at the famous gogorama last night. had my eyes on this blonde throughout the entire time. but she's unfortunately parked her ass on a bar stool next this whale of a customer. most likely a whale of a regular. after a couple of hours of waiting and no other targets of interest, i go to my friend and say i'm hungry lets get outta here and get some food. diner, red lobster, tilted kilt, longhorn steakhouse are suggetions he throws out. never ever been to a red lobster before. am curious so we head there. after indulging in many shrimps, lobster tail, and a couple of sides-best meal i've had all year. man tha's some good shit!!! so i like to thank that club whale who hogged that blonde those 2 plus hours, took my money and engorged in seafood, and have cash left over for dances for my next victim at another club. btw, i checked her out for a final look before i headed out the door for good. walked up closer, scanned up up and down. conclusion: 7 at best but not the end of the world if she didn't pop me off last night.
THANKS TO THE WHALE I WENT TO RED LOBSTER
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The whales are at the top of the SC food chain - when they are hunting means we we may not get our preferred prey that day
mmmm, mmmm. you can't get a more cholesterol rich diet than shrimp boy howdy
I need to expand my horizons. I should shit at Red Lobster
He took your girl for 2 hours? The guy's a piker. I typically take them for 3-5 hours straight, no dancing for other customers allowed. It's good to be her favorite regular (I'm definitely not a whale)! I do, though, feel a little guilty that you ate that stankfood, and more importantly, don't realize it's stankfood :)
Yeah, just 2 hours?
He's a guppy.
hmm red lobster is stankfood. guess i have to raise my standards. also lower the waiting time to 1hr 45 mins.
I wonder how many guys I've sent to red lobster? I dont feel guilty about it cause the cheddar biscuits verge on orgasmic.
"so i like to thank that club whale who hogged that blonde"
You're welcome.
I sent a guy to Captain D's. :)
Captain D's is bomb
Hey at least it's better than being sent to get CRABS.
Lohn John Silvers Captain Ds Red Lobster Joes Crabshack Bonefish Grill McCormick & Schmick
There I think that goes from shittiest to best in the seafood chain relm. God knows I've eaten at all of them enough during my lifetime.
I think you need to reevaluate your life and spending if the best meal you have had all year is Red Lobster.
I once waited hours for my fave to finish with a whale. Then after the whale left, some Schmoe in a sweatshirt appeared and she told me that she HAD to see him, he was an old favorite who drove almost 3 hours to see her that night. I left then, having learned that waiting out a whale isn't always the best plan. There's always the next day. And there was, in this case.
I have never been to one. But I would have to have little to no other options to choose it, i try to avoid chains.
Next time, work harder and earn more money. God doesn't love you. /sarcasm.
