Advice to John Smith......

12 comments

• mroo

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  9 years ago

  Because it's worth getting disbarred over a stupid stripper. Idiot.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  I like mikeya02's spirit a lot...but mroo is living in reality. One doesn't throw away a 6 (7?) figure career over a stripper. You'll either have to marry her or move on in your life. You seem pretty adept at the 'move on' path so I suggest that's the path to take.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  JohnSmith's a lawyer? But. But. He is such a dipshit...
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  How nice of you to be thinking of me mikey. I actually know exactly who the whale is. She told me back when she first met him, back when she loved my money.
  
  I'd do a lot of stuff to get her back. But I wouldn't give up my job, my freedom, or my life
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  So I'm gonna have to pass on ruining him. He has a lot more money than me, so it'd probably work the other way around
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  JS may be an attorney, but I'm a doctor of love.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  And I'm the author of stripper love.
  
  Sorry I'm high. Trying to decide whether to go fuck the former ATF.
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  Nah, do the DS2
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Yeah guys, I was being romantic, not realistic
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Romance is over rated. ;)
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  I am the eggman
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  JohnSmith69, are you sure that you know the identity of your replacement? After all, there were recent claims from a certain suit-wearing lion that ex-DS is not even interested in money any more!
  
  And we know it's true because we read it on TUSCL! ;)