Juice's 12 Days of Christmas

They never tell you what you need to know.

12/10/2016 5:29:50 AM

12. Dozen jellyfilled donuts

11. 11 Chacin Fangers

10. $10 Arby's gift card

9. $9 Xbox 360 video game on sale at Walmart

8. 8 Chackin torpedos off the roller rack at Circle K

7. 7 Doritos Locos Tacos at Taco Bell

6. 6 Backpage Phone numbers to try

5. 1 Costco Size box of Captain Crunch

4. 1 new lingerie outfit Jackie is gonna wear for Juice

3. 3 CiCis lunch buffet coupons

2. 1 free buy in to poker tournament

1. 1 pair dirty stripper undies he stole off the floor at Follies

23 comments

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jackslash

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8 years ago

And a Slim Jim in Piggly Wiggly.

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

And a 350 lb. stripper on Christmas day with her legs spread.

ime

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8 years ago

Juice' heart grew three times that day. Someone get him to a hospital quick, an enlarged heart is nothing to joke about.

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

LMFAO

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

You crazy fuckers went to all the trouble to make up all this shit about me? I love you guys to!

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Crazy Joe get back to report ing your back row Baptist blow job u give the preacher lol

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

^^^ I obviously like to argue with myself

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Keeping it real under all my aliases

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Lol shailynny is correct every time he calls you retarded

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

^^^ when shaulynny calls me retard, he is also calling you retard..

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Ooooooh shit!

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Ooooooh fuck!

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Ooooooh damn!

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Shit

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

^^^ yes we are...shitting at McD's

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

True

warhawks

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8 years ago

I'm confused... lol.

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

True

Sleepwalking

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8 years ago

Shailynn, I think you underestimate Juice. He doesn't have to go to Circle K for his chackin torpedoes. Pretty sure he has a roller rack at home, instead of a crockpot. He just grabs food off of it all day long when he's hungry. If the rollers start to stick, he just adds KY jelly to keep them rolling smoothly.

I like #1 on the list. Funny.

shailynn

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8 years ago

So much love for Juice, in a totally no homosexual way. I save that love for CrazyJoe and strippers.

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

LMFAO

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

I loved a stripper an hour ago, beats loving Juice, :)