Fancy a fuck?

Yes Guv'na

I'll think about it while you take me shopping.

Bring your friends the "dead presidents" along.

Fancy? Are you using colored condoms? ;-)

Jack the Ripper heard that a lot. Made him crazy.

Answer would be, "Now or later?"

The answer to me would probably be a gut-busting laugh and absolutely no dance.

Better to go with:

'Fancy a shag?'

Farmerart - I think you are correct. :)

Just don't fuck a fancy

"There's a 10% currency conversion fee if you want to pay in British Pounds."

I once knew a stripper who's stage name was Fancy. lol.
Man, she was good...

I'm an admitted geek. There was an older, redheaded stripper, though still quite fine, with whom I once got into a conversation with about the British version of Whose Line is it Anyway? and Monty Python. It was pretty awesome.

If she would have said something like that, I would have gladly taken her up.

I know a couple of stripoer sisters that like to play around with British accents. I find it totally hot. They're actually pretty good. They've posted some YouTube videos on facebook that are quite funny. They should be on that Simon Cowell show X-Files

Like British accents? Check out Louisa Lytton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-R3Utgy…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGzUesVH…

Cute ... but a little young.