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Largest City/Metro Area Without a Strip Club

sinclair
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11 yrs ago · 1 min read

What do you think is the largest city or metro area in the United States to not have a strip club?

Off the top of my head, I'd guess Provo, UT (116,288) or Las Cruces, NM (101,324).

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Corvus

There has been a half hearted, or half-funded, attempt at opening a club in Las Cruces, but so far, no joy there.

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motorhead

Does Cincinnati count? No clubs in the city but theire are clubs across the river in Kentucky.

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JohnSmith69

Oakland Calif I think is the clear winner. I was there recently and there is not a single club due to arcane laws. PLs in Iakland have to go to SF and pay those insane prices I think.

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ilbbaicnl

Pyongyang?

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tobala

Not sure what the population is but Montgomery, AL has no strip clubs.

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rickdugan

Montgomery is not a bad guess at 205k. Tallahassee FL is also without clubs and has a population of 186k.

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JohnSmith69

Oakland 406 K Montgomery 201K

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JamesSD

Of course a lot of guys who live in Oakland work in San Fran

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Papi_Chulo

Vatican City

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Clubber

If you take "strip club" in reality, Orlando has none and 1/4 of a million people.

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shailynn

Not sure if it's still true but at one time you couldn't even buy a Playboy magazine in Cinci... and that's where Larry Flynt is from - ironic eh?

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IRman

Cincinnati definitely. And I agree with whomever said orlando. The clubs in orlando don't even deserve to be called strip clubs. Any visitors to orlando should choose to drive to either daytona, cocoa beach or Tampa. While extras ITC in Cocoa beach are rare if existent at all they are almost commonplace at certain clubs in daytona area and tampa. Happy clubbing!

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IHearVoices

I live in Tallahassee. It is awful here, but I'm thankful in a way because it allows me to save money and spend it when I travel out of town (usually to places with great SCing like Tampa, South Florida, Atlanta, and New Orleans). If I were in Orlando, I'd just drive to IR.

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sinclair

Looks like Montgomery, Alabama (201,332) is the winner. No clubs within 50 miles of the city.

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Tiredtraveler

Motor when was the last time you clubbed in Cincy. There ain't crap in KY anymore. If any are left they are no touch full coverage bikini clubs. You will get more of an eye full at the local pool.

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shadowcat

Tiredtraveler - You may be correct about Covington but Lexington is still going strong.

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minnow

Did anyone think of St. Louis ? Yes, there's a bunch in ESL across the river in the other state, But St. Louis and its burbs in the state of "Misery"? Zero.

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sinclair

minnow, St. Louis proper has a pastie club called Rhondas.

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sinclair

The Tri-Cities (Pasco, Richland, Kennewick) don't have a single strip club. The metropolitan area of the Tri-Cities is 253,340.

For Canada: Saskatoon, SK (222,190) and Regina, SK (193,100).

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Papi_Chulo

^ what state is that?

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sinclair

Washington

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JuiceBox69

Papi I believe the Vatican has 4 strip clubs in their providence

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s88

@sinclair Provo, UT is a suburb of SLC. SLC has strip clubs. I reviewed 2 of them.

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DandyDan

You can add Rochester, MN to the list of cities over 100,000 people with no strip clubs.

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