I attended a gun & knife show this weekend, and I saw a poster with these 10 reasons. I didn't want to buy the poster, so I snapped a picture with my iPhone. I found it pretty funny.
- You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
- You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
- If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
- Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
- Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
- A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
- Guns function normally every day of the month.
- A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
- A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason why guns are better than women is:
- You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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last commentwait wait wait, we need REASONS to validify that guns are better than women? I thought that was common sense!?
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^^^BRILLIANT
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The Beatles sang it in 1968..."Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
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Ugh if only women would do the same as guns, I'd have a house full of 'em!!!
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