I thought the Sandy Jug (see Pirate's Cove in the TUSCL catalog) in Portland was over the top, but this club had it beat by a mile:
Cutting to the titular pictures: Boobie Trap: clickorlando.com (You can tell they were taken by a news professional. Don't try that at home kids) Sandy Jug: 2.bp.blogspot.com
Was it used as a Russian Church on Sundays?