What Would You Buy Your TUSCL Buddies for Christmas?

jestie214: the anti-depressants he is supposed to be taking. Gift certificate for a sense of humor transplant.

NinaBambina: better anti-anxiety meds. Gift certificate for a sense of humor transplant.

Spirit_of_Alucard--a S&W .357 Magnum revolver

Papi_Chulo--subscription to Ebony magazine

shailynn--free admission to Flight Club for life

Rickthelion/vulture/turtle--ticket to San Diego Zoo

JuiceBox69: A bucket of Colonel's extra krissspppaayyyeee

Viagra for all

SJG - an Etch-a-Sketch to replace his computer.

Rick Dugan - a conscience

JS69 - a smoking hot twenty-two-year-old redhead who he'll have to forego because she's too old for him.

shadowcat - can't think of anything, man, you've already got it all ;-)

TheeOSU - a complete outfit of University of Michigan Wolverine fan gear!

TheeOSU II - Despite our rivalry, I will be cheering for OSU in this year's playoffs - Big Ten solidarity here. Plus, my younger daughter went to South Carolina, eliminating Clemson as the devil's spawn, and Bama because they're, well, Bama.

tittyfag and juice in all their permutations - a freaking dictionary.

Nina - me!!! Sorry about the quality of the gift ;-)

Hotstuff69babi - ditto

For ATACdawg, a lifetime supply of Puffs to dry his tears after the yeartly rivalry game losses. :D

Dawg maybe you don't remember that I said I was concerned when Harbaugh was hired but a strong weasel team would be good for the Big10, I actually pull for your and other Big10 teams to have good years except not better than OSU. I want and think they will handle Fla St in their bowl game.

Thanks, TheeOSU. I really appreciate the thought of the Puffs, but I'm a tough Michigan guy, so I'd prefer unscented, unlotioned Kleenex. ;-)

LOL, noted.

For @Skibum, a copy of Obama's birth certificate:
http://tinyurl.com/gpm83xt

For every single one of you: pic of my dick

I could use a gross or two of pics. Cellulose medium please...?

For Gawker: a private jet with a pilot so he could fly down to Florida to see his ATF whenever he wants (assuming she she is living down there).

For JS: weed, since that seems to be his favorite accessory when doing OTC.

For Lap Dance King: I was gonna say those liquid lap dance pants but he doesn't need them. I'd get LDK added to the list of new words that get added to the dictionary every year with the definition along the lines of cumming in your pants during a lap dance.

Blow jobs for all

For Lopaw: I'd pay for her to get an hour VIP with the dancer of her choice.

Said tongue in cheek-
Shadowcat - Tube of Polident
VerybigDawg- Tube of Rogain
Papi - Backbrace - have you seen the size of some of those mamas?
JS69 - subscription to Barely Legal
CrazyJoe - phone app to find closest McDs
GoVikings - condolence card for football season
Shailynn and myself - asbestos suit for starting and finishing this thread
Txtittyfag, juice, and countless others - spell check

RandomMember, that Obama birth certificate is brilliant!

Who knew that Obama's father was Osama bin Laden and his mother was Eva Braun? I guess we owe an apology to skibum609 since he apparently knew all along!

I'm a little appalled that Eva cheated on Hitler. I thought she was classier than that! ;)

I enjoy it.... just had to poke at all my favorite characters

@tittyfag:. A most erudite discourse. I'm glad the dictionary has already proven so useful! ;-)