I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female hairless apes agree that "once you go lion you never stop cryin...in a good way." She smiled and agreed, then she bent down to suck my hairy lion balls.
So, John Smith, stop pining for your ex-DS before I decide that I NEED to go all wildebeest on your ass. ROAR!
Wait... So Rickthelion is the "whale" that pays the DS so much more $? That's not even the same species... One is a land dweller and the other an ocean dweller?
And how does a Lion make that kind of cash?
I wonder who makes his suits....and if he has a white polyester one...