I took a hotel shuttle to...

I took a hotel shuttle to check out the Crazy Horse. I've been to Cleveland a few times for work and had never set foot in the place. Monday night, no cover. There were a few punters there, slow night. Hot bartender, dancers were mostly young and attractive, one slightly older but you could tell she was into her job. I was approached by Sara, and we talked for a while. Nice girl, not too bright, but clubs are not exactly a college coffee house, right? She was very sweet and not pushy at all. I offered to buy her a drink, and also asked her for a dance. Small area in back, not too private but not in open view of the rest of the club. There is a no touching rule but she took my hand and put it on her bum while she was grinding on me. I didn't want to cross the line, but then something funny happened. Her pasties were starting to come off and she told me to take them off as she brought them near my mouth. I peeled them off with my teeth and got some nerpage action. Nice!

Your mileage may vary but that's as far as it went. Finished three dances, then she went back and re-pastied herself. Over all, good time.