Have you ever been desperate enough to fuck this?

No, I would never be that desperate. My hand would look prettybgood if that were the only option

Should've known that shadow cat would've already posted it.

He is fast

san_jose_guy is at this very moment doing an internet search to figure out if that is possibly a suburb of san jose located on a convenient bus line and if the jail allows for conjugal visits

^^^^ exactly. Also it's someone he can finally beat at super Mario brothers since she only has one good eye.

No. And if this were an escort forum, they'd all answer the same way. Except then, sometime later, a guy would write in a TR: "So I answer an ad from a girl whose pictures look like a supermodel, and then I show up and the bitch has one eye and looks like she's straight out of The Walking Dead. So I did what every other of you would do: I was horny and I'd already driven 20 minutes, so I turned off the lights and fucked her anyway. But I have my dignity -- I finished in 5 minutes, and I only french kissed her 3 times. Bitch. Teach her to bait-and-switch ME."

Damn there's NO WAY in hell I'd be desperate enough for THAT!!!

Shit, she used to walk the streets in the Cass Corridor. She looked one hell of a lot better then.

"exactly. Also it's someone he can finally beat at super Mario brothers since she only has one good eye. "

LOL

Shit

You know, there have been a couple times I can think of where I drank enough, smoked enough, and did enough bumps that I would have hit anything that... But I don't think there are enough drugs in the world and a room dark enough for me to go there. And she got paid for it?

no. great example of the walking dead.

Don't make fun of Juice's ATF.

Fuck