Still to this day I crack up knowing I paid a strippers health insurance premium one month. Gawker has paid for heroin - so we are on the same highway just going in opposite directions.
Thank you my fellow brothers I will pray for your PL ness lol
I once added a stripper to my cellphone plan...bought the new phone and all....bitch kept costing me extra money...she kept going over the data.....did I get extra sex ? Hell no
You got your stripper a hotel room because she got kicked out of her apartment. When you are on your way over to visit her, she tells you that you can't, because her boyfriend locked himself in the bathroom, is doing heroin, and won't leave. It's funny to me now, but I wanted to strangle her at the time. Last time I try to be a white knight.
^^^ Yeah, I just picked up a 60" Samsung UHD for about $600 at Costco. I had SB overnight and we watched a movie on the new TV. She wanted to watch "Brooklyn" which is sort of a girly movie, which makes me pathetic. Actually a good movie.
I've been talked into loaning money to a stripper when I was new to strip clubs. Of course to a stripper the word loan is not really a loan unless they have a right to repossess it.
I got offered Tator tots by a dancer last night. I didn't even know the club served food.
Other story that comes to mind: Beginning of 2016, dancer I was seeing told me that her brother was murdered by gunshot wound to the head and asked for money for funeral expenses. She was a champion hustler, and I assumed she was lying. Story made the local news, and the victim didn't look anything like her, so I didn't give her any money. Heard later from another dancer that the story was true -- but to this day not sure either way.
Slightly off topic, but we have a new PL for the year of 2016. Possibly of this decade: Mitt Romney. Grovels on all fours during two dinner dates with Trump to get the position of Sec. of State. This after calling Trump a "fraud," a "fake," and a "con man" during the election.
I don't know. I think PL of the year has to go to some guy that dropped a bunch of money on a dancer and never even got laid or a BJ. At least Daddillac was fucking her often for two or three years.
then maybe i should be pathetic looser of the year. hate to think how much money i spent because of my wife. way beyond dadillac. 35 years of marriage. and now spousal support. these strippers are much cheaper. and much more satisfying.
24 comments
Thank you my fellow brothers I will pray for your PL ness lol
I once added a stripper to my cellphone plan...bought the new phone and all....bitch kept costing me extra money...she kept going over the data.....did I get extra sex ? Hell no
I once paid a strippers behind car payment of $1,200 so they didn't repo it....did I get at least a hand job ? Fuck no
I got offered Tator tots by a dancer last night. I didn't even know the club served food.
Other story that comes to mind: Beginning of 2016, dancer I was seeing told me that her brother was murdered by gunshot wound to the head and asked for money for funeral expenses. She was a champion hustler, and I assumed she was lying. Story made the local news, and the victim didn't look anything like her, so I didn't give her any money. Heard later from another dancer that the story was true -- but to this day not sure either way.
@25 called this one correctly.