The St. James Club is out...

The St. James Club is out of the way if you're in central Houston. It's way up north beyond the North Beltway, but its definitely worth the drive. The club is clean (as strip clubs go), it is attractive and the dancers are mostly hotties.

Timing is important. The number of dancers varies considerably according to day of the week and the time of day. Thursdays and Fridays are usually the best, but on the other hand, there are almost always a lot of customers on those days too, so the ratio of dancers to customers is not necessariy better. But at least there are more hotties to ogle even if you have to complete for their attention.

Waving a wad of $20 bills usually works.