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jackslash
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OT: Top 10 Reasons Why Guns Are Better Than Women

I attended a gun & knife show this weekend, and I saw a poster with these 10 reasons. I didn't want to buy the poster, so I snapped a picture with my iPhone. I found it pretty funny.

  1. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
  2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  3. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
  5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  7. Guns function normally every day of the month.
  8. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
  9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why guns are better than women is:

  1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.

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Estafador
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wait wait wait, we need REASONS to validify that guns are better than women? I thought that was common sense!?

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crazyjoe
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^^^BRILLIANT

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mikeya02
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The Beatles sang it in 1968..."Happiness Is A Warm Gun"

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shailynn
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Ugh if only women would do the same as guns, I'd have a house full of 'em!!!

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