Asymmetric bosoms

2/14/2015 7:37:22 PM

Have you ever seen a stripper with tits of noticeably different sizes? Would that be a deal-breaker? At one of my regular clubs, there was a dancer a while back whose titties were very different in size. I understand that it's normal for a woman's tits to differ slightly in size and appearance -- that's not what I'm talking about.

Back in the 90s I visited Vienna two summers in a row and spent an afternoon both times at a nude beach on an oxbow branch of the Danube. (It's called Gänsehäufel in case you're interested.) Both times I saw a local girl who had one large tit . . . and one huge one! She was kind of freakish looking -- I stared at her (discreetly) even more than I did at the other chicks :)

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shadowcat

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10 years ago

I haven't seen any that were that noticeable but there is one at my favorite club that had a botched boob job and her nipples point upwards instead of outwards.

DandyDan

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10 years ago

There's a girl who used to dance at my favorite club who had fake boobs who had one of her boobs "explode", or so she said, so she had 2 different sized boobs, 1 with the implant intact and 1 not. But she also lets me DATY every visit, and is generally fun to hang out with. However, I might be thrown off by her assymetrical boobs if I had just met her for the first time. There's another at my #3 club who had a boob job where her nipples don't line up right and it would have been nice to know that before I bought a dance from her. But she's a fun girl to hang out with, though I don't always see her when she's there.

farmerart

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10 years ago

Very common sight at nude beaches in Europe..........even at Wreck Beach in Vancouver.

I can't say that I have seen this in a SC however.

tumblingdice

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10 years ago

I'm tapping a new found groove at a local Tilted Kilt.Tits are on the menu.Hard to say no when shes ready to go.

MrDeuce

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10 years ago

Thanks for sharing, tumblingdice, but . . . huh?

ilbbaicnl

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10 years ago

They had "bosoms"? And there were 10 of them on the stage for the stage dance? They wore hooped skirts and flashed their bloomers? The music was a guy playing the pie-ano?

motorhead

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10 years ago

I probably would never have noticed, but my ATF once pointed out a fellow dancer that had boobs of different size. It was obvious after she told me to look. I think dancers pick up minor flaws of other dancers more so than customers.

magicrat

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10 years ago

There is a day shift girl at Platinum Plus in Greenville, SC that has the most asymmetrical tits of any girl I've ever seen. You guys know who she is!

sclvr5005

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10 years ago

Bosoms? Did you really write that? Lol

Papi_Chulo

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10 years ago

Never noticed any that were obvious – I’ve noticed it when the dancer has danced for me and I’ve groped her breasts then noticed one was bigger than the other – in my case both dancers were very well endowed ebonies (natural D/DD) but one breast did feel bigger than the other and upon closer observation one did look bigger than the other – in both cases the left boob was the bigger one.

Also – in my early 20s I dated a mixed AA/Cuban chick with natural Ds and in her case her left boob was also bigger than her right although both were big.

The 3 that I have referred to had kids so IDK if that has something to do w/ it.

MrDeuce

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10 years ago

sclvr: Yup, I wrote "bosoms" on purpose, because it's not the symmetry (or lack thereof) of each individual tit that I'm discussing but of the *pair* of tits. Hence . . . "bosom".

BTW, in a strip club context I almost always say "tittties" or "tits", very seldom "boobs".

ilbbaicnl

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10 years ago

They're saving up for the other implant.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

I'm going to make $100, 000 a month selli g fish stories

ilbbaicnl

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10 years ago

This is why I don't look for extras in the club. Don't want them checking me out for nutsack asymmetries.