Poker and Strip clubs

I conduct my own hold 'em tournament every time I go to a strip club. And it doesn't involve playing cards. rimshot

Anybody got a hilarious "poke her" joke to add? Anybody?

Strip poker?

Liquor in the front poker in the rear

I used to play strip poker with some girls. As we all know, two pairs beat three of a kind

I like playing strip poker with girls because you can never lose as long as you have a good hand.

There is/was a SC in Visalia CA. Which was a nude club in the frount room, with a licensed poker club in back.

as long as you have a 2 or more aces you win

Check my name. Poker and poke her. Two of my favorites!

I make money to have sex. Hot girls have sex to make money. Strippers complete me!

I misread the topic as Porker and strip clubs. Either way I'd pick the clubs. :)

If Greensboro NC is on this route the treasure club olds poker nights every Tuesday

Chandler: "I conduct my own hold 'em tournament every time I go to a strip club. And it doesn't involve playing cards. rimshot"

SMH Pathetic. Face it chandler, being funny just isn't something in the cards for you. Best not to even bother trying...

Thanks Tuna

Played at the Yellow Rose in Austin a time or two.

chandler,

Thanks, Anton--I mean Clubber. Right on cue.