Your business card should be cut out, so it's in the shape of a hard penis, balls included. Then, it just has your first name and number on it. It will definitely stand out among all the business cards they get and will probably be passed around from stripper to stripper. There's a slight chance it won't wind up in the trash like 99% of the other cards they get.
If the card was attached to a 20% coupon or gift certificate for designer fetish footwear they MIGHT hang on to it- otherwise I think you'd be wasting your time and money printing up cards for dancers to throw out .
I've been a regular at all of our local strip clubs, and the underground Mexican Bar circuit. Girls are always most pleased to receive business cards and the definitely hold on to them, and sometimes they ask for them
But, these are bonafide business oriented cards, not strip club special cards. Don't know how they would respond to that latter.
What I would say is that if you do not have an impressive title from your employer, that you make your own cards, as for your own proprietorship.
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But they like them because what they say is usually true, and because they connote status.
If you want the girl to stay in contact. But she might also see you as someone who goes after strippers too much.
Do you want it to look like a real employment based card? Girls like that.
Or is it a mongering card. Not sure girls will like that.
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Name on card should be: Jack Mehoff.
That way you can introduce yourself and get right to bidnezz...
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they end up in the trash or on the floor. NO ONE CARES ABOUT CARDS
Maybe I should literally toss a deck of one hundred all over the club floor
But, these are bonafide business oriented cards, not strip club special cards. Don't know how they would respond to that latter.
What I would say is that if you do not have an impressive title from your employer, that you make your own cards, as for your own proprietorship.
SJG
Same goes for the puta alley in TJ's Zona.
It might sound far fetched, but I see it as feasible. So it would not just be discount coupons, it would be the foot wear right there in their hands.
:)
SJG