What Would You Buy Your TUSCL Buddies for Christmas?

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• Dougster

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  8 years ago

  jestie214: the anti-depressants he is supposed to be taking. Gift certificate for a sense of humor transplant. NinaBambina: better anti-anxiety meds. Gift certificate for a sense of humor transplant.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Spirit_of_Alucard--a S&W .357 Magnum revolver Papi_Chulo--subscription to Ebony magazine shailynn--free admission to Flight Club for life Rickthelion/vulture/turtle--ticket to San Diego Zoo
• Dougster

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  8 years ago

  JuiceBox69: A bucket of Colonel's extra krissspppaayyyeee
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Viagra for all
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  SJG - an Etch-a-Sketch to replace his computer. Rick Dugan - a conscience JS69 - a smoking hot twenty-two-year-old redhead who he'll have to forego because she's too old for him. shadowcat - can't think of anything, man, you've already got it all ;-) TheeOSU - a complete outfit of University of Michigan Wolverine fan gear! TheeOSU II - Despite our rivalry, I will be cheering for OSU in this year's playoffs - Big Ten solidarity here. Plus, my younger daughter went to South Carolina, eliminating Clemson as the devil's spawn, and Bama because they're, well, Bama. tittyfag and juice in all their permutations - a freaking dictionary. Nina - me!!! Sorry about the quality of the gift ;-) Hotstuff69babi - ditto
• TheeOSU

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  8 years ago

  For ATACdawg, a lifetime supply of Puffs to dry his tears after the yeartly rivalry game losses. :D Dawg maybe you don't remember that I said I was concerned when Harbaugh was hired but a strong weasel team would be good for the Big10, I actually pull for your and other Big10 teams to have good years except not better than OSU. I want and think they will handle Fla St in their bowl game.
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Thanks, TheeOSU. I really appreciate the thought of the Puffs, but I'm a tough Michigan guy, so I'd prefer unscented, unlotioned Kleenex. ;-)
• TheeOSU

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  8 years ago

  LOL, noted.
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  For @Skibum, a copy of Obama's birth certificate: [view link]
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  For every single one of you: pic of my dick
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  I could use a gross or two of pics. Cellulose medium please...?
• footballguy

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  8 years ago

  For Gawker: a private jet with a pilot so he could fly down to Florida to see his ATF whenever he wants (assuming she she is living down there). For JS: weed, since that seems to be his favorite accessory when doing OTC. For Lap Dance King: I was gonna say those liquid lap dance pants but he doesn't need them. I'd get LDK added to the list of new words that get added to the dictionary every year with the definition along the lines of cumming in your pants during a lap dance.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Blow jobs for all
• footballguy

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  8 years ago

  For Lopaw: I'd pay for her to get an hour VIP with the dancer of her choice.
• bubba267

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  8 years ago

  Said tongue in cheek- Shadowcat - Tube of Polident VerybigDawg- Tube of Rogain Papi - Backbrace - have you seen the size of some of those mamas? JS69 - subscription to Barely Legal CrazyJoe - phone app to find closest McDs GoVikings - condolence card for football season Shailynn and myself - asbestos suit for starting and finishing this thread Txtittyfag, juice, and countless others - spell check
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  RandomMember, that Obama birth certificate is brilliant! Who knew that Obama's father was Osama bin Laden and his mother was Eva Braun? I guess we owe an apology to skibum609 since he apparently knew all along! I'm a little appalled that Eva cheated on Hitler. I thought she was classier than that! ;)
• bubba267

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  8 years ago

  I enjoy it.... just had to poke at all my favorite characters
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  @tittyfag:. A most erudite discourse. I'm glad the dictionary has already proven so useful! ;-)