What is it you really want from your strip club visit?

I go to collect my goddamn motha fuccN money from all my nasty ass good for nothin hoes

Your mother must be so proud of you, Duke!

Fuck you jackie

Thanks, but I'll pass on that offer.

i go to get felt up n groped by every stripper in there i give money to

Scintillating discussions on major world problems.

I want to master The System and hence be triumphant in our capitalist system. That's dang near like actually being Gordon Gekko.

+dw.buck
Pretty much sums up my motives, but I also like to grope the dancers too. they charge mea fee for groping me but I also charge them a fee for groping them. So we usually break even but a splendid time is had by all!

+dougster
Someone said strip clubs shamefully exploit women. But coming out of my favorite bump & grind shop $1,000 lighter than I went in, I'm not sure who is exploiting who.

+grand1511
I can appreciate that. You meet some real brainiac women in places like that.

Few people realize it but Madam Curie worked as a stripper in her younger years.

Dry humping with sexy chicks.

Yes

+ibbaicnl

Caution! Dry jumping for more than 90 seconds causes boners! Dry humping for more than 3 minutes causes pre-cum dribble and dampness. Dry humping for 10 minutes or more can result in unintended desploogination and a need to have your trousers dry cleaned.

Standard Fruit of the Looms have always been able to handle my pre-cum. I am not LDK-experienced.

RevHorny art thou a membar off my flack?

Nope. Not that I know of.

I have my own congregation: Our Lady of Perpetual Lust. We have unbeatable "Sunday services!"

My ideal SC experience is to watch hot naked ladies dance for 30-45 minutes, have a nice 2 song public groping session on the main floor with one of my favorite dancers (nothing covered by her bikini, my clothes stay on), then pay for 2 LDs with good 2 way grinding and groping and the option of a LDK.

If I'm feeling reckless with my money I might go VIP, but I'd expect more than just grinding there.

Well I guess it depends on the type of club and the area I am in.

1. My main purpose to go to a club is to get my rocks off, but alas there are only clubs in certain places that you can achieve that. Therefore if I know the club is decent I will go for the next closest thing to that, which would be lapdances and flirting with dancers.

In most cases if I just want to hang out and have a few drinks, maybe get something to eat I will pick a sportsbar over a strip club for that purpose.

I enjoy the adventure of visiting clubs for the first time. I've had fun at classy NYC clubs as well as seedy NJ bikini brothels. Ultimately, I'm seeking extreme beauties that deliver amazing GFE.

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Introduction I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent. Known for my impressive gavel, I am often recommended as a candidate for the federal judiciary. I am sufficiently well educated and intelligent to appreciate how ignorant and feeble minded I am. I try not to take myself too seriously and advise others not to take me too seriously either (unless I am naked). A paragon of integrity and a master of disguise, I am superbly adroit at feigning sincerity. I abhor moderation, the refuge of the frail, the timid, and the passionless. I prefer to dive into life mouth first and lead a "no-holes-barred" lifestyle. I refuse to live shackled by the chains of chastity, the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions. Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn't it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any? Generous and compassionate, I am always among the first to step forward to help the poor (especially if they have nice tits). Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite. Friendly and tolerant, I can honestly say that I never met a slut I didn't like.
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