Advice to John Smith......
mikeya02
The DS belongs to you, she is yours. You are a lawyer, you can find out shit. Find out who her whale is and ruin his life. Make him disappear. She will come back to you
The DS belongs to you, she is yours. You are a lawyer, you can find out shit. Find out who her whale is and ruin his life. Make him disappear. She will come back to you
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last commentBecause it's worth getting disbarred over a stupid stripper. Idiot.
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I like mikeya02's spirit a lot...but mroo is living in reality. One doesn't throw away a 6 (7?) figure career over a stripper. You'll either have to marry her or move on in your life. You seem pretty adept at the 'move on' path so I suggest that's the path to take.
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JohnSmith's a lawyer? But. But. He is such a dipshit...
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How nice of you to be thinking of me mikey. I actually know exactly who the whale is. She told me back when she first met him, back when she loved my money.
I'd do a lot of stuff to get her back. But I wouldn't give up my job, my freedom, or my life
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So I'm gonna have to pass on ruining him. He has a lot more money than me, so it'd probably work the other way around
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JS may be an attorney, but I'm a doctor of love.
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And I'm the author of stripper love.
Sorry I'm high. Trying to decide whether to go fuck the former ATF.
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Nah, do the DS2
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Yeah guys, I was being romantic, not realistic
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Romance is over rated. ;)
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I am the eggman
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JohnSmith69, are you sure that you know the identity of your replacement? After all, there were recent claims from a certain suit-wearing lion that ex-DS is not even interested in money any more!
And we know it's true because we read it on TUSCL! ;)
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