I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female hairless apes agree that "once you go lion you never stop cryin...in a good way." She smiled and agreed, then she bent down to suck my hairy lion balls.
So, John Smith, stop pining for your ex-DS before I decide that I NEED to go all wildebeest on your ass. ROAR!
Imma share my rickish New Year’s resolutions - my ricksolutions if you will. And you should view ‘em as rick solutions to your lives. 1. Drink more Jack. Hell…this rick put some Jack in his bubbly for the New Year’s toa...
Ready to eat the traditional wildebeest and Brussels sprouts? The only thing this lion doesn’t understand is why most or you eat those giant frickin’ chickens when you could let the wildebeest flavor merge with the stu...
For those that know and have experienced Alyssa over the years when she was working in COI, they know... Alyssa was the girl of my dreams. I am so physically attracted to that girl, it's unbelievable. For a short little...
As I rescued my Titleist from the bottom of the cup I heard a tearing sound and immediately thought: "ya tore your pants fatso", but no, my pants were fine, the sound was my knee, ending golf season prematurely. My broth...
"For many, the gentleman’s club is simply a place to unwind, where loud music, cheap beer, and attractive women intersect. It’s a setting that offers an easy escape from day-to-day life, a spot to spend time with friends...
Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel fr...
Prior to January of 2024, when I started SCing on a regular basis, I had only been to a strip club twice, summer of 1999 and spring of 2000. There was quite a contrast between these two clubs. One was the higher end,...
I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning restrictions...
Wait... So Rickthelion is the "whale" that pays the DS so much more $? That's not even the same species... One is a land dweller and the other an ocean dweller?
And how does a Lion make that kind of cash?
I wonder who makes his suits....and if he has a white polyester one...