SIGNS HE'S UNDATEABLE, ACCORDING TO A STRIPPER WHO'S SEEN IT ALL

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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A stripper reveals the signs that a customer is undatable. She did not say anything about the guy being older than her father, so I'm good to go.

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nat…

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vincemichaels
8 years ago
I'm glad she didn't reference our oldness, jack.
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JuiceBox69
8 years ago
Few
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K
8 years ago
"He says all women are crazy." It isn't that he knows all women are crazy. It is that he is stupid enough to openly acknowledge it.

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sharkhunter
8 years ago
I met a dancer last night that thought she had to have a baby before she turned 30 and paid for artificial whatever because she said she couldn't find a guy. I never heard that story before. Did I think she was crazy? She looks like 22ish. Maybe. Good thing I seem to meet crazy all the time. Meanwhile I'm thinking, does she want baby number two for free? She might want support though. She's probably attracted to me because I always find crazy girls. In a stripper world, crazy might seem normal to some people.

on the other hand, could that story about not having a guy available to get her pregnant been a bunch of stripper shit story to get me thinking about sex so that I buy lap dances?
Who knows. That was one crazy story I never heard before. Maybe true? Maybe she wasn't stripping in the south because I find it hard to believe she would have that problem around here. Give a guy a couple tator tots and he's off buying dances in a little bit.

Makes you wonder how many other good looking girls out there think they have to have a baby before they turn 30. I never knew some girls thought that.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
I was trying to point out I might say a lot of girls I meet seem crazy but compared to what they call crazy, I might seem very dateable. I hear bizarre stories on several occasions.

I remember one dancer that used to drive 95mph from eastern nc to western sc over 200 miles one way each week for almost a year. She talked me into sleeping with her. Was she crazy? Probably. She got stopped by the police a couple of times threatening to arrest her I heard.
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rogertex
8 years ago
like the artwork on that dancers body
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
She said something about not liking when a guy cums in his pants. I think LDK is undateable?
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DoctorPhil
8 years ago
i'm surprised there is nothing about a dumb ass loser who plays with star trek dolls, errrr star trek action figures that is.

and not a single word about the mentally ill reeking of gravy breath

maybe the short bus riders have a chance after all
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Imamutt
8 years ago
Exactly why women gravitate toward me!
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warhawks
8 years ago

She didn't mention anything about gravy. Or living in mom's basement.

Flawed research I say. lol
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Shit
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Jascoi
8 years ago
jack. the dream girl. hopefully not a nightmare.
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
WTF - you're gonna judge a guy if he's dating material while in a strip-club, strip-clubs are not the place to go look for relationships thus not the place to make judgements about them
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
I'm guilty of only liking the girl in extreme footwear.

Have to arrange that so that I get what I like, but she doesn't feel that I am overly focused on that. Hence the photo modeling sessions.

:)

SJG
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
In a strip-club there's dozens of naked women throwing themselves at men and this bitch expects the guy to be on his best behavior, bitch please
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stripfighter
8 years ago
All women are crazy... it's just there's a sliding continuum for how much and what I'd be willing to put up with.
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
She gets naked and grinds on strangers but yet passes judgment on the PL, and I imagine she would not like being judged by her actions in a SC
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K
8 years ago
Stripfighter,
I assume you agree with this

http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/w…
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Shadilay
8 years ago
She doesn't seem to understand things from the customer's perspective (or just things in general). I'm not grosses out by a strippers tampon string, I just don't want period blood on my pants that I need to explain.

It doesn't matter how much money I have in the bank, ATM cards typically have a daily cash withdrawal limit (of about $500 or so).

If I seem pissed at you in public, it's because I don't want to have an awkward conversation with you and your kid or BF. Also, please don't talk to me if I'm with people.

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Dolfan
8 years ago
Much more detailed hot/crazy matrix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBd…
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shadowcat
8 years ago
What do you expect from an article written by a "feminist"?
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