You're not my type, you have absurd looking fake breasts, you don't have a pretty face, you jumped straight to the "wanna dance" question, you seem disinterested and mechanical, there are a dozen girls here who are much hotter than you, you seem desperate, my guess is that you're low mileage, you strike me as a girl who probably participates regularly in stripperweb, and if you give me a minute I can easily come up with ten more reasons." Or I could summarize and say simply "the same reason I don't drive a 1972 Ford Granada."
Whats the right answer, and why would she ask?
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A month later, I was meeting her in motel rooms, she became my first ATF.
Me: thanks but no.
Dancer: what?
Me: (thinking she just didn't hear me over the music) No thank you.
Dancer: why?
me: because... because YOU FUCKING SUCK!!! THAT'S WHY!!!!!
I always wanted to do that to some annoying fuglie or to some hot do-nothing bitch.
Dancer: "Why?" / "What's your type?"
Partial Truth: "Sorry, can't really explain it, I just know if a chick is when I see her."
I will sometimes tell the MILFS/fake titted/heavily tatooed chicks I like GND types if I want them to go away. That said, the VAST majority take no for an answer. The smart ones do want to figure out if it's a soft no (I'm not buying dances now/tonight) vs. a hard no (never approach me again, thanks).
Her: Why not?
Me: You're beautiful but not my type. Who do you think is?
Her: That blonde over there
Me: Why in the world do you think I like blondes?
In any case, once I've politely declined, she doesn't get to ask questions anymore -- or, she can ask, but I'm not answering any questions, I'm changing the conversation to me asking the questions. She can play along and answer them (which I don't mind, it can be fun when a girl plays along) or, 99% of the time, she frustrated that she's not leading the conversation and realizes at this point I'm wasting her time, and excuses herself.
In short: the ONLY wrong answer is ANY answer, once you've politely declined. Take control of the conversation, let her waste her time playing guessing games about who your type is, change your reply to a question and she can either stand there playing guessing games or GTFO
Truth: "Sorry, your not my type"
Dancer: "Why?" / "What's your type?"
Truth: Girls that do Anal,
Dancer: i dont do that ...bye.
if she says yes / ok - well you got a keeper