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Meanwhile, at the San Jose Wild Animal Park..

TheeOSU

FUCK IT!

A small San Jose Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of her species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Lloyd, a part-time nerd intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Lloyd, like most nerds, had little sense, but believed that he possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.

So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Lloyd was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $100?

Lloyd showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, lloyd announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.


"First," he said, "I want front room GFE with the gorilla."

"Second, you must never tell my mom about this."

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

Lloyd stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the hundred bucks."