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Juice's 12 Days of Christmas

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

  1. Dozen jellyfilled donuts

  2. 11 Chacin Fangers

  3. $10 Arby's gift card

  4. $9 Xbox 360 video game on sale at Walmart

  5. 8 Chackin torpedos off the roller rack at Circle K

  6. 7 Doritos Locos Tacos at Taco Bell

  7. 6 Backpage Phone numbers to try

  8. 1 Costco Size box of Captain Crunch

  9. 1 new lingerie outfit Jackie is gonna wear for Juice

  10. 3 CiCis lunch buffet coupons

  11. 1 free buy in to poker tournament

  12. 1 pair dirty stripper undies he stole off the floor at Follies

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jackslash

And a Slim Jim in Piggly Wiggly.

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vincemichaels

And a 350 lb. stripper on Christmas day with her legs spread.

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ime

Juice' heart grew three times that day. Someone get him to a hospital quick, an enlarged heart is nothing to joke about.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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crazyjoe

You crazy fuckers went to all the trouble to make up all this shit about me? I love you guys to!

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JuiceBox69

Crazy Joe get back to report ing your back row Baptist blow job u give the preacher lol

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crazyjoe

^^^ I obviously like to argue with myself

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crazyjoe

Keeping it real under all my aliases

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JuiceBox69

Lol shailynny is correct every time he calls you retarded

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crazyjoe

^^^ when shaulynny calls me retard, he is also calling you retard..

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crazyjoe

Ooooooh shit!

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crazyjoe

Ooooooh fuck!

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crazyjoe

Ooooooh damn!

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JuiceBox69

Shit

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crazyjoe

^^^ yes we are...shitting at McD's

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JuiceBox69

True

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warhawks

I'm confused... lol.

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crazyjoe

True

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Sleepwalking

Shailynn, I think you underestimate Juice. He doesn't have to go to Circle K for his chackin torpedoes. Pretty sure he has a roller rack at home, instead of a crockpot. He just grabs food off of it all day long when he's hungry. If the rollers start to stick, he just adds KY jelly to keep them rolling smoothly.

I like #1 on the list. Funny.

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shailynn

So much love for Juice, in a totally no homosexual way. I save that love for CrazyJoe and strippers.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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vincemichaels

I loved a stripper an hour ago, beats loving Juice, :)

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JuiceBox69

Blushing

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