Handicap dancers in Dallas?

14 comments

• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  You're fucked up bro.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
  
  
  Park 'n Ride
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  How does a stripper work from a wheelchair? LOL Troll.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Q: What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs?
  A: "Nice tits"
  
  Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg?
  A: Eileen
  
  Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg?
  A: Irene
  
  Q: What is a one-legged stripper's favorite restaurant?
  A: IHOP
  
  Q: What do you call a stripper with no legs?
  A: It doesn't matter what you call her. She won't come anyway.
  
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  What do you say to a stripper in a wheelchair?
  
  Nothing. She's already been told.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Once again, I feel very normal. Except for my obsession with midget shot girls.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?
  
  “Four_Wheeler”
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?
  
  "Low_Rider"
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  
  What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?
  
  "Heels on Wheels"
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Shit juice! You outdid yourself!
  
  
  Fuck you jackie
• bvino

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  9 years ago

  When I lived in S.A. lots of the beggars would just tie their legs behind them . Maybe you should ask for special accommodation and then get your wallet out and start some talking .No one here has this fetish , apparently, so good luck.
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Do they wait till the third song to take off their artificial limb when they're stage dancing?
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  ^^ LMAO.
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  To paraphrase Larry the Cable Guy "that ain't right but get her done"