OT: Top 10 Reasons Why Guns Are Better Than Women

I attended a gun & knife show this weekend, and I saw a poster with these 10 reasons. I didn't want to buy the poster, so I snapped a picture with my iPhone. I found it pretty funny.

10. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why guns are better than women is:
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.