Confessions

As a kid, I cheated all the time on my younger brother when we played board games

I finally convinced management at my gym that I'm transgender, and now they let me shower with the ladies.

If you get a new job before you quit your old one it's called "responsible".

If you do it with your wife it's called "cheating"

^^^ I never tell my girlfriend about my wife, she (girlfriend) would get jealous.

I remove the "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law" from mattresses....

I'm a true rebel. Fuck the establishment.