Your worst hardselling experience?
Digitech
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We've all met those strippers who really go for the throat, upsells nonstop and won't take no for an answer. This is a warning sign to us veteran PLs and we usually follow our instincts to shake them off. Sometimes, though, they just double down and refuse to quit, as though it is some special mission for them to convince us to go with them no matter what.
Last year I was in Portland at a janky club called the Golden Dragon. I saw a hot dancer and approached her went she stepped off stage. She instantly asked me for a lapdance (a yellow flag, or a red one perhaps) and I accepted. We went to the $20 dance area and I paid her (I couldn't avoid it as you pay under supervision of a bouncer when you go in the room). But she didn't dance at all. Instead, she immediately started upselling me for a 3 for $100 fully nude dance in the next room over. This was another warning sign but I went along with it because she was hot and had big boobs.
Same story in this room. She didn't take off her clothes, she didn't do any dancing at all. She just immediately began hard selling the next VIP room up, which was $200 for a half hour or something. She guaranteed that she would make me cum. But now I realized I had already paid $120 in less than two minutes and she hadn't done shit yet.
Alright, this had gone too far and it was past time make a stand. I told her I was changing my mind and began walking out. She grabbed my arm and was physically trying to pull me into the $200 VIP room, talking and hyping it up all the while. She became more aggressive the close I got to the bouncer. She refused to let go of my arm, so I almost had to drag her. She would plant her feet and give a hard tug with all her body weight, yelling at me things like 'No! Come on! You're supposed to come over here!'
When I finally got over to the bouncer, I asked him for my money back. She was *still* pulling on my arm and yelling at me to get back into the VIP. Of course, the bouncer had already given her cut of the money, but he told her she had to give it back to me. I guess the club management could fine her or ban her from dancing again, because she did give it back, although she was making an extremely bitchy face and swearing at me.
So what's your story?
Last year I was in Portland at a janky club called the Golden Dragon. I saw a hot dancer and approached her went she stepped off stage. She instantly asked me for a lapdance (a yellow flag, or a red one perhaps) and I accepted. We went to the $20 dance area and I paid her (I couldn't avoid it as you pay under supervision of a bouncer when you go in the room). But she didn't dance at all. Instead, she immediately started upselling me for a 3 for $100 fully nude dance in the next room over. This was another warning sign but I went along with it because she was hot and had big boobs.
Same story in this room. She didn't take off her clothes, she didn't do any dancing at all. She just immediately began hard selling the next VIP room up, which was $200 for a half hour or something. She guaranteed that she would make me cum. But now I realized I had already paid $120 in less than two minutes and she hadn't done shit yet.
Alright, this had gone too far and it was past time make a stand. I told her I was changing my mind and began walking out. She grabbed my arm and was physically trying to pull me into the $200 VIP room, talking and hyping it up all the while. She became more aggressive the close I got to the bouncer. She refused to let go of my arm, so I almost had to drag her. She would plant her feet and give a hard tug with all her body weight, yelling at me things like 'No! Come on! You're supposed to come over here!'
When I finally got over to the bouncer, I asked him for my money back. She was *still* pulling on my arm and yelling at me to get back into the VIP. Of course, the bouncer had already given her cut of the money, but he told her she had to give it back to me. I guess the club management could fine her or ban her from dancing again, because she did give it back, although she was making an extremely bitchy face and swearing at me.
So what's your story?
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There were two other tranches that didn't necessarily rip me off but didn't do exactly what they said they would. They told me if I went to the VIP with them I could titty fuck them and cum all over their tits. Well both dancers let me titty fuck them but they also made me wear a condom. So while it made for easy cleanup I didn't get to cum on their tits. I think the first dancer figured she talk me into a Covered BJ so that's why she made me wear a condom. When I was with the second dancer I asked part way into the titty fucking if we could have sex. She said no but then proceeded to slide her pussy along my dick while I had the condom on. Kind of odd she would do that but not let me fuck her. Not that it makes a difference but I think she's a lesbian, at least according to her instagram she is.
That one pissed me off and I basically told her "I've said 'no', I don't intend to say it again. Leave me alone. In the unlikely event I change my mind, I know where you are."
I think she's gotten the message, since she's turned around and walked the other way every time I've been in there since. :)
I am starting to be convinced, if I ask for it, and she says no, she wouldn't have done it "in the moment" anyway, and I should save my $.
Digitech, front room, feed her money and let a makeout sessions develop. Letting girls sell you dances is a chumps game.
SJG