Largest City/Metro Area Without a Strip Club

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
What do you think is the largest city or metro area in the United States to not have a strip club?

Off the top of my head, I'd guess Provo, UT (116,288) or Las Cruces, NM (101,324).

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Corvus
10 years ago
There has been a half hearted, or half-funded, attempt at opening a club in Las Cruces, but so far, no joy there.
motorhead
10 years ago
Does Cincinnati count? No clubs in the city but theire are clubs across the river in Kentucky.
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Oakland Calif I think is the clear winner. I was there recently and there is not a single club due to arcane laws. PLs in Iakland have to go to SF and pay those insane prices I think.
ilbbaicnl
10 years ago
Pyongyang?
tobala
10 years ago
Not sure what the population is but Montgomery, AL has no strip clubs.
rickdugan
10 years ago
Montgomery is not a bad guess at 205k. Tallahassee FL is also without clubs and has a population of 186k.
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Oakland 406 K
Montgomery 201K
JamesSD
10 years ago
Of course a lot of guys who live in Oakland work in San Fran
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
Vatican City
Clubber
10 years ago
If you take "strip club" in reality, Orlando has none and 1/4 of a million people.
shailynn
10 years ago
Not sure if it's still true but at one time you couldn't even buy a Playboy magazine in Cinci... and that's where Larry Flynt is from - ironic eh?

IRman
10 years ago
Cincinnati definitely. And I agree with whomever said orlando. The clubs in orlando don't even deserve to be called strip clubs. Any visitors to orlando should choose to drive to either daytona, cocoa beach or Tampa. While extras ITC in Cocoa beach are rare if existent at all they are almost commonplace at certain clubs in daytona area and tampa. Happy clubbing!
IHearVoices
10 years ago
I live in Tallahassee. It is awful here, but I'm thankful in a way because it allows me to save money and spend it when I travel out of town (usually to places with great SCing like Tampa, South Florida, Atlanta, and New Orleans). If I were in Orlando, I'd just drive to IR.
sinclair
10 years ago
Looks like Montgomery, Alabama (201,332) is the winner. No clubs within 50 miles of the city.
Tiredtraveler
10 years ago
Motor when was the last time you clubbed in Cincy. There ain't crap in KY anymore. If any are left they are no touch full coverage bikini clubs. You will get more of an eye full at the local pool.
shadowcat
10 years ago
Tiredtraveler - You may be correct about Covington but Lexington is still going strong.
minnow
10 years ago
Did anyone think of St. Louis ? Yes, there's a bunch in ESL across the river in the other state, But St. Louis and its burbs in the state of "Misery"? Zero.
sinclair
8 years ago
minnow, St. Louis proper has a pastie club called Rhondas.
sinclair
8 years ago
The Tri-Cities (Pasco, Richland, Kennewick) don't have a single strip club. The metropolitan area of the Tri-Cities is 253,340.

For Canada: Saskatoon, SK (222,190) and Regina, SK (193,100).
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
^ what state is that?
sinclair
8 years ago
Washington
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Papi I believe the Vatican has 4 strip clubs in their providence
s88
8 years ago
@sinclair
Provo, UT is a suburb of SLC. SLC has strip clubs. I reviewed 2 of them.
DandyDan
8 years ago
You can add Rochester, MN to the list of cities over 100,000 people with no strip clubs.
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