Wat kind of guy gets best lap dances !

This is the kind of guy who gets the best lap dances:

The one who has the most money

I think the question to ask is who gets the best service for the money spent. You can argue extras etc are not really lap dances if that's the only thing they are doing.

A long time ago in a club far far away, this one dancer was giving me fantastic service but after a few songs a bouncer must have noticed her head bobbing up and down. Made me wonder if sometimes, dancers don't plan on doing stuff like that but suddenly decide to. That was one case I got surprised.

Whoever's troll account stripperheels is: when txtittyfag and txtittyfag. BOTH think you're an asshole, it's time to retire that account and start a new one. We love responding to made-up accounts here on tuscl, but when it gets too too transparent, you should start over.

Q: "Wat kind of guy gets best lap dances !"

A: RICH STUDs (obv)

The kind with big swinging dicks

i'm certain that looks can make a difference.

@justme62 "i'm certain that looks can make a difference."

and gravy breath. don't forget about gravy breath. ain't no whore so low that she'll dfk someone with gravy breath and who could blame them

true.

Motor home owners. Definately get the best lap dances.

Girls love to hear about your golf game too.

And old grey sweatpants. Turns the strippers on.

And if you have a comb over, that helps also.

warhawks. you funny.