Handicap dancers in Dallas?

You're fucked up bro.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Park 'n Ride

How does a stripper work from a wheelchair? LOL Troll.

Q: What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits"

Q: What do you call a stripper with one leg? A: Eileen

Q: What do you call a Japanese stripper with one leg? A: Irene

Q: What is a one-legged stripper's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP

Q: What do you call a stripper with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call her. She won't come anyway.

What do you say to a stripper in a wheelchair?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Once again, I feel very normal. Except for my obsession with midget shot girls.

What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?

“Four_Wheeler”

What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?

"Low_Rider"

What would be a good stage name for a stripper in a wheelchair?

"Heels on Wheels"

Shit juice! You outdid yourself!

Fuck you jackie

When I lived in S.A. lots of the beggars would just tie their legs behind them . Maybe you should ask for special accommodation and then get your wallet out and start some talking .No one here has this fetish , apparently, so good luck.

Do they wait till the third song to take off their artificial limb when they're stage dancing?

^^ LMAO.

To paraphrase Larry the Cable Guy "that ain't right but get her done"