Typical SE Portland Dive Bar

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

If I go to a strip club in Seattle I usually make the drive up to Pandoras. I'd never been to Kittens but it gets good reviews and it's a lot more convenient for me…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

I stopped by Tommy's Too for the first time in months. Weekday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. There were three dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and me, the only customer. I…

Your basic dive bar. Layout unchanged from previous reviews. Most dancers were overweight. One black woman who was big was very cute (if you focus on boobs and not belly). I saw two who were height-weight…

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go to strip clubs…

After a disappointing visit to Cabaret II I decided to stop here as I'd driven past it on the way. I parked in the lot they have, entered, and walked to the bar to get…

I stopped in about 3 in the afternoon to see the talent. The cross street had a few homeless homesteads, but I’ve never had any trouble with them. Parking is in the back where the…