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A belching, topless Florida blond crashed her car and then tried to wiggle out of her woe by telling a cop he was the “sexiest thing.”

Cops say Jamie Schmude was behind the wheel of a four-door vehicle on the Dixie Hwy. in Stuart, Fla.

Schmude was topless with her jeans unbuttoned and slid down her thighs, was mumbling and reeked of booze, investigators told the Palm Beach Post.

The woman was taken to a nearby hospital and one officer followed. He told her at the hospital she was being investigated for drunk driving, read the woman her rights and asked if she understood. She did.

Then she reportedly exploded, screaming at nurses and causing “a big scene.” Then she crashed and fell asleep.

The police report says she: “woke up several times and belched loudly which emitted the very strong odour of alcohol.”

“You are the sexiest thing I’ve seen, I’m going to (engage in intercourse with you),” she reportedly told the cop after she woke up.

She started moaning, biting her lower lip and thrusting her hands at his genitals, according to the report.

“This act took place at least three times,” the affidavit states.

Schmude is charged with driving under the influence.

She reportedly told police she had drank “a lot” of a gluten-free vodka. Cops say she was twice the legal limit.