tuscl

Juice's 12 Days of Christmas

Avatar for shailynn
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
  1. Dozen jellyfilled donuts

  2. 11 Chacin Fangers

  3. $10 Arby's gift card

  4. $9 Xbox 360 video game on sale at Walmart

  5. 8 Chackin torpedos off the roller rack at Circle K

  6. 7 Doritos Locos Tacos at Taco Bell

  7. 6 Backpage Phone numbers to try

  8. 1 Costco Size box of Captain Crunch

  9. 1 new lingerie outfit Jackie is gonna wear for Juice

  10. 3 CiCis lunch buffet coupons

  11. 1 free buy in to poker tournament

  12. 1 pair dirty stripper undies he stole off the floor at Follies

Comments

last comment
Avatar for jackslash
jackslash

And a Slim Jim in Piggly Wiggly.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for vincemichaels
vincemichaels

And a 350 lb. stripper on Christmas day with her legs spread.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for ime
ime

Juice' heart grew three times that day. Someone get him to a hospital quick, an enlarged heart is nothing to joke about.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

LMFAO

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

You crazy fuckers went to all the trouble to make up all this shit about me? I love you guys to!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

Crazy Joe get back to report ing your back row Baptist blow job u give the preacher lol

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

^^^ I obviously like to argue with myself

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

Keeping it real under all my aliases

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

Lol shailynny is correct every time he calls you retarded

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

^^^ when shaulynny calls me retard, he is also calling you retard..

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

Ooooooh shit!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

Ooooooh fuck!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

Ooooooh damn!

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

Shit

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

^^^ yes we are...shitting at McD's

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

True

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for warhawks
warhawks

I'm confused... lol.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe

True

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for Sleepwalking
Sleepwalking

Shailynn, I think you underestimate Juice. He doesn't have to go to Circle K for his chackin torpedoes. Pretty sure he has a roller rack at home, instead of a crockpot. He just grabs food off of it all day long when he's hungry. If the rollers start to stick, he just adds KY jelly to keep them rolling smoothly.

I like #1 on the list. Funny.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for shailynn
shailynn

So much love for Juice, in a totally no homosexual way. I save that love for CrazyJoe and strippers.

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

LMFAO

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for vincemichaels
vincemichaels

I loved a stripper an hour ago, beats loving Juice, :)

0
0

Log in to vote

Avatar for JuiceBox69
JuiceBox69

Blushing

0
0

Log in to vote

Want to add a comment?