christies cabaret Cleveland

This Club has the nicest layout I've seen in Cleveland, and I basically decided to try it out because when I read other club reviews on this site everyone said Christie's is the default club to go to if you find yourself at 1AM still horny with insufficient satisfaction for your evening. The place has very attentive and friendly bar staff, the stage is roomy and centered on the main floor, and the chairs are very comfortable. This place keeps itself nice looking and clean. Now the rules in Ohio are borderline postal. They make the girls go and buy their own tape to cover their nipples. So it kind of makes even a supermodel ... just seem regular. The panties never come off also, on stage or in private, so that's another knock against. Ohio will lose its tourism dollar from guys like me on these sets of State rules alone. But hey - they've got the Browns right? LOL! I should warn you that the turnover time btw the daywalkers and the nightshifters is brutal - I think I sat there from 4 to 8.30 with no one taking the stage but I suspect they were waiting for a bare minimum of customers to be in the joint type of thing - not absolutely sure. FINALLY saw a great brunette with great attitude on stage and took her upstairs to their second floor which has nice bathrooms, even more comfortable sofas, a second bar and a pool room! The decor here again is very nice. $50 to floor manager then $30/per with the dancer of choice if you choose the second floor but that's still not in any cubicle just on open area sofa. I got so drunk WAITING for the shift change to roll out that I overspent on drinks but one of the girls kindly gave me a spruce-up you could say, made me alert again, however when came time to pay I was like $20 short but the girl wasnt that fussed as I still gave her over a hundred and she could tell I was serious when I told her I'd return the next day to make it up to her. Which, you know, I was serious at the time but ...lol. what's she gonna do get $20 of satisfaction watching the bouncers kill some drunk bastard? I mean they would probably love that but she was good about the whole thing. Overall though I did not find the talent here lived up to the billing. But then my entire trip to Cleveland was pretty well a bust thanks to their politicians backwards ways of thinking. Cleveland certainly does NOT Rock! Not their Club scene that's for sure.