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Blonde math

Feb 11, 2015, 10:38 AM
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crazyjoe
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Why did the blonde take a tape measure to bed with her?

To see how long she slept.

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mikeya02

Why did the blonde throw the clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly

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mikeya02

Why did the chicken cross the road? ProphetJuice was chasing it

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jackslash

Q Why is a blonde like a computer? A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.

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crazyjoe

@mikeya...well that dam chicken fucker...

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Chanel

Why does the blond have bruising around her belly button? Blond men are dumb too.

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mikeya02

One blonde to another after being with ProphetJuice:

"Well, if you were sucking his cock, what was I sucking on?"

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Clubber

One of my all time favorites..

What is artificial intelligence?

A blond dying her hair black.

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TheProphetJuice

Too true discipal Mikha'el too true

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TheProphetJuice

The LORD mane sumtimes asks me too put a sausage finger up a chickens asswhole

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TheProphetJuice

Maybee it is the Beast mane LUCIFER

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ATACdawg

Why did the chicken cross half the road?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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