Poker and Strip clubs

I conduct my own hold 'em tournament every time I go to a strip club. And it doesn't involve playing cards. *rimshot*

Anybody got a hilarious "poke her" joke to add? Anybody?

Strip poker?

Liquor in the front poker in the rear

I used to play strip poker with some girls. As we all know, two pairs beat three of a kind

I like playing strip poker with girls because you can never lose as long as you have a good hand.

There is/was a SC in Visalia CA. Which was a nude club in the frount room, with a licensed poker club in back.

as long as you have a 2 or more aces you win

Check my name. Poker and poke her. Two of my favorites!

I make money to have sex. Hot girls have sex to make money. Strippers complete me!

I misread the topic as Porker and strip clubs. Either way I'd pick the clubs. :)

If Greensboro NC is on this route the treasure club olds poker nights every Tuesday

Chandler: "I conduct my own hold 'em tournament every time I go to a strip club. And it doesn't involve playing cards. *rimshot*"

*SMH* Pathetic. Face it chandler, being funny just isn't something in the cards for you. Best not to even bother trying...

Thanks Tuna

Played at the Yellow Rose in Austin a time or two.


chandler,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?…

Thanks, Anton--I mean Clubber. Right on cue.