Largest City/Metro Area Without a Strip Club

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• Corvus

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  10 years ago

  There has been a half hearted, or half-funded, attempt at opening a club in Las Cruces, but so far, no joy there.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Does Cincinnati count? No clubs in the city but theire are clubs across the river in Kentucky.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Oakland Calif I think is the clear winner. I was there recently and there is not a single club due to arcane laws. PLs in Iakland have to go to SF and pay those insane prices I think.
• ilbbaicnl

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  10 years ago

  Pyongyang?
• tobala

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  10 years ago

  Not sure what the population is but Montgomery, AL has no strip clubs.
• rickdugan

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  10 years ago

  Montgomery is not a bad guess at 205k. Tallahassee FL is also without clubs and has a population of 186k.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  Oakland 406 K
  Montgomery 201K
  
• JamesSD

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  10 years ago

  Of course a lot of guys who live in Oakland work in San Fran
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Vatican City
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  If you take "strip club" in reality, Orlando has none and 1/4 of a million people.
• shailynn

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  10 years ago

  Not sure if it's still true but at one time you couldn't even buy a Playboy magazine in Cinci... and that's where Larry Flynt is from - ironic eh?
  
  
• IRman

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  10 years ago

  Cincinnati definitely. And I agree with whomever said orlando. The clubs in orlando don't even deserve to be called strip clubs. Any visitors to orlando should choose to drive to either daytona, cocoa beach or Tampa. While extras ITC in Cocoa beach are rare if existent at all they are almost commonplace at certain clubs in daytona area and tampa. Happy clubbing!
• IHearVoices

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  10 years ago

  I live in Tallahassee. It is awful here, but I'm thankful in a way because it allows me to save money and spend it when I travel out of town (usually to places with great SCing like Tampa, South Florida, Atlanta, and New Orleans). If I were in Orlando, I'd just drive to IR.
• sinclair

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  10 years ago

  Looks like Montgomery, Alabama (201,332) is the winner. No clubs within 50 miles of the city.
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  Motor when was the last time you clubbed in Cincy. There ain't crap in KY anymore. If any are left they are no touch full coverage bikini clubs. You will get more of an eye full at the local pool.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Tiredtraveler - You may be correct about Covington but Lexington is still going strong.
• minnow

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  10 years ago

  Did anyone think of St. Louis ? Yes, there's a bunch in ESL across the river in the other state, But St. Louis and its burbs in the state of "Misery"? Zero.
  
• sinclair

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  8 years ago

  minnow, St. Louis proper has a pastie club called Rhondas.
• sinclair

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  8 years ago

  The Tri-Cities (Pasco, Richland, Kennewick) don't have a single strip club. The metropolitan area of the Tri-Cities is 253,340.
  
  For Canada: Saskatoon, SK (222,190) and Regina, SK (193,100).
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  ^ what state is that?
• sinclair

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  8 years ago

  Washington
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Papi I believe the Vatican has 4 strip clubs in their providence
• s88

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  8 years ago

  @sinclair
  Provo, UT is a suburb of SLC. SLC has strip clubs. I reviewed 2 of them.
• DandyDan

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  8 years ago

  You can add Rochester, MN to the list of cities over 100,000 people with no strip clubs.