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Best stripper nationality

NJBalla
New York
Wednesday, September 30, 2015 10:03 PM
If you live in a diverse area I strongly suggest you find clubs that are stocked with Brazilians. I learned the ways of Brazilian strip clubs too late. Benefits of brazilians: 1.) They see dancing as a respectable profession. You wont get the "Im paying for college tuition" spiel or "in my country i was anuclear engineer". 2.) Keeping in shape is part of the culture. Yes, there are some exceptions, but these girls spend as much time in the gym as in the club 3.) They rarely hustle you. They know a good job with a smile with make you a regular. In Jersey we have a good selection of brazilians clubs, but for some reason brazilians prefer to dance during the daytime and rarely dance on weekends. Check our Playhouse Lounge and Clancys for a good time. If I could rank other nationalites I would put Dominicans up there, but they are hustlers and spend too much time preening themselves. Russia would be a respectable 3rd, but be prepared to listen to a sob story of why they are dancing.

21 comments

  • JamesSD
    9 years ago
    For mileage I can agree with Brazilian, followed by Mexicans. I am a fan or Ukrainian girls for hotness but still decent mileage
  • TheeOSU
    9 years ago
    Reads a bit stereotypical but probably accurate.
  • tumblingdice
    9 years ago
    Germanic,Give me those blonde,blue eyed,slender women with perky skyward C-cups.
  • jackslash
    9 years ago
    A brunette stripper says to a blonde stripper, "I had sex with a Brazilian last night." The blonde stripper replies, "Wow! I've had sex with a lot of guys, but never with a brazilian in one night."
  • Dougster
    9 years ago
    Finnish. And Finns over Ruskies any day. Right, jestie-girl?
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    Whichever nationality invented the bbcimbj is the best one
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    I like Polish strippers, they're easy to outsmart.
  • rickdugan
    9 years ago
    Those raven haired Italian girls. Those faces and those asses are something special. In many areas, the population is so blended by multi-cultural breeding that any Italian origins are long since diluted, but there are still concentrated pockets in the northeast. Two of my last 3 northeastern favorites were of Brooklyn Italian origin and aiyee they were fucking hot. I have heard a lot about the Brazilians that work in the tri-state clubs (NY, NY, CT), but I have little experience with them. As NJ rightly pointed out, most of them seem to gravitate towards day shifts. I tend to like certain Latinas for the same reasons that I like Italian girls. The only problem is that many of them get fat after they have been in the U.S. for a while, but those who keep their flat tummies yet have all the right curves can be a lot of fun. There are a lot of hot Russian girls out there, but most of them are a bit too aloof for my tastes. I had one incredible Russian favorite for a while, and she was hot as all hell, but she was the exception rather than the norm.
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    Follies has a Brazilion with a Russia stage name. I gave her a try recently and she didn't measure up to Follies standards. I'm doing as well with the home growns as the foreigners.
  • Mr_O
    9 years ago
    So what nationality is the new Miss shadowcat?
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    My favorite Colombian has all the attributes NJBalla attributes to Brazilians, except she claims she never goes to the gym. I find that hard to believe as she's in even better shape than I am, but she also doesn't drink or do any drugs at all so that helps. She always has a smile for everyone, and you'll LDK with her if that's something you want. No OTC though...
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    Definitely NOT British.
  • rl27
    9 years ago
    Must be the city, most of the brazilians I have seen haven't been that hot nor have their dances been that good. Only hot and good one I remember was in Phily. I have found eastern european to be the best. They tend to be very playful from the moment they stop by and are very good at sexy talk during dances. i agree about the Russian sob stories. Must be the Russian culture because I have gotten sob stories from even non-dancer Russians.
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    I like Rick Dugan's taste.
  • Deadpresidents
    9 years ago
    Brazilian, Russian , Swedish, all high mileage girls at every club I've seen
  • MrDeuce
    9 years ago
    I'm a big fan of Filipina dancers, who almost always get me off. I've also usually had great experiences with Mexican, Colombian, and Venezuelan women. In my part of the country I've never met a Brazilian dancer. My Moby Dick (Moby Pussy?) of strippers would be a beautiful Middle Eastern (Arab or Persian) or South Asian girl who grinds me to happiness.
  • IronFox22
    9 years ago
    Having lived in Phoenix for many years, I've found Mexicans to be--in many cases--high mileage. Unlike many of the traditional American girls (black or white) in the Phoenix area, I find the Spanish-as-a-first-language strippers are hard-working girls who are simply supporting their immigrant families, who are often poor. For me, then, Viva Mexico!
  • rl27
    9 years ago
    I have had a little time to think and I it seems to be the following. In all cases I am talking about either immigrants or first generation. The top two seem to be Eastern European then Mediterranean (Greek, Italian, Arab, etc). After that it's Asians, then British Isles and Australia. I have had bad luck with Central and South Americans. The highest batting average has been Indians. Rarely do you ever see someone from the countries that made up pre British Independence India, I have only met three dancers and one escort, and all four were amazing.
  • rogertex
    9 years ago
    . Top 3 nationalities for me 1. Brazil 2. Brazil 3. Brazil
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    No love for good ole' Murican girls? Homegrown hotties who grew up watching Saved by the Bell and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Used Trapper Keepers in school and played Oregon Trail?
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    I've met some local ones from Brazil. These were in our no touching strip clubs and these girls seemed 100% civilian. But they were nice and very interesting personalities. Must be an interesting country! SJG [view link] Stones w/ Mercy Clayton, original Gimme Shelter [view link]
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