What is it you really want from your strip club visit?

20 comments

• Duke69

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  9 years ago

  I go to collect my goddamn motha fuccN money from all my nasty ass good for nothin hoes
• reverendhornibastard

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  9 years ago

  Your mother must be so proud of you, Duke!
• Duke69

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  9 years ago

  Fuck you jackie
• reverendhornibastard

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  9 years ago

  Thanks, but I'll pass on that offer.
• dw.buck

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  9 years ago

  i go to get felt up n groped by every stripper in there i give money to
• grand1511

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  9 years ago

  Scintillating discussions on major world problems.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  I want to master The System and hence be triumphant in our capitalist system. That's dang near like actually being Gordon Gekko.
• reverendhornibastard

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  9 years ago

  +dw.buck Pretty much sums up my motives, but I also like to grope the dancers too. they charge mea fee for groping me but I also charge them a fee for groping them. So we usually break even but a splendid time is had by all! +dougster Someone said strip clubs shamefully exploit women. But coming out of my favorite bump & grind shop $1,000 lighter than I went in, I'm not sure who is exploiting who. +grand1511 I can appreciate that. You meet some real brainiac women in places like that. Few people realize it but Madam Curie worked as a stripper in her younger years.
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Dry humping with sexy chicks.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Yes
• reverendhornibastard

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  9 years ago

  +ibbaicnl Caution! Dry jumping for more than 90 seconds causes boners! Dry humping for more than 3 minutes causes pre-cum dribble and dampness. Dry humping for 10 minutes or more can result in unintended desploogination and a need to have your trousers dry cleaned.
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Standard Fruit of the Looms have always been able to handle my pre-cum. I am not LDK-experienced.
• TheProphetJuice

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  9 years ago

  RevHorny art thou a membar off my flack?
• reverendhornibastard

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  9 years ago

  Nope. Not that I know of. I have my own congregation: Our Lady of Perpetual Lust. We have unbeatable "Sunday services!"
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  My ideal SC experience is to watch hot naked ladies dance for 30-45 minutes, have a nice 2 song public groping session on the main floor with one of my favorite dancers (nothing covered by her bikini, my clothes stay on), then pay for 2 LDs with good 2 way grinding and groping and the option of a LDK. If I'm feeling reckless with my money I might go VIP, but I'd expect more than just grinding there.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Well I guess it depends on the type of club and the area I am in. 1. My main purpose to go to a club is to get my rocks off, but alas there are only clubs in certain places that you can achieve that. Therefore if I know the club is decent I will go for the next closest thing to that, which would be lapdances and flirting with dancers. In most cases if I just want to hang out and have a few drinks, maybe get something to eat I will pick a sportsbar over a strip club for that purpose.
• HungryGiraffe

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  9 years ago

  I enjoy the adventure of visiting clubs for the first time. I've had fun at classy NYC clubs as well as seedy NJ bikini brothels. Ultimately, I'm seeking extreme beauties that deliver amazing GFE.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

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• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Smart talk
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Right