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Your worst hardselling experience?

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We've all met those strippers who really go for the throat, upsells nonstop and won't take no for an answer. This is a warning sign to us veteran PLs and we usually follow our instincts to shake them off. Sometimes, though, they just double down and refuse to quit, as though it is some special mission for them to convince us to go with them no matter what.

Last year I was in Portland at a janky club called the Golden Dragon. I saw a hot dancer and approached her went she stepped off stage. She instantly asked me for a lapdance (a yellow flag, or a red one perhaps) and I accepted. We went to the $20 dance area and I paid her (I couldn't avoid it as you pay under supervision of a bouncer when you go in the room). But she didn't dance at all. Instead, she immediately started upselling me for a 3 for $100 fully nude dance in the next room over. This was another warning sign but I went along with it because she was hot and had big boobs.

Same story in this room. She didn't take off her clothes, she didn't do any dancing at all. She just immediately began hard selling the next VIP room up, which was $200 for a half hour or something. She guaranteed that she would make me cum. But now I realized I had already paid $120 in less than two minutes and she hadn't done shit yet.

Alright, this had gone too far and it was past time make a stand. I told her I was changing my mind and began walking out. She grabbed my arm and was physically trying to pull me into the $200 VIP room, talking and hyping it up all the while. She became more aggressive the close I got to the bouncer. She refused to let go of my arm, so I almost had to drag her. She would plant her feet and give a hard tug with all her body weight, yelling at me things like 'No! Come on! You're supposed to come over here!'

When I finally got over to the bouncer, I asked him for my money back. She was *still* pulling on my arm and yelling at me to get back into the VIP. Of course, the bouncer had already given her cut of the money, but he told her she had to give it back to me. I guess the club management could fine her or ban her from dancing again, because she did give it back, although she was making an extremely bitchy face and swearing at me.

So what's your story?