Business cards to hand out to strippers

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Any ideas on what to say on the card ?

Pictures ?

Links ?

Need help in designing this one

36 comments

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twentyfive
8 years ago
The card should say "Fuck you Jackie"
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Big dick available to the right dancer.
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Lol nice start guys lol
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Juice Box

555-555-5555

Been serving up just the nuts since 2001
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Great idea, I'm sure the strippers will cherish them - and they being so responsible I'm sure they would not lose the cards
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Make sure you put a picture of a whale on them
ime
8 years ago
Cunning Linguist
Subraman
8 years ago
Juicebox

Services:
- Splooging in my own pants
- My greasy fingers in your punani
- Breath like yesterday's sausage

"Disappointing strippers since 1993" Call now! 555-Cha-ckin
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
LMFAO
Subraman
8 years ago
Wait, wait! I can improve the tag line:

Juicebox

Services:
- Splooging in my own pants
- My greasy fingers in your punani
- Breath like yesterday's sausage

"Sorry, no tip" Call now! 555-Cha-ckin
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Fuck You Jackie

Micro stakes pro poker player

Key highlight

Cum in 5 min or less gaurntred
Sleep outside in my van
Over pay for your pussy
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Act now and save %30 percentage off your next order of check-in fangera z
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Generally the do like business cards. But as I have seen that is ones from large corporations. As for ones a guy makes himself, not sure.

But they like them because what they say is usually true, and because they connote status.

If you want the girl to stay in contact. But she might also see you as someone who goes after strippers too much.

Do you want it to look like a real employment based card? Girls like that.

Or is it a mongering card. Not sure girls will like that.

SJG
mikeya02
8 years ago
Jackie Williams

Need a hand model?

Check out these digits...555=5555
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Lemons is funny Williams sounds like a black dude...no offense...sorry mikeay bad choice in a generic last name

Jackie Lemons

Used car salesman

Now that's Comedy and works
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Jack would be better than Jackie as well
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Jack Lemons

Certified used Car Salesman

If your car don't brake down I promise you will
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
The hand model shot was funny doh mikeay lol
mikeya02
8 years ago
Jack Staxx

Plus size gigolo

"If I can't do it with my hips, I can do it with my lips"
DoctorPhil
8 years ago
"have chackin - will travel"



oh and san_jose_guy, shut the fuck up you dumbass
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
LMFAO Mikey...that's a brilliant One
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Philly lol
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
F
warhawks
8 years ago

Name on card should be: Jack Mehoff.

That way you can introduce yourself and get right to bidnezz...
ime
8 years ago
Jackie Pudz

Short fat but fills the gap
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
LMFAO
joewebber
8 years ago
strippers will ask you for a card to get you to leave them alone.

they end up in the trash or on the floor. NO ONE CARES ABOUT CARDS
Sleepwalking
8 years ago
Your business card should be cut out, so it's in the shape of a hard penis, balls included. Then, it just has your first name and number on it. It will definitely stand out among all the business cards they get and will probably be passed around from stripper to stripper. There's a slight chance it won't wind up in the trash like 99% of the other cards they get.
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Good idea

Maybe I should literally toss a deck of one hundred all over the club floor
crazyjoe
8 years ago
Joeweber missed the joke
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Lol, Joe
Hugh_G_Rection
8 years ago
If the card was attached to a 20% coupon or gift certificate for designer fetish footwear they MIGHT hang on to it- otherwise I think you'd be wasting your time and money printing up cards for dancers to throw out .
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
I've been a regular at all of our local strip clubs, and the underground Mexican Bar circuit. Girls are always most pleased to receive business cards and the definitely hold on to them, and sometimes they ask for them

But, these are bonafide business oriented cards, not strip club special cards. Don't know how they would respond to that latter.

What I would say is that if you do not have an impressive title from your employer, that you make your own cards, as for your own proprietorship.

SJG
JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Huge brilliant
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
I would love to be able to go into a strip club and just pass out to all the girls, stripper shoes. They don't need to do anything either.

Same goes for the puta alley in TJ's Zona.

It might sound far fetched, but I see it as feasible. So it would not just be discount coupons, it would be the foot wear right there in their hands.

:)

SJG
ime
8 years ago
Way to be on topic Lloyd. Good Job.
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