Why did the blonde take a tape measure to bed with her?
To see how long she slept.
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Why did the blonde take a tape measure to bed with her?
To see how long she slept.
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Why did the blonde throw the clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road? ProphetJuice was chasing it
Q Why is a blonde like a computer? A You don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
@mikeya...well that dam chicken fucker...
Why does the blond have bruising around her belly button? Blond men are dumb too.
One blonde to another after being with ProphetJuice:
"Well, if you were sucking his cock, what was I sucking on?"
One of my all time favorites..
What is artificial intelligence?
A blond dying her hair black.
Too true discipal Mikha'el too true
The LORD mane sumtimes asks me too put a sausage finger up a chickens asswhole
Maybee it is the Beast mane LUCIFER
Why did the chicken cross half the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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