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Advice to John Smith......

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mikeya02

The DS belongs to you, she is yours. You are a lawyer, you can find out shit. Find out who her whale is and ruin his life. Make him disappear. She will come back to you

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mroo

Because it's worth getting disbarred over a stupid stripper. Idiot.

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rockstar666

I like mikeya02's spirit a lot...but mroo is living in reality. One doesn't throw away a 6 (7?) figure career over a stripper. You'll either have to marry her or move on in your life. You seem pretty adept at the 'move on' path so I suggest that's the path to take.

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Dougster

JohnSmith's a lawyer? But. But. He is such a dipshit...

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JohnSmith69

How nice of you to be thinking of me mikey. I actually know exactly who the whale is. She told me back when she first met him, back when she loved my money.

I'd do a lot of stuff to get her back. But I wouldn't give up my job, my freedom, or my life

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JohnSmith69

So I'm gonna have to pass on ruining him. He has a lot more money than me, so it'd probably work the other way around

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shailynn

JS may be an attorney, but I'm a doctor of love.

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JohnSmith69

And I'm the author of stripper love.

Sorry I'm high. Trying to decide whether to go fuck the former ATF.

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GACA

Nah, do the DS2

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mikeya02

Yeah guys, I was being romantic, not realistic

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warhawks

Romance is over rated. ;)

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4got2wipe

JohnSmith69, are you sure that you know the identity of your replacement? After all, there were recent claims from a certain suit-wearing lion that ex-DS is not even interested in money any more!

And we know it's true because we read it on TUSCL! ;)

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