Stripper Loyalty
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
A recent PM asking me questions about how I travel on planes with weed reminded me of this story. In hindsight, I should have seen this as a bad omen about the loyalty of the DS.
We are leaving Seattle with lots of weed. I hid her weed and mine to get thru security with no problems.
She gets through security but they stop me to look in my bag. I'm not very worried because I did a good job of hiding it, and the TSA is not looking for drugs.
Turned out to be looking at a bath bomb that I had in my luggage. DS liked these things to take a bath together before her full body massage and I had one left. Apparently it looked suspiciously like a real bomb in the X-ray.
So I leave the inspection, and no DS. I wait, figuring she's in the bathroom. But no DS.
I text her. 3 times. No answer.
I go to our gate. She's not there.
We have time before the flight leaves so I go searching for her. I find her 30 min later in another terminal. She thinks I've been busted with the drugs and the cops have my phone and are trying to arrest her.
I guess it was just immaturity, but still the speed and degree with which she abandoned me were surprising. Also did not expect a woman who drives high to be so paranoid about it.
Anybody else have any stories of stripper's abandoning them?
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http://youtu.be/179ay7ur2vU
Once again, when I think I've done some crazy shit with strippers and alcohol, Gawker's stories really put it in perspective how tame it is to just get drunk and have strippers suck and fuck you for money.... Wow....
I can't decide who I want to aspire to be, Gawker or Shadowcat - two total badasses.
I had multiple girls with me all night in the clubs. The two girls I arrived with kept close by.
It's possible in a night club I went to with the stripper in a town where she lived, one night she saw someone she recognized and just told me she would see me later. Can't really remember if she did that or not. She was never that into me in my opinion so we didn't see each other very much more. I wasn't happy about something I can't remember and just never called her again. I never gave her my number or full name. I doubt another dancer would allow that. That was ages ago.
I've never really been worried about a stripper ditching me or pulling and NCNS. My experiences have been too far and few between to warrant any such worry. However, a couple years ago, one stripper who did an OTC with me was worried I'd ditch her.
I had picked her up outside a fast-food place in NE Indy (a location she gave me) and drove her down to my hotel in SE Indy. After our session, she wanted to stop by the Wal-Mart next door to pick up a Straight Talk card for her phone. I figured it was just going to be a five-minute stop -- tops -- so I'd just wait in the car. She got into a borderline panic about that and told me that I was going in with her. So I parked the car and, even before we got into the building, she was holding my hand -- in what was pretty much a death grip. Like I said, it wasn't more than a five-minute stop. I drove her back to her place -- not the fast-food place, but to her actual home -- then called it a night -- after some more lap dances at another club in Indy.
Yeah, I had the distinctive impression that she had been ditched before.
Remember. I can be magnanimous to my hairless ape underlings. Welcome me as your rightful leader and you will be treated well. Disobey and it's wildebeest time. ROAR!
Remember. I can be magnanimous to my hairless ape underlings. Welcome me as your rightful leader and you will be treated well. Disobey and it's wildebeest time. ROAR!