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OT: How to Hook Up with a Waitress

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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

I know this is a forum for learning how to pay strippers for sex .... but does anybody got an idea of how I can pay a waitress for sex? There's a hot waitress at a local dive (and I mean dive, it's dingy, smelly, and the food fckn sucks) who has the most incredible body ever. Vaguely reminds me of a younger Sophie Dee if she had long strawberry blond hair (and really not just the closest comparison to mind)

This hoe is tattoo up including back thighs, honestly looks like she could have been or might still be a stripper.

So far I've been to the place like three times. She's didn't say much the first two times, but this last time she was very friendly and flirty. I played the ignore her game, just enough that she was actually working to get my attention (and the guys who duck here know what I'm talking about)

So how would you do it? Every guy who walks into this place is hitting on this girl. I definitely just want to execute asking her out or he'll asking her for staight ass for cash but want to do it very suave and persuasive.

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Jackmd

Leave a $50 tip one time; than ask her if she'd like to earn some real money.

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Papi_Chulo

Apply for the bathroom troll position that way you can become coworkers and be near her more often – a lot of relationships start out as workplace romances.

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GACA

^^^but I don't do manual labor

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JohnSmith69

Jack's idea X 2. Seriously, leave her a Benjamin. They have magical powers upon young women, trust me. Then eave before she can thank you, but come back the next day when her appreciation level is even higher. If you want to pay 4 play with her, this is the way to do it.

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Papi_Chulo

Recite her one of San Jose Guy's threads.

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rockstar666

Oh man...I'm in love with a waitress at my club. And she flirts with me all the time too which is fun. I've never asked her for OTC, but sooner or later I'll have to. She'd be my new ATF if she was a dancer.

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Dougster

Just ask.

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Papi_Chulo

^ IDK man - that sounds a bit too complicated

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Dougster

Shit! Where's RickyBoy to complicate things with a faggity little System?

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GACA

Also, asking a girl for sex is like using your blinker to change lanes...you just don't do it.

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Dougster

One thing that pissed me off in Seattle; nobody who signal before changing lanes.

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GACA

Ever notice how when you use the blinker 7/10 times the person speeds up so you don't get in front of them.

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Supremeruler

People also like to get in front of you and slow down.

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rockstar666

So I can get this waitress to go OTC with me if I don't use my blinker? So simple...why isn't this part of "The System"?

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crazyjoe

Lmfao i am never using a blonker again

I know that is a sausage finger blinker but i had to leave it that way

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crazyjoe

Do something memorable that will set you apart from the other guys

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GACA

^^^@crazy... for example?

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Mr_O

Ask her for breast milk for your coffee!

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4got2wipe

"Ask her for breast milk for your coffee!"

Brilliant!

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4got2wipe

Maybe you should go to the club wearing a brilliant suit!

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4got2wipe

...and a lion mask!

I'm sorry! I know he's a troll, but he cracks me up! I love the recent dream stripper stuff and I can't wait for the moment when JohnSmith69 finally takes the bait! That'll be brilliant!

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rockstar666

Well, I gave her one of our band T-shirts!

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JohnSmith69

Try Michael Scott's Hooters strategy -- order a chicken breast without the chicken.

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Papi_Chulo

^ LOL - had not heard that one b/f

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VeryBigDawg

^^^ lol. JS69 rules!

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san_jose_guy

Hemingway wrote a short story about a guy who tries to get a waitress into P4P, but he is doing it just to humiliate and degrade her. Actually he hates women.

Then, getting P4P with a waitress is a key element in:
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This one, dressed like that, sounds TGTBT. But if it were me I would just try to pick up on her civilian style. I would flirt with her and tell her about myself and suggest that we get together when she gets off.

If money is to be involved, then she will have to suggest that. Or otherwise you could find some very discreet way to introduce money into the discussion. Probably still best to wait until she gives a hint. But mostly just try to make it a civilian but fast action pickup.

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Mr_O

rockstrar666,

A band shirt or a banned shirt? If banned, did it have a Stars and Bars on it?

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