Business cards to hand out to strippers

36 comments

• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  The card should say "Fuck you Jackie"
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Big dick available to the right dancer.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lol nice start guys lol
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Juice Box
  
  555-555-5555
  
  Been serving up just the nuts since 2001
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Great idea, I'm sure the strippers will cherish them - and they being so responsible I'm sure they would not lose the cards
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Make sure you put a picture of a whale on them
• ime

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  8 years ago

  Cunning Linguist
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Juicebox
  
  Services:
  - Splooging in my own pants
  - My greasy fingers in your punani
  - Breath like yesterday's sausage
  
  "Disappointing strippers since 1993" Call now! 555-Cha-ckin
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Wait, wait! I can improve the tag line:
  
  Juicebox
  
  Services:
  - Splooging in my own pants
  - My greasy fingers in your punani
  - Breath like yesterday's sausage
  
  "Sorry, no tip" Call now! 555-Cha-ckin
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Fuck You Jackie
  
  Micro stakes pro poker player
  
  Key highlight
  
  Cum in 5 min or less gaurntred
  Sleep outside in my van
  Over pay for your pussy
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Act now and save %30 percentage off your next order of check-in fangera z
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Generally the do like business cards. But as I have seen that is ones from large corporations. As for ones a guy makes himself, not sure.
  
  But they like them because what they say is usually true, and because they connote status.
  
  If you want the girl to stay in contact. But she might also see you as someone who goes after strippers too much.
  
  Do you want it to look like a real employment based card? Girls like that.
  
  Or is it a mongering card. Not sure girls will like that.
  
  SJG
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  Jackie Williams
  
  Need a hand model?
  
  Check out these digits...555=5555
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lemons is funny Williams sounds like a black dude...no offense...sorry mikeay bad choice in a generic last name
  
  Jackie Lemons
  
  Used car salesman
  
  Now that's Comedy and works
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Jack would be better than Jackie as well
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Jack Lemons
  
  Certified used Car Salesman
  
  If your car don't brake down I promise you will
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  The hand model shot was funny doh mikeay lol
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  Jack Staxx
  
  Plus size gigolo
  
  "If I can't do it with my hips, I can do it with my lips"
• DoctorPhil

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  8 years ago

  "have chackin - will travel"
  
  
  
  oh and san_jose_guy, shut the fuck up you dumbass
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO Mikey...that's a brilliant One
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Philly lol
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  F
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  
  Name on card should be: Jack Mehoff.
  
  That way you can introduce yourself and get right to bidnezz...
• ime

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  8 years ago

  Jackie Pudz
  
  Short fat but fills the gap
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  LMFAO
• joewebber

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  8 years ago

  strippers will ask you for a card to get you to leave them alone.
  
  they end up in the trash or on the floor. NO ONE CARES ABOUT CARDS
• Sleepwalking

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  8 years ago

  Your business card should be cut out, so it's in the shape of a hard penis, balls included. Then, it just has your first name and number on it. It will definitely stand out among all the business cards they get and will probably be passed around from stripper to stripper. There's a slight chance it won't wind up in the trash like 99% of the other cards they get.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Good idea
  
  Maybe I should literally toss a deck of one hundred all over the club floor
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Joeweber missed the joke
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lol, Joe
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  If the card was attached to a 20% coupon or gift certificate for designer fetish footwear they MIGHT hang on to it- otherwise I think you'd be wasting your time and money printing up cards for dancers to throw out .
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  I've been a regular at all of our local strip clubs, and the underground Mexican Bar circuit. Girls are always most pleased to receive business cards and the definitely hold on to them, and sometimes they ask for them
  
  But, these are bonafide business oriented cards, not strip club special cards. Don't know how they would respond to that latter.
  
  What I would say is that if you do not have an impressive title from your employer, that you make your own cards, as for your own proprietorship.
  
  SJG
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Huge brilliant
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  I would love to be able to go into a strip club and just pass out to all the girls, stripper shoes. They don't need to do anything either.
  
  Same goes for the puta alley in TJ's Zona.
  
  It might sound far fetched, but I see it as feasible. So it would not just be discount coupons, it would be the foot wear right there in their hands.
  
  :)
  
  SJG
• ime

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  8 years ago

  Way to be on topic Lloyd. Good Job.