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I'm fucking John Smith's dream stripper for free

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

So I've finally made it to the states and I'm preparing to execute my felid revolution. Fucked the hot stewardess on the way over too. Being a lion in a suit that flys business class has its benefits.

But the big news is that I'm the reason DS left that loser John Smith. Once she felt my penile spines in her vagina she didn't want his puny little pee-pee up there (that's what she called it).

I better get used to that reaction from female hairless apes. You know what the say: Once you go lion you never stop cryin...in a good way!

ROAR!