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9 years ago

Have you ever been desperate enough to fuck this?

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crazyjoe
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crazyjoe

No, I would never be that desperate. My hand would look prettybgood if that were the only option

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JohnSmith69

Should've known that shadow cat would've already posted it.

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crazyjoe

He is fast

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DoctorPhil

san_jose_guy is at this very moment doing an internet search to figure out if that is possibly a suburb of san jose located on a convenient bus line and if the jail allows for conjugal visits

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shailynn

^^^^ exactly. Also it's someone he can finally beat at super Mario brothers since she only has one good eye.

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Subraman

No. And if this were an escort forum, they'd all answer the same way. Except then, sometime later, a guy would write in a TR: "So I answer an ad from a girl whose pictures look like a supermodel, and then I show up and the bitch has one eye and looks like she's straight out of The Walking Dead. So I did what every other of you would do: I was horny and I'd already driven 20 minutes, so I turned off the lights and fucked her anyway. But I have my dignity -- I finished in 5 minutes, and I only french kissed her 3 times. Bitch. Teach her to bait-and-switch ME."

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mrrock

Damn there's NO WAY in hell I'd be desperate enough for THAT!!!

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vincemichaels

Shit, she used to walk the streets in the Cass Corridor. She looked one hell of a lot better then.

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viking2012

"exactly. Also it's someone he can finally beat at super Mario brothers since she only has one good eye. "

LOL

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crazyjoe

Shit

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TheOne&Only

You know, there have been a couple times I can think of where I drank enough, smoked enough, and did enough bumps that I would have hit anything that... But I don't think there are enough drugs in the world and a room dark enough for me to go there. And she got paid for it?

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Jascoi

no. great example of the walking dead.

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jackslash

Don't make fun of Juice's ATF.

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Supremeruler

Fuck

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