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I'm fucking John Smith's dream stripper for free

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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

So I've finally made it to the states and I'm preparing to execute my felid revolution. Fucked the hot stewardess on the way over too. Being a lion in a suit that flys business class has its benefits.

But the big news is that I'm the reason DS left that loser John Smith. Once she felt my penile spines in her vagina she didn't want his puny little pee-pee up there (that's what she called it).

I better get used to that reaction from female hairless apes. You know what the say: Once you go lion you never stop cryin...in a good way!

ROAR!

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shailynn

While you're over here, just watch out for dentists with guns and you should be okay.

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Supremeruler

Lol!

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shadowcat
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Mate27

Lol!

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shailynn

"My balls are hairy just like the lion king"

Bonus points to the person that can identify the rapper who said that - hint, he's a household name and had a tv show.

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warhawks

^^^ LL Cool Lion.

Er.... LL Cool J.

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crazyjoe

Hahahaha

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ATACdawg

I bet the girls really like getting raked by his dewclaws!

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4got2wipe

I'm sorry, but this is some brilliant trolling!

"Once you go lion you never stop cryin...in a good way!"

Brilliant! ;)

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Mate27

Love it!

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