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10 years ago

Handicap dancers in Dallas?

Anyone know anyplace clubs with either an amputee or wheelchair bound strippers.? Preferably around Dallas....

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shailynn

You're fucked up bro.

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motorhead

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Park 'n Ride

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rockstar666

How does a stripper work from a wheelchair? LOL Troll.

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jackslash

Q: What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits"

Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg? A: Eileen

Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg? A: Irene

Q: What is a one-legged stripper's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP

Q: What do you call a stripper with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call her. She won't come anyway.

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motorhead

What do you say to a stripper in a wheelchair?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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JohnSmith69

Once again, I feel very normal. Except for my obsession with midget shot girls.

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Papi_Chulo

What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?

“Four_Wheeler”

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Papi_Chulo

What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?

"Low_Rider"

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motorhead

What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?

"Heels on Wheels"

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crazyjoe

Shit juice! You outdid yourself!

Fuck you jackie

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bvino

When I lived in S.A. lots of the beggars would just tie their legs behind them . Maybe you should ask for special accommodation and then get your wallet out and start some talking .No one here has this fetish , apparently, so good luck.

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ilbbaicnl

Do they wait till the third song to take off their artificial limb when they're stage dancing?

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motorhead

^^ LMAO.

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twentyfive

To paraphrase Larry the Cable Guy "that ain't right but get her done"

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