You might be a PL if ...

How about if you buy her a Z06 and she leaves you in a cloud of exhaust ?

You buy her chacken fingers too but she won't share the honey mustard dipping sauce

LMFAO

Still to this day I crack up knowing I paid a strippers health insurance premium one month. Gawker has paid for heroin - so we are on the same highway just going in opposite directions.

If you pay a stripper's overdue cable bill with your credit card. (I confess to this).

If you spent 20K on a boob job and you can't play with them.

These are hilarious confession 's

Thank you my fellow brothers I will pray for your PL ness lol

I once added a stripper to my cellphone plan...bought the new phone and all....bitch kept costing me extra money...she kept going over the data.....did I get extra sex ? Hell no

You got your stripper a hotel room because she got kicked out of her apartment. When you are on your way over to visit her, she tells you that you can't, because her boyfriend locked himself in the bathroom, is doing heroin, and won't leave. It's funny to me now, but I wanted to strangle her at the time. Last time I try to be a white knight.

LMFAO damn...true....u do learn from these bad beats

I once paid a strippers behind car payment of $1,200 so they didn't repo it....did I get at least a hand job ? Fuck no

Ouch! Live and learn.

^^^ Yeah, I just picked up a 60" Samsung UHD for about $600 at Costco. I had SB overnight and we watched a movie on the new TV. She wanted to watch "Brooklyn" which is sort of a girly movie, which makes me pathetic. Actually a good movie.

I've been talked into loaning money to a stripper when I was new to strip clubs. Of course to a stripper the word loan is not really a loan unless they have a right to repossess it.

I got offered Tator tots by a dancer last night. I didn't even know the club served food.

it was 55"

^^^^ It was cold out. Shrinkage.

^^ ROFL

Other story that comes to mind: Beginning of 2016, dancer I was seeing told me that her brother was murdered by gunshot wound to the head and asked for money for funeral expenses. She was a champion hustler, and I assumed she was lying. Story made the local news, and the victim didn't look anything like her, so I didn't give her any money. Heard later from another dancer that the story was true -- but to this day not sure either way.

Basically balling

Slightly off topic, but we have a new PL for the year of 2016. Possibly of this decade: Mitt Romney. Grovels on all fours during two dinner dates with Trump to get the position of Sec. of State. This after calling Trump a "fraud," a "fake," and a "con man" during the election.

@25 called this one correctly.

LMFAO

Daddillac gets my vote. all that money. on one girl.

I don't know. I think PL of the year has to go to some guy that dropped a bunch of money on a dancer and never even got laid or a BJ. At least Daddillac was fucking her often for two or three years.

^^^Mitt Romney fits that bill.

Mitt doesn't do his home state of Michigan well. What a wimp !!

then maybe i should be pathetic looser of the year. hate to think how much money i spent because of my wife. way beyond dadillac. 35 years of marriage. and now spousal support. these strippers are much cheaper. and much more satisfying.

Ahahahahaha, vincemichaels. I thought I was the only one who still remembers the 'cloud of exhaust' story. I thought it was a Mercedes or BMW though.