In response to the trend of dancers having two fake names (a stage name and a fake real name to give us a false sense of intimacy) I recently suggested that it might be easier to remember breasts rather than dancer names. For example, some dancers I currently play with I remember by the names Small Pierced, Itty bitty, DS worthy, Playful, Bouncing, and Big Nips.
This got me thinking about what nicknames dancers might most easily remember tuscl members by. For example, my DS might remember me as Benjamin. Dancers probably remember LDK as sticky pants (or his Indian name cums in his pants).
Any others?
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Definitely "t-shirt guy".
Ka-ching.
or
"THAT'S your full erection? wow.
Big dick guy
I hear "Biker Dude".
"Drunk guy that buy's drinks"
You guys use your real names?!?! Heck, I've been Willie Wonka for ages.
I hear "Boob Guy" fairly frequently.
Rockstar. It was funny because I thought I was 'outed' once when a dancer who knows me said, "Hey rockstar, how are you doing?" but it turned out just to be a coincidence.
deo,
I use my real name, but I am referenced, at times, as "Biker Dude", at least where they know me.
I use my real name
Sir Beauregard Reginald Deuxpree
The girls call me Mikey
"Asshole", "I'd fuck you if you gave me more money", "Mr. Says no to me all the time", "Your so hot", "You've got a big dick!", or any other name except my real name which whenever I've told them what it is they never remember.
My real name is Richard (Dick) Dangler. If she is hot it is not Dangling for long.
In most stripper's mind i assume I'm referred to as "Fat ATM" as opposed to "Old ATM" "Bald ATM" "Stinky ATM" or "Young Broke Ass" that are usually hanging around the SC.
Sometimes they call me Quick Draw McGraw....but I don't know why. :)
Sucker.
I think it's written on my forehead...at least it feels that way sometimes.
I go with my porn name, Frisky Johnson.
"Young broke ass" fits me, although I'm not as young nor broke as I look.
Loser -- Fucking Pathetic Loser.
FPL? Huh. I always thought that stood for Florida Power and Light ..... ;)
I've posted about going to these underground table dancing shows in some of San Jose's Mexican Bars. As I saw that it was not just the dancers who were using fake names, it was also the male talent agents, I decided to start using my middle name. Mostly it was just because I was married. I use my real name now. I think it just depends on what you want and where you see things going with the people you meet in SC's. If you want a seemless transition to outside civilian relationships, then using your real name will make this easier.
SJG
^ We're working out the service mark rights ; )
SJG,
So you just go by Jose?
^^^^^^^ :)
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