san_jose_guy is at this very moment doing an internet search to figure out if that is possibly a suburb of san jose located on a convenient bus line and if the jail allows for conjugal visits
No. And if this were an escort forum, they'd all answer the same way. Except then, sometime later, a guy would write in a TR: "So I answer an ad from a girl whose pictures look like a supermodel, and then I show up and the bitch has one eye and looks like she's straight out of The Walking Dead. So I did what every other of you would do: I was horny and I'd already driven 20 minutes, so I turned off the lights and fucked her anyway. But I have my dignity -- I finished in 5 minutes, and I only french kissed her 3 times. Bitch. Teach her to bait-and-switch ME."
You know, there have been a couple times I can think of where I drank enough, smoked enough, and did enough bumps that I would have hit anything that... But I don't think there are enough drugs in the world and a room dark enough for me to go there. And she got paid for it?
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No, I would never be that desperate. My hand would look prettybgood if that were the only option
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Should've known that shadow cat would've already posted it.
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He is fast
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san_jose_guy is at this very moment doing an internet search to figure out if that is possibly a suburb of san jose located on a convenient bus line and if the jail allows for conjugal visits
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^^^^ exactly. Also it's someone he can finally beat at super Mario brothers since she only has one good eye.
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No. And if this were an escort forum, they'd all answer the same way. Except then, sometime later, a guy would write in a TR: "So I answer an ad from a girl whose pictures look like a supermodel, and then I show up and the bitch has one eye and looks like she's straight out of The Walking Dead. So I did what every other of you would do: I was horny and I'd already driven 20 minutes, so I turned off the lights and fucked her anyway. But I have my dignity -- I finished in 5 minutes, and I only french kissed her 3 times. Bitch. Teach her to bait-and-switch ME."
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Damn there's NO WAY in hell I'd be desperate enough for THAT!!!
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Shit, she used to walk the streets in the Cass Corridor. She looked one hell of a lot better then.
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"exactly. Also it's someone he can finally beat at super Mario brothers since she only has one good eye. "
LOL
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Shit
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You know, there have been a couple times I can think of where I drank enough, smoked enough, and did enough bumps that I would have hit anything that... But I don't think there are enough drugs in the world and a room dark enough for me to go there. And she got paid for it?
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no. great example of the walking dead.
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Don't make fun of Juice's ATF.
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Fuck
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