Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Please Do Not Touch the Girls

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Dec 12, 2016, 7:40 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

The signs next to the stage say it all. "Please Do Not Touch the Girls". I've come here every so often over the past 20 years. The CCR is what it is. A restaurant / diner with girls (dancing on stage who strip down to their pasties and g-string at best). I'd say they rank from about 5.5 to 7.5. While you sit at the table and eat or drink, the girl coming off her dance will awkwardly walk by for her tip. At the stage, you might engage in friendly banter with the girl on stage but no touch. Emily was very sweet, a curly-haired blonde with a beautiful clear-skinned body and decent stage moves. There were a couple people who look to be regulars but otherwise it was pretty empty on a Monday evening with football on all the screens. A few years ago they divided the place into a glass-enclosed section that allows smoking and has its own bar and stage, and the main part of the restaurant/bar with its main stage. The food is OK but a lot more expensive than I remember, so not such a great deal. No laps or VIP area far as I know, unless there is a secret handshake of some kind that gets you those things. A small meh on the world map of strip clubs, but it's as good as it gets for Arlington.

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