Embarrassing moments at the strip club

Must have been one dead club you were in. I don't think the women's restroom is ever empty at some of the clubs around here.

I accidentally inserted my dick in the wrong hole one time.

Similar thing happened to be once but I was at a Target. I was in the back of the store and all of a sudden had to shit pretty bad. I came walked over to the bathrooms and I could have and I could have sworn I followed a guy in front of me entered the same restroom I was going in so I guess I didn't really look at the sign. Anyway I went right to a stall and didn't notice there weren't any urinals.

I was on the toilet and I heard a female come in and go into a different stall. At first I almost laughed cause I thought she came into the men's room until I came out of the stall and realized there weren't any urinals. I bolted out of there as quick as I could. I was lucky there weren't any women at the sink but just as I was coming out of the door a woman was about to enter and she did a double take but didn't say anything to me.

As far as an embarrassing moment in SC, I've been lucky and haven't had anything really bad happen. One time I was going to go to the VIP room with my ATF but I did t have enough cash on me so I had to use the atm. I had already withdrawn a good chunk earlier in the day before I arrived so I wasn't able to withdraw enough money. At first I had forgotten I took money out earlier, so I went to withdraw $300 and didn't ask for a receipt. Well the atm said "thank you" but didn't give me any money. I thought I got ripped off so I kept mess into around with it till I could withdraw money and then I realized what was happening and that it didn't rip me off. It was embarrassing cause after a few minutes my ATF came to check on me to see what the hold up was.

On a different visit I was getting a few LD's from one of my favorites. She was grinding on me so good and I experienced my first LDK. I didn't warn her or anything and I'm sure some of it got on her (this is at an all nude club so she didn't have any panties on) and as she stood up I could tell she was checking around her pussy and realized some got on her. She dl thanked me for the dance and said "I always enjoy our time back here, especially when I have to clean up afterwards". It was pretty obvious she was trying to get me to LDK cause she always asks if she's grinding too hard or not hard enough and she stayed in the same position for quite a while. But I still felt bad for not warning her.

I stopped at a Hoss's Steakhouse on a trip from Pittsburgh to DC. Every other restaurant in the chain that had the men's room on the right and the women's on the left. So, I unthinkingly turned right and entered, and then into the stall. Dropped my pants and sat down. As I perused the walls around me, I thought, "Why the hell would they put a sanitary napkin dispenser in the men's room..... Oh, shit!". I finished as quickly as possible and beat feet. I think I got lucky but I wouldn't swear to it, lol.

I don't really remember feeling embarrassed too much in a strip club since I've accidentally been the center of attention without trying a lot. I once had to visit a strip club in white shorts but the front of my shorts was covered in red lip stick already. A feature entertainer at an all nude club was a porn star the DJ said and she knew what she was doing. She got lucky and during her feature act every guy was crowding her except me who was leaning back in my chair. She knelt down in front of me and grabbed my dick with her lips and teeth through my white shorts and moved her lips all around. That wasn't embarrassing. It was when she didn't let go and started backing up on the stage that it got embarrassing. I was hoping she let go instead of making me wonder how much of the show I was. I was a trend setter. Everyone sat back in their chair after that.

I can’t recall anything too embarrassing.

Only thing I can rember is walking into a dark club during the daytime and bumping into something and almost falling although I didn’t.

Talking about wrong bathroom, I was walking in the Caracas airport behind a nice looking venezuelan lady thinking about her ass and generally letting the mind wander when all of a sudden, she turns around and says SEÑOR!!!!

Oh Shit, I followed her into the ladies restroom...

Good to know I'm not the only one this has happened too. I didn't realize it was so common to accidetally walk I to a women's restroom.

@dtek- it was at Spyce in Portland, Oregon

After thinking about it a little bit, I do have another story that is probably more embarrassing than my first story. There was this one time I was going to a strip club, and I had to take a piss really bad. I was holding it in with all my strength. I arrived at the strip club, ran to the restroom, right before I took my pants off at the urinal, the piss unloaded down my pants, legs, shoes, and some of it got on the floor. The worst thing was that three other people in the restroom. They just looked at me with disgust, my night was ruined after that.

I am not sure if I was more embarrassed or the dancer but here is how it went down. I was tipping this dancer on stage and we were both having a great time with lots of contact. When she was done with her song, I asked her if I could get a dance in the VIP. She pulled her legs together and said that she would love to but she really really desperately has to go to the potty! I did not know how to react at that point and told her that she should obviously go do her thing. She came back after 15 minutes and gave me a great dance but I think it was a little embarrassing for both of us ;)

Most embarrassing (so far) has to have been walking into a really dark club that I was unfamiliar with after coming in from bright sunlight, and doing a somersault over a chair. Real graceful. Thankfully a hottie was nearby to help pick me and my bruised ego up off of the floor. After that ugly episode I learned to stand in the doorway and let my eyes adjust to the darkness, rather than bolt inside without being able to see anything.

Well, sticking with the urinal/rest room theme... I once went in for VIP session, had a great time as always... and after our "session" I excused myself and went to the rest room. I'd been drinking a lot and had to go really bad. Got to the urinal, and started to piss. But nothing was coming out. Couldn't figure out what was wrong. Then, all of a sudden, I realized I still had a condom on my cock! It filled up with piss and shot off my dick into the urinal with such force I started laughing out loud. The bathroom troll was wondering what was so funny. But I'm sure he figured it out later when cleaning the bathroom for the night.

The most embarassing moment is when this stripper danced so good on me, she caused an LDK and hoping she didn't notice(but of course she noticed)..........

Some great stories. The one bathroom story I have was not at a sc. When i was 13 I rode with my grandparents to take someone to the airport about an hour away. I drank too much lemonade and I knew I wouldnt make it to the restroom. As soon as the car stopped I ran to a light pole in the parking lot, unzipped and let it rip. I look up and a car is driving by with two cute girls about my age. They were looking at me smiling and waved at me like they saw something they liked. As the car they were in drove by they saw a different angle and realized what I was doing. The look of horror on their faces said it all. I couldnt wait for the pee to stop so I could run inside so they wouldnt see me again.

Another time when I was about 17 I was with family on a road trip. We made a pitstop and I had to go. The mens restroom was busy so I went in the womens. I had to go so bad my terth were floating. I failed to lock the door and a woman walked in on me. As soon as she saw ke she turned and ran away. When I walked out my mom was standing there. She said "a woman ran out of there saying there was a man in there. I guess your the man"

I can't think of anything more embarrassing then falling over in my chair when I was about to tip a girl onstage.

Embarrassing moments in a SC?..........hell, yeah - too many to count.

Getting bounced, tripping in the dark, fights, spilling booze on a dancer, verbal misunderstandings, body language understandings, and even, lord save me, puking one time.

That last one on the list is the absolute most embarrassing for me. I have always been able to handle my booze. I can remember just 3 puking episodes in my long drinking life. To have one of those events happen in the VIP of a SC was probably the lowest moment that I ever experienced in a SC.

warhawks for the win! LMFAO!

Wearing a suit and tie, I stopped at the club on a busy Friday evening and sat at the bar (which I seldom do). A stripper dancing on the bar kicked over a glass of wine, which soaked my pants. I looked like I had pissed myself. Every time a stripper would approach me for a dance, she would notice my pants and quickly back away.

Well there was this one time that I went to VIP with an agreement for FS and I couldn't get it up. But I did find the right bath room to take a piss in before I left the club.

I agree with ATACdawg. That shit had me dying laughing.

I've wore lightly colored jeans, even sweatpants and popped a big load in them. I was in a rush to get home so I left the club and stood up walking out with the obvious walk of shame, or pride depending how you look at things.

What's probably more embarrassing is the fact when a dancer you're into pretends she is into you, too. Then you ultimately find out she is playing the long hustle on you so you keep buying dances from her. Happens every once in a while as hope gets the better of my little head.