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Juice's 12 Days of Christmas

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
12. Dozen jellyfilled donuts

11. 11 Chacin Fangers

10. $10 Arby's gift card

9. $9 Xbox 360 video game on sale at Walmart

8. 8 Chackin torpedos off the roller rack at Circle K

7. 7 Doritos Locos Tacos at Taco Bell

6. 6 Backpage Phone numbers to try

5. 1 Costco Size box of Captain Crunch

4. 1 new lingerie outfit Jackie is gonna wear for Juice

3. 3 CiCis lunch buffet coupons

2. 1 free buy in to poker tournament

1. 1 pair dirty stripper undies he stole off the floor at Follies

23 comments

  • jackslash
    •
    8 years ago
    And a Slim Jim in Piggly Wiggly.
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    And a 350 lb. stripper on Christmas day with her legs spread.
  • ime
    •
    8 years ago
    Juice' heart grew three times that day. Someone get him to a hospital quick, an enlarged heart is nothing to joke about.
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    You crazy fuckers went to all the trouble to make up all this shit about me? I love you guys to!
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Crazy Joe get back to report ing your back row Baptist blow job u give the preacher lol
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    ^^^ I obviously like to argue with myself
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    Keeping it real under all my aliases
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Lol shailynny is correct every time he calls you retarded
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    ^^^ when shaulynny calls me retard, he is also calling you retard..
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    Ooooooh shit!
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    Ooooooh fuck!
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    Ooooooh damn!
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Shit
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    ^^^ yes we are...shitting at McD's
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    True
  • warhawks
    •
    8 years ago
    I'm confused... lol.
  • crazyjoe
    •
    8 years ago
    True
  • Sleepwalking
    •
    8 years ago
    Shailynn, I think you underestimate Juice. He doesn't have to go to Circle K for his chackin torpedoes. Pretty sure he has a roller rack at home, instead of a crockpot. He just grabs food off of it all day long when he's hungry. If the rollers start to stick, he just adds KY jelly to keep them rolling smoothly.

    I like #1 on the list. Funny.
  • shailynn
    •
    8 years ago
    So much love for Juice, in a totally no homosexual way. I save that love for CrazyJoe and strippers.
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • vincemichaels
    •
    8 years ago
    I loved a stripper an hour ago, beats loving Juice, :)
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    8 years ago
    Blushing
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