A stripper reveals the signs that a customer is undatable. She did not say anything about the guy being older than her father, so I'm good to go.
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SIGNS HE'S UNDATEABLE, ACCORDING TO A STRIPPER WHO'S SEEN IT ALL
Dec 11, 2016, 3:57 AM
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"He says all women are crazy." It isn't that he knows all women are crazy. It is that he is stupid enough to openly acknowledge it.
I met a dancer last night that thought she had to have a baby before she turned 30 and paid for artificial whatever because she said she couldn't find a guy. I never heard that story before. Did I think she was crazy? She looks like 22ish. Maybe. Good thing I seem to meet crazy all the time. Meanwhile I'm thinking, does she want baby number two for free? She might want support though. She's probably attracted to me because I always find crazy girls. In a stripper world, crazy might seem normal to some people.
on the other hand, could that story about not having a guy available to get her pregnant been a bunch of stripper shit story to get me thinking about sex so that I buy lap dances? Who knows. That was one crazy story I never heard before. Maybe true? Maybe she wasn't stripping in the south because I find it hard to believe she would have that problem around here. Give a guy a couple tator tots and he's off buying dances in a little bit.
Makes you wonder how many other good looking girls out there think they have to have a baby before they turn 30. I never knew some girls thought that.
I was trying to point out I might say a lot of girls I meet seem crazy but compared to what they call crazy, I might seem very dateable. I hear bizarre stories on several occasions.
I remember one dancer that used to drive 95mph from eastern nc to western sc over 200 miles one way each week for almost a year. She talked me into sleeping with her. Was she crazy? Probably. She got stopped by the police a couple of times threatening to arrest her I heard.
like the artwork on that dancers body
She said something about not liking when a guy cums in his pants. I think LDK is undateable?
i'm surprised there is nothing about a dumb ass loser who plays with star trek dolls, errrr star trek action figures that is.
and not a single word about the mentally ill reeking of gravy breath
maybe the short bus riders have a chance after all
Exactly why women gravitate toward me!
She didn't mention anything about gravy. Or living in mom's basement.
Flawed research I say. lol
Shit
jack. the dream girl. hopefully not a nightmare.
WTF - you're gonna judge a guy if he's dating material while in a strip-club, strip-clubs are not the place to go look for relationships thus not the place to make judgements about them
I'm guilty of only liking the girl in extreme footwear.
Have to arrange that so that I get what I like, but she doesn't feel that I am overly focused on that. Hence the photo modeling sessions.
:)
SJG
In a strip-club there's dozens of naked women throwing themselves at men and this bitch expects the guy to be on his best behavior, bitch please
All women are crazy... it's just there's a sliding continuum for how much and what I'd be willing to put up with.
She gets naked and grinds on strangers but yet passes judgment on the PL, and I imagine she would not like being judged by her actions in a SC
Stripfighter, I assume you agree with this
She doesn't seem to understand things from the customer's perspective (or just things in general). I'm not grosses out by a strippers tampon string, I just don't want period blood on my pants that I need to explain.
It doesn't matter how much money I have in the bank, ATM cards typically have a daily cash withdrawal limit (of about $500 or so).
If I seem pissed at you in public, it's because I don't want to have an awkward conversation with you and your kid or BF. Also, please don't talk to me if I'm with people.
Much more detailed hot/crazy matrix: youtube.com
What do you expect from an article written by a "feminist"?
I'm glad she didn't reference our oldness, jack.