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Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Every Dog of a Club has its Day

This is the kind of club I really wanted to hate. I got dinged for $10 by the valet after parking my own car. Then was hit with a $5 charge on the way inside.…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

ATM was broken. The next-closest ATM was 1 mile away.

The club appearance seemed posh, but the management seemed extremely negligent. There was a shitty ATM that had a sign "out of order". I asked the bartender if I could get cash with my credit…

SOS Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Dance Bar

This is a small bar. A bit smokey, a bit dark, a bit grungy, but a great bar. Went there on a weekday night. Sat at the bar, watching a basketball game…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Slipping in quality?

The Playhouse has been one of my favorite clubs in the Midwest for quite sometime, but the last couple of times I visited it seemed to be less crowded, fewer dancers and lower in energy.…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Finally. A Quality Club in Austin.

One of the few clubs in Austin where I didn't feel like mailing in the review. I actually liked this club. Would go back. The main stage was backed by a video screen, which was…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Great contact lap dance

When I went in there was a guy checking ids in a little booth and we gave him a 5-10 dollar cover fee. They force you to buy a drink which is dumb because it's…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Nothing Going On

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by a…

Cabaret Sex Appeal

Montréal, Quebec

Good lap dance poor communication

This is a decent club offering a 15 dollar lap dance plus 5 dollars for the booth area where they give the lap dance. I asked for one lap dance thinking I was going to…

Cabaret Sex Appeal

Montréal, Quebec

Good lap dance poor communication

This is a decent club offering a 15 dollar lap dance plus 5 dollars for the booth area where they give the lap dance. I asked for one lap dance thinking I was going to…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Bambi

this club is hit or miss. Tonight not much going on with only about 4-5 dancers working. Beer prices a little steep and if you buy a lady a drink be prepared to feel like…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Mileage Isn't Everything

This club is an example of why TUSCL shouldn't be considered bulletproof. Landing Strip is overrated. It's not a bad club, it's just not on the same level as clubs it is rated as highly…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Surprise! Not Impressed.

Bit of a dive. Around 20 customers on a Tuesday afternoon. No real lookers, but the talent level wasn't a negative. Holes in the ceiling? The DJ was a little distracting since his booth was…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Yawn. Consistency is Good Only if it's Consistently Good.

Another lackluster visit to another lackluster Austin club. Very average. Yawn. Two stages going. Perfect 10 had the nicest looking group of dancers working, with Rick's a distant second among the three clubs all within half…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Overrated

Quite overrated. This place must have a charm that escaped me. I was there on dayshift, but not that early. Most of the customers were in a higher level area marked VIP, and I didn't…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Wild

This place is wild. Girls are super hot and high quality. Dances are a little pricey, but worth it. Good atmosphere. Was there at the same time a special event was…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hot girls but very rude!

Very nice looking club, parking lot very safe lots of lights, you can see the club from the interstate with all of the lights. Paid my door fee, went in and very bright for…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Saturday evening. 11-25 dancers

Went on a Saturday evening. The club is in LIC and has a nice decor although they charge a 20$ enterance fee. The club was relatively empty when I stepped in. Not many dancers or…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Best private dance area ever

I'd been to T2 twice before, but I've never stayed longer than a quick beer. It's always struck me as a place where regulars come to hang out with their regular girl. So much so…

Pussycats SW

Portland, Oregon

Solid

So I went here on a snow day, and was greeted at the door after a few minutes by a very slim, young, and attractive woman. She was very friendly and inviting, and she…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Was that a Fog Machine?

Had nice appointments in the club, but the lines of sight were pretty funky. There were only a few places to sit that gave a good view of all the stages. The girls rotated around…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Absurdly large

Tootsies: In a word leviathan. One can't grasp how absurdly large this place is. Parking lot is huge and free. I was talked into paying for the upstairs VIP, an extra $10 I…

Babes Showgirls

Austin, Texas

Avoid. Nothing to See Here.

This place will make many a customer uncomfortable. I didn't stay that long. The place was packed when I got there at around 2 in the morning. Had been to other clubs, and was really…

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Lie Detector

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?” Son: “Yeah.” Detector: “Beep.“ Son: “OK, OK, I was in a…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Cold. Too "classy" for it's own good.

Got here about 8:00 on a Friday night. Not many customers. Actually, I was the only one. There were about 15 dancers. Gradually, other customers filtered in, mostly older middle aged guys who seemed…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Drop by if Lapdancing

I've been to this club a few times. For Austin it was pretty good. Was not really that enthusiastic about the club scene in town. Surprisingly, San Antonio is a better option for strip clubs.…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not bad

Went back for an afternoon visit to monroes. About 15 dancers of all types. Young to old and then to not so thin. It is a dark place and it can take a few minutes…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another business trip and anothe stop to baby dolls

Once again I was lucky enough to get assigned to work in Dallas and that is all because of baby dolls! I always make sure to spend a night or two to destress with…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Few new faces

First return visit in many months and don't think I saw a single new face -- as someone else mentioned, the local red-hot economy may be discouraging newbies from going into an exciting new line…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Finally got a show at Dream House

So, after a failed attempt a few months ago when no one answered the buzzer, I finally decided to give this place another shot. You can read my reviews to see I'm a fan of…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Old in the tooth

This place is getting old. I went around 3 pm and there were 4 dancers. One sexy WOC and one Ussian an Eastern European and Dominican. So diverse in the respect. I got a $5…

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OT: College football playoffs.

Who you guys got tonight? I like Clemson. But seems like I'm usually wrong. So that means Alabama will crush them, lol.

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HOW RETARDED IS SJG?

So CrazyJoe is bumping 4 year old threads - personally I think it's funny a shit. This down syndrom motherfucker SJG is responding to all of them like they were posted 20 minutes ago. Get a fucking clue! Come…

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Hamilton Strip is closing

I read in the Hamilton Spectator that The Hamilton Strip may be closing. Is this definite? Is so do they have a closing date?

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Another disappointing visit to Cheeks

Started my Sunday afternoon quest at Blondies. In the past I have been lucky at Blondies for not much cash, other times, a complete waste of time. The bartender shorted me change from my twenty…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just Ok, but better choices nearby

Was in Vegas and looking to try out some different clubs. Had been to the Rhino before and really enjoyed it, but its just too damn expensive. I thought Cheetahs might be a…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

the quest continues

Not sure why we have to enter a title for the review when it doesn't appear anywhere? Anyhoo, the search continues to find an adequate replacement for my daytime visits to the now defunct Olympic Gardens.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Typical experience

Back in Vegas and back to rhino. I was in Vegas a few months ago and my rhino visit that time was ok. Back this week and had a much better time.…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Went here after looking at the...

Went here after looking at the talent at some other clubs on the Block and not being willing to lower my standards that much. At least Pussycat was doing two for ones on beer, so…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

First time back in here after...

First time back in here after about a six month hiatus. The lineup has almost completely turned over which is somewhat surprising, since Rob usually has a handful of regulars during the daytime.…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Went in on a Friday night. Only 3 girls in the place, none of which were dancing. Would not repeat.

I have never been here before, but was in the area so i decided to stop by. After paying the $20 cover, I walk in to see three girls and two customers just sitting…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good times on a Sunday

Bogarts has been described many times before so I will pass on the layout and such. Got here this past Sunday at around 1:00pm. I was the 4th customer there at the time.…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Better version of PM/Bishops

I was driving by the area and stopped at PM first. It was thursday afternoon after Christmas and before NYE. But the club was pretty much empty and no girls, so decided to check out…

PinUps of Palm Bay

Palm Bay, Florida

Not enough dancers nor mileage

I have reviewed this club once b/f thus will not describe the club layout details - for club layout details refer to my December 25, 2015 review. As a quick description Pin Ups is…

Little Daddy's Show Club

Kokomo, Indiana

Not a diamond... just rough

Every time I go back to Kokomo, I wonder why Little Daddy's still exists. There are plenty of strip clubs in town. Of course, the Hugger is generally the measure by which all…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Went there a few weeks back...

Went there a few weeks back after a disappointing night at Jr's in the BX. Parking can be a challenge At night, security is nice but a little too talkative. The cute ones show up…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora evening

Dropped by Pandora's again on a cold night. Parking lot had iced up from the recent storms we've been having. I was surprised that the lot was nearly full. Pay your $10…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

One of NJ's Best

The NJ bikini bar scene is not for everyone; but if you like it, then this is a pretty good example of this kind of place at its best. Club layout is great. (There's an…

Gossip

Melville, New York

Best on the island

So after hearing so much about this place from friends and radio ads my friends and I decided to check this out. This place is by the far the best strip club on the…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

A cool, divey sort of place.

I've stopped in here a couple of times when in the area on a Saturday afternoon. I really like it, for what it is. First off, the configuration of the place is quirky. Smallish…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

It is what it is.

I stopped in here one afternoon looking to relax and have some fun while on my through the area. I found the obligation to "check" my phone at the door to be kind of odd.…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Life Styles of the Rich and Famous

I was visiting Miami with a couple of friends and we ended up here in what for me is the wee hours. This place was an experience but it will cost you. I have been…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

Frat party!

So my frat brothers and I headed out for a boys weekend. We're from Jersey and we got a house in the Poconos for the weekend and this was the closest club. Definitely worth the…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Ahhhhh! Skank Hoes!

I was visiting a few of my friends in Sag Nasty, (If you don't know what that is, you are not from here and you should take your ass on home now) and I decided…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Another great night a VJAs

Upon entering the club I found my favorite girl was on Jasmine. Trista (a beautiful brunette) was also on along with McKenzie. But I was here to see Jasmine who always took great care of…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

What girls work here?

It continues to be nearly impossible to find out which dancers are working at this place. That is a huge negative, as the Aragon is located in Albert Lea and many of its customers…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Good not great

Came to niagra on a bachelor party a few weeks ago. Hit the bars and then came here to end the night. We tried to get into the sundowner next door but it was full…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Very Relaxed Club

This is a very relaxed club, a nice place to enjoy a few beers and see some nice looking girls. Two poles, but usually only one dancer at a time. There is also…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The first thing you notice when...

The first thing you notice when you enter the club is just how small it is. That's something you read in every review but you don't grasp it till you actually get in there. It…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

NEW CAMERAS?

I have reviewed this club several times. I still rate it positively but the girl who danced for me last week told me that there were new cameras and that the girls had been shown…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Afternoon Visit

Lately I have been stopping here just to wait out the traffic on 95 going into New Haven with no intention of getting dances, just because they are not worth it anymore for several reasons.…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

looking better

Okay, this review is from late December. I honestly don't know why I returned to blackjacks but I am glad that I did. I went in late afternoon. I was worried that I…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

looking better

Okay, this review is from late December. I honestly don't know why I returned to blackjacks but I am glad that I did. I went in late afternoon. I was worried that I…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First Visit Here

This was my first visit and honestly I'd visit again. This isn't my favorite club in the city but it's worth exploring more. The layout is mainly a very large bar which encircles a couple…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Not bad, not great

I can't say I had a bad time my last time there. It just took a while for things to heat up. There were probably 5-6 girls working, but only one that looked good. Was…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah

I was down in the Hallandale area - was heading over to Playhouse and decided to stop in to Cheetah to give it a shot. My last visit was a day shift - this…

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Larry is that guy..

Larry is that guy...if he moved to Denver, he would be telling everyone proudly that he is from California, while wondering why his tires are slashed, and he has a flaming sack of shit on his front porch, and nobody…

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Old timers and tats

Tats have often been discussed on here - most of us don't care for them especially the older guys. I was a teen in the 1980s and tats back then were not as popular and were mostly associated w/ either criminals…

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What happened to tumblingdice?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=295227

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Remember this fucker?

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=357015

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Crazyjoe

Dude - you're clogging up the board and fucking it up for everybody

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Atlanta Cheetah sexual law suits

This is a very long article. I find the dancer allegations hard to believe based upon my knowledge of this club. http://www.myajc.com/news/local/cheetah-dancers-allege-sexual-assault-top-atlanta-strip-club/6udoC3nhtw2JXJM9uzv3vJ/

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OT: My Escort G/F - Sometimes Stalking Pays Off - Part 2

Several months ago I wrote about an escort I was "stalking". To review, I got a Backpage crush on her from her adds, and was considering calling her to meet and fuck. As I did my normal "background check"…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Weekday visit to LD

Weekday visited around 8 pm. Not much was hapenning in the club. The stage was empty - just music playing and the girls huddled around a couple of tables in the back.…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

First Trip

Staying out by BWI and looking for something that was not on "the block" and decided upon Fantasies. Located in a very industrial area parking fenced in building easy to find via GPS.…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Worth a try at least once

I rarely frequent this club despite living only 10 mins from there. I arrived atound 130am on a Saturday night. They are open until 4am on Fridays and Saturdays. Be sure to bring a competitors…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Ok

Been living in Portland fo 14 years and always heard about the grandeur of the Acropolis. It's a bit out of my way but was in the area. $4 cover on a Tuesday? WTF??? I didn't take…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Alexia is the Goddess there.

I been partying for several years at this Club and I highly recommend to meet Alexia. She is a gorgeous Italian dancer, intelligent, fun, and her lap dances will blow your mind. She is so…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Generic Club

The general atmosphere is boring - some dancers are much better than others. When a good set comes on, you score. But this is a big tourist town; the value is extremely low. It's also…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Land of Disney

I landed late in Orlando and despite the reviews I figured I'd try Rachels out. As soon as I walked in a petite russian spinner attached herself to me and began the hustle. She was…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Okay club

The only other Sapphire strip club I visited before was at Las Vegas. It was great. I hoping for a similar experience but unfortunately it didn't even come close. The club itself was much smaller…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

When Not to Visit Bourbon Street Clubs

I'm going to give this club a pass. Got there about the time they opened during the noon hour, and right around the time one of the dancers walked in look in street clothes. She…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Where Were The Girls

and I took the evening off to go visit the club. I walked in there was only one girl. I found that really odd because I had called ahead to see if there were…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Sexy bartender

Sweet illusions was an overall good experience. Had a few 18-19 year olds working and several girls between 21 and 30. Most all of them were solid 8s and many were willing to take their…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Christmas havoc

I work out of state and was visiting family for the holidays. After a day of drinking for christmas we decided to go to a titty bar. It was one of the few places open…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Could be Timing, but if It's a Bad Time Don't have your Doors Open

I looked at some of the other reviews before writing this, so my experience doesn't seem to be the norm. However, if it's a bad time for your club to be open then maybe it…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

upper private vip room

So i came here a few weeks ago to check out the upper rooms. I've been to PW a few times and enjoyed (as much as one can with a chaperone) the VIP semi-private…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Had to visit rhino after hearing...

Had to visit rhino after hearing so much about it. I used limo service as mentioned by other folks. Picked me up after 20 mins, went thru back entrance and no cover , which was…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Great value for mileage

This club is in a strip mall but is a great strip club! Just a juice bar but it is worth your time if you find the right girl. I stopped in and…

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Stripper: There are many girls like Stacey

This article has some interesting info about the sex industry in Australia. It's a follow-up on the dancer Stacy who was found dead in a Melbourne strip club. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/stripper-there-are-many-girls-like-stacey/news-story/1a3889f04eed60898c752f990d0c93d3

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Fuck you, pay me

Why Marriage is a scam... https://youtu.be/qNQ2kV1OTPU

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If viagra commercials were honest

They would be like this... https://youtu.be/Kw3x3KiQznc

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If condom commercials were honest

They would be like this... https://youtu.be/BCGD3UjLFA4

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

A Great First Strip Club

As my first review and my first trip to a strip club , hopefully this review is good! Now the hours here are 7pm to 2:30am Mon-Sat. I came on a Saturday an hour after…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

The is Not the Lipstixx You're Looking For

For whatever reason, I decided to visit the French Quarter around noon for lunch. The place has strip clubs, so if they were there and open I walked in. Most of them weren't. This place…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

They say it's the best breakfast in town...

I'm not kidding. By all accounts the best breakfast is found at Uptown Cabaret. From what I've been told after 2am they have a breakfast buffet for about $10 that is out of this world.…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Christmas at Hustler Club

It had been about four months since my last visit to the Hustler Club. The place has been less than impressive my last few visits and I was reluctant to return. However, a…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Expensive but great time.

Was in NO for work last October and decided I needed to take one night out for some fun, it had been a few years since my last opportunity to visit a decent strip club.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Another fun time.

Decided to make a rare nighttime appearance during the week. As has been said, it is definitely more subdued during the week. More of an AA vibe the night I went. Still a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Saturday Night visit of Deja Vu Showgirls City of Industry

Visited Deja Vu at Industry on a Saturday night. The parking lot was full. I looked around and found a parking spot in the back. The parking was free. I came into the club before…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Visiting Clearwater

I was staying on Clearwater beach on a Thursday night. As before I was looking for Adriana but of course with no luck. I should mention how hard this place is to find. It is…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Satisfying Visit

Visited BML after a hiatus... same story with cover charge... things didnt change much... dark entry...sat and watched a few dances before eyes got accustomed. All new faces... was searching for Clover.. but didnt…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Pulled into Chicas on a Saturday...

Pulled into Chicas on a Saturday afternoon and as everyone has noted, the parking lot is ridiculously tight! I'm sure they've had their share of unreported fender benders here, with their small stalls and limited…

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What happens when you give a Texan Tannerite?

https://youtu.be/NxqTzBDNaCo

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Possibly The Hottest Mom/Daughter Trio Ever?

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/people-think-this-mom-and-her-daughters-are-sisters-and-we-can-see-why-200455054.html Those are some pretty hot babes, but there's a lot of plastic surgery going on with all of them.

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Chilli Palmer on RickyBoy

"Rick may be close to worthless as a human being, " Too funny!

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Nothing to see here

Old club been around forever - still the same. Average dancers, no touching, free food, reasonably priced drinks. Was in town visiting friends. Use to live in Chicago so this was like…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Dolls

Decided to stop by since it had been a really long time. Hadn't been stopping in due to the chance on management and price structure but I had time so what the heck. 3 dollar…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Some things never change

Had not been here since the summer and decided to see if they had improved the talent. Like going in the late afternoon. Got there about 5. Unfortunately talent was as bad as usual.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Review

Every time I go back to this place, they seem to have fixed it up a bit and it always seems like they have a lot more to do. I think some guys must…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lots of dancers, big upsell

I've traveled to Philly before and tried this place out, with mixed results, so I decided to give it another whirl. One thing I like about this joint is how roomy and spacious it…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

prettygood club

Pretty new to the area. I had an hour time to kill around the brockton area. Went on a thursday afternoon. Not too bad crowd for a weekday afternoon. Good lineup of dancers, my rating…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

It's Ok...

It's an ok club with decent parking and nice exterior look. Inside cover is $15, plus if you want a lap dance $5 for wrist band to get backstage. Dancers are ok, but sometimes there…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

wow

This was my third visit to this club and probably my last. First was exceptional, that was 2 years ago.....second was last year......ugg. This was really..... interesting. Club has been reviewed as to layout, the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A "Day Guy's" opinion

This is a place that I have come to frequently over many years. I go primarily in the mid afternoon. Fantasies is a large club with two bars downstairs and one upstairs.…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Slow start but turned up quickly!

I came to the club around 8p.m. Parking was sufficient small lot and not too difficult to get into or out of. Just off 65. The cover was $20, which for a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

New girls just don't get it...

As a out f town visitor a few times a year, I like to go to the Vu when in town. I have been going for the last 7 years. Things early on were great...…

Ciro's Place

Albany, New York

Ciros Dive Bar

Ciros is located on Broadway and has its own private parking lot which is fenced off. The place is small with a small stage on the right as you walk in. When I got there,…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Sunday visit

I was in St. Louis last weekend and after visiting pleasure palace, pink slip & bottoms up on Friday night I was planning to visit black magic Sunday night. Unfortunately black magic was…

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Top Floor of a Manhattan High Rise

Consider the following narrative as fictional: There are rumors that this high rise is owned by the President Elect Donald Trump. I ride the elevator to the top floor where there is a new strip club. I sit down…

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SJG and the DHS?

What do you guys think? Is SJG a potential domestic terrorist? Obviously he is a total whack job. Okay, so what you say. We have tons of whack jobs on this board. But what makes SJG different is his advocacy of…

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Obama thinks he and Trump are sort of opposites

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-obama-donald-trump-sort-opposites/story?id=44625090 Wonder where he got that idea? I thought they could be twins

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Sealing the deal

So you're been talking to a girl for maybe five or six weeks, but she hasn't given you the pussy yet. You didn't mind waiting in the beginning because the best things are worth waiting for, but now you're anxious…

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Multi-tasking

Some of you have mentioned that you've had strippers/civilians allow you to record on your cellphone while having sex with them. How do you multi-task this? I'm obviously assuming you have one hand on your phone while you're fucking her. To…

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Denver 2AMer

ADAMS COUNTY, Colo. (CBS4) – There was a heavy law enforcement presence investigating an overnight shooting at the Players Club on Federal Boulevard in unincorporated Adams County. The shooting occurred early Sunday morning. Surrounding businesses were blocked off with crime scene…

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2nd Reminder for 2017 that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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Does she really like me or is gaming me?

So there is a new strip club that recently opened about 25 minutes from me. I've gone a few times, twice with my buddy and once by myself. The new club offers 10$ dances on Thursdays to get business in…

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What is your top 10 list of celebrities that should pose nude in 2017?

I ran across this and thought it would be an ace topic for TUSCL! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6019443/top-ten-celebrities-who-should-go-nude-in-2017 I agree with all but I definitely agree with Emma Stone! I'd add Jennifer Lawrence. I know she's had nude photos, including some brilliant butthole photos, hacked…

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WHY STRIPPING IS A LONELY GIG

A lot of dancers have been writing about their experiences lately--with a level of literacy unexpected in lying, thieving whores. https://bullshit.ist/the-secret-world-of-strippers-f27a2d0640d#.efgrusno6

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Indy Update

Just want to confirm the following I'm gleaning about Indianapolis from recent reviews, since I might be headed in that direction in the next few months: 1. Brad's still seems to the best option, though it's nowhere near as good…

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Some stories to make you feel better about yourself

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/spenceralthouse/the-hurbly-gurblies-are-real

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Cheetahs Las Vegas !

Me and my new girlfriend from Vegas were gonna visit cheetahs when we're out there and were wondering how good the club is and if the girls are smokin hot And also my girl wants a threesome with the girls…

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Difference between Hot and Pretty

I see many girls both IRL and at the club that I would consider pretty some even downright gorgeous, but very few of them would I consider Hot, which in my vocabulary would be one of the highest compliments that…

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SCing Rehab : 60 days clean

What's the longest stretch that you never visited a club after becoming a PL?

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Meet The Miranda Lambert Songwriter Who Grew Up In A Strip Club

This is a great story and video. You have to watch the stripper mom telling her tale of her early life. "I spent my toddler years living in a strip club. During the 1970’s oil boom, The Red Dog was…

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Stripper

I want to be a stripper and I need to apply for it but I don't know how, I need help.

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Stripper

I want to be a stripper and I need to apply for it but I don't know how, I need help.

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ask about mileage/extras b4 the dance? reasking later after a no to mileage/extr

Short version: Do you ask for extras before the dance, and make it unconditional that she agrees or no LDs, and walk away if she holds her no? Do you get a LD, and physically find out her mileage, not verbally before,…

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Backpage Disclaimers

What percentage of backpage girls are really sex workers?

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Sly's Daughters

I don't follow Hollywood events, I ran across this link while reading various news stories. I didn't even know Stallone had daughters. They're all attractive, the 20yr old is gorgeous. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stallone-daughters-miss-golden-globe-gig-is-moment-960844?utm_source=Microsoft&utm_campaign=Syndication&utm_medium=The+Stallone+Daughters+and+Other+Secrets+of+Miss+Golden+Globe%3A+Past+Honorees+Tell+All

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Stripper gave me a business card.

After a series of private dance's had more milage on them than any other dance I have gotten in pittsburgh so far. She hands me a professional looking business card with nothing but her stage name and her phone number…

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ED drugs to party with

Anyone have thoughts on what the best ED drug to party with is? I hear good things about Cialis, not so great about Viagra, and almost nothing about Lavetra. Thoughts? Experiences?

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Cialis for fun

I hear great things about Cialis for guys that don't necessarily NEED it, but just want to fuck like they did when they were 22 again. That would be me. Anyone know of an online pharmacy to get some? If…

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An update to Daddillacs tale of woe

So my buddy is a partner in a law firm. I was telling him about this stripper from flashers and the story that you all have read. He asked what her name was and I gave it to…

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Offering at Lower Than Usual

Have any of you proposed a lower than usual OTC price with your recurring OTC stripper? Has the $$$ always fluctuated with your meetings? How did you ask?

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OT: Mass shooting at Ft. Lauderdale airport

So far, strip clubs seems to be safe spaces. There's this one old dancer at IRC whose tits are hard enough to stop a Winchester .306 round.

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Lilli on the treadmill

Enjoy heavy-hootered Lilli working out on the treadmill. Warning: big and bouncy natural knockers! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/lilli-treadmill-boob-bounce_41703.html (1:53) Vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Name: Lillian Faye (Lilli) Born: April 20 Seattle, Washington, USA Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: American Body Measurements: 40-26-34 Bra/cup size: 34G (75G)…

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I was very tempted to sign up on SW today thanks to...

Rick Dugan's hypocrisy. https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?214236-Customer-and-Dancer-Humanity/page6 Come on now, Rick. You post so much shit here about how it's nice to pursue desperate strippers on the last day of month when their rents are due. You hoped for more OTC opportunities in Florida…

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Believe it or not

A long winded but interesting read. WARS AND RUMORS OF SECRET WARS The more I read about trends in the new year, I shudder to think that when the curtain is raised on the world’s stage in 2017, the show…

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Hot Brunette in "Better Than Tinder"

I have recently admired the brunette in the "better than Tinder" ads on this site with the cute smile and perfect fake boobies. Her name is: TJ Hart (aka) Teagan Jade I haven't been able to find many links…

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New club in Las Vegas

The club that used to be sherries ranch has had signs on it touting "Girl Collection" for a few weeks. Yesterday I noticed additional signage for The Money Team, Floyd Mayweathers company and there was a bunch of workers putting…

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Favorite TUSCL tag lines?

Favorite short tag lines that founder has put at the bottom of the pages? Mine by far is: "Come back later, we just got here." Probably because I don't know how many times I've used a version of this (Just got…

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OT: reputable massage parlors

It's common knowledge that there are a lot of AMP's around the country that offer pahhynendings (whether just a HJ or all the way up to FS). I've never been to one myself though. I've gotten plenty of massages at…

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New reality show follows strippers as they lift lid on glamour industry

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-brother/575576/big-brother-biannca-lake-its-a-pole-life

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Atlantic City's strip club scene bares all

I don't know Atlantic city, and so others will have to comment on the accuracy of this article. http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/atlantic-city-s-strip-club-scene-bares-all/article_25419773-6dca-5146-84e8-486955525b3b.html

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Welcome to TUSCL: version.2017

* Dougster is finally bullying people again (finally welcome back) * txtittyfag vs txtittyfag. is getting old real quick, but there's a few laughs in there * Everyone misses Motorhead, some of us miss San_Jose_Gay * Lil Fishsticks still is working on his…

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At least she had sex with the guys before robbing them

http://caseyanthony.com/high-crimes/petite-blonde-went-home-with-guys-from-the-club-then-drugged-and-robbed-them/ Article is below (her pics are in the link). I don't like her at all in the gray hair but she like she might look pretty good with some makeup in the pic at the very bottom. Women are told…

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Juice?

http://asheville.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/want-to-visit-me-or-planning-a-trip-to-greenville-sc-big-surprise-call-ts-jackie/17161066

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Someone Knows She's a Stripper

Let's say someone who knows you or at least talks to you saw you out and about with a stripper (they know she's a stripper) and brought it up the next time they saw you. But let's say they…

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How long until Trump's Twitter account gets hacked?

And someone profits off the hacked Tweet... Donald Trump’s Twitter account is a security disaster waiting to happen - http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/05/donald-trumps-twitter-account-is-a-security-disaster-waiting-to-happen.html

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4 new articles posted

sometimes i feel like people forget about the article section of TUSCL get over there and start reading!! :-)

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I found Juice's the system suit

It is white and belonged to Kernan Sanders https://youtu.be/4q6HaudMPD4

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Uber Driver Saves 16-Year-Old from Traffickers

https://twitter.com/TheMovement/status/817092790475784192

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My wife the "Anti-strip cluber"

When I was young and before I was married, I went to strip clubs once in awhile. Guys don't go because we think we can find a date there, we go for the eye candy, period. Anyone who…

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Football is gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDgJJuyXHY

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Most unusual nonsexual thing you've ever done with a stripper in the club?

There is a topic about stripper gifts that got me to post this topic https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=47294 Back in the early 1990s I worked at an electronics wholesaler/distributor and gave a stripper a GameBoy for Xmas. That's the only gift I ever bought a…

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Suggestions for reputable in-room stripper agency in Vegas?

Heading to Vegas later this month and have been to clubs with the Mrs. We plan to go to more but she mentioned an interest in watching a girl-girl show. I'm not sure that would be something she…

Tijuana

Tijuana beats Chicago.

http://www.ibtimes.com/tijuana-homicide-rate-2016-mexican-murders-hit-record-high-2470015?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Fifty strippers and pole dancers stop traffic in Taiwan as they perform at the f

Now I know what I want my funeral to look like. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2534434/fifty-strippers-and-pole-dancers-stop-traffic-in-taiwan-as-they-perform-at-the-funeral-of-senior-government-official-renowned-for-loving-a-good-party/

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Heartless response of strip club owner’s family after British dancer Stacey Tier

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2531670/heartless-reponse-strip-club-owner-stacey-tirney-found-dead/

Why Top Strip Clubs Have Gone Downhill -- and why it will continue

We've all seen these same bitchings and moanings showing up more and more often in the reviews of Top 20 TUSCL clubs over the last few years: "HAS GONE WAY DOWNHILL!!!", "WAY PAST ITS PRIME!!", "MUCH BETTER 3 YEARS AGO!!" As a business traveler and frequent patron of most of the top strip club cities (Detroit, Houston, Miami, NYC, Dallas, Phoenix, etc) I have noticed it too. It seems like there are much less 8s, 9s, and 10s than there were say 3-5 years ago. What's going on? I'm going to be very clear: the hottest girls have been leaving stripping for webcamming or getting their sex-entertainment start in webcamming, bypassing stripping altogether. I would challenge…

Making it Rain Research

There has been quite a bit of discussion the last several months about “Making it Rain”. I have never understood the practice so I decided to conduct some research. While I do witness it occasionally, the practice isn’t very prevalent in the clubs I prefer to frequent. To increase my exposure, I went to a few clubs I wouldn’t ordinarily visit. It still seems moronic and I don’t think I could imagine myself being drawn to participating in this act, but through observation I got a glimpse into the psyche of those who do. Here is a recount of the types of practitioners I witnessed and my read of each. I did see each…

Best Songs I've Seen Girls Strip To

Stripping is more than just taking off clothes and provoking pleasure centers. There's an art to it; the wrong song can kill the mood. The right song can make an already sexy dance even more erotic. Here are a selection of songs I've seen, firsthand, that turned into some really extra-sexy performances on the part of the dancers who chose them. Ginuwine - "Pony": This one is kind of a given. A '90s R&B staple that features a hip-gyrating groove and is pretty much a single-entendre about getting down and dirty. "Ride it-my pony!" Suffice it to say, any dancer worth her salt can definitely make the most of this one. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Heads Will Roll": I once saw a…

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Juice ordered a pizza...

The waitress asked him if he wanted it cut into 6 or 8 pieces. "I'm pretty hungry" said Juice, "better make it 8"

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Shailynn and Juice went fishing......

Juice said he knew a great secret fishing spot. Shailyn asked if it was truly secret. "sure!" said Juice, "ask anyone!"

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Juice was walking downdown.......

when a guy coming around the corner carrying a baby grandfather clock bumped into him. "Hey!" yelled Juice, "why don't you wear a wristwatch like everyone else!"

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Shailynn and Juice were hungry...

Shailynn mentioned a fancy restaurant downtown "Nah" says Juice, "nobody goes there anymore, It's too crowded".

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Did you ever...

Did you ever try to argue with a boner?

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Stripper rubbing her stiletto against me !

I was in a good strip club in New York Tonite and during the lap dances I told her that I liked her big heels she had on so she eventually started rubbing her heeled show against my hard cock…

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VinceMichaels Owes an Apology To TUSCL

For lying about military service in Vietnam. You let us know when you're ready to apologize Vinceygirl.

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Daytona

Will be in Daytona tomorrow night and it seems all the clubs there get mixed reviews. Any suggestions?

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Looks Like Georgemicrobrain and MisterDouche Are Now Homosexual Lovers

Make sense. They have alot in common being mindless Libertarians and Randroids. And they are both old and stupid. And, no georgiegirl, wish as you may this is not an invitation for you to suck my cock. As much you want…

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Don't be that guy...

I was speaking to one of my ATF the other day and she seemed disappointed about the lack of energy from the crowd. (Mind you she is a real entertainer on stage.) And I have to agree as well. I've…

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Must Be A Better Way

The women want life long monogamy. Even if they say otherwise, most will still want it. The men find that to be horrid. I certainly did. So some on TUSCL say that women are for knowing only for 60min. There must…

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Flashers reopens in Sandy Springs(Atlanta)

SANDY SPRINGS, GA -- A Sandy Springs strip club closed last month due to various code violations is back up and running. Flashers at 6420 Roswell Road officially reopened its doors on Friday, Dec. 30, said City Attorney Wendell Willard. The…

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A big something "extra"

I think I've been seeing my CF (I'll call her "Angel") for about a year at a local club. She works the earlier shift which finishes up around 6 or 7pm. My first VIP experience with her was…

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Two girl lapdance

I have heard on here from many people that doing a two girl lap dance is not the worth the money, it's too cramped, the girls spend more time on each other than you, etc. That being said. Is there anyone…

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Newbie Here, Question About Extras

Hi all, total SC newbie here, just got my VIP status, and happy to support the community. So I've never been to a strip club before (though in my mid 30's), and I read a lot about extras at the…

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Stripper gifts

I just got back from an extended vacation and I was wondering if anyone else got a Christmas gift from a stripper. I got a very nice, and thoughtful (personalized) present from one of…

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What clubs do you know NOW that girls are either giving ITC or OTC in the DMV

It's been a while since I had any extras in the club. The last time I got FS was at EI b4 the major makeover it was last summer of 16' and it was a Friday around 4pm when doors…

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best OTC hotels near Miami Tootsie?

Going for business next week Miami and have pleasure try Tootsie for first time. I notice location of Tootsie quite far from anything. Cannot walk to, must take the Uber and it can be long Uber ride from Miami…

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Man arrested at Austin strip club after stealing $135K Mercedes from dealership

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/01/03/man-arrested-austin-strip-club-stealing-135k-mercedes-dealership-police-say

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JOHNNY MANZIEL MAKES A COMEBACK ... At Miami Strip Club

http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/03/johnny-manziel-strip-club-money-phone/

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Mons Venus

Are any of you regulars at Mons Venus or go there at least a couple of times per year? I am asking because it has been about a year since I was last there and may have business in Tampa…

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OT: Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson just had her first child at 50 - at first I was wondering why a woman would want to have her first child at that age when she had plenty of time to do it b/f and had…

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Sorting discussion topics

I received an email today that one of my discussion posts was commented on. Nothing unusual there, except the post was made nearly three years ago (April 2014). How do you thumb through the discussion posts here? By date or by…

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Why do we have the worst Trolls on the internet?

They sound like mental retard parrots Meanwhile Juice is cleverly trolling BP and CL ads with hilarious results

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OT: Taking Risks

My first off topic thread, but figured for guys who'll spend regularly on strippers, escorts, etc. might be interesting. So, young or old, do you wish/want/continue to take risks in life? Particularly financial risks, whatever the undertaking may…

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Clubbing plans for 2017

Having spent too much money (over $10K) and time (at least twice a week through October) on strippers last year, I'm planning in 2017 to: * visit a strip club or, occasionally, do OTC once every week or two instead of…

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club employees gettin some.

you ever wonder... because especially at one club i frequent a lot... lots of hugs between dancers and the staff... what else is givin between dancers and staff???

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New Year.......New LIST of VILE ATTACK DOGS

The late Alucard, may he rest in peace, did a major service to this board by pushing back against the ILLITERATE, the HATERS, and the VILE ATTACK DOGS. One of his tools was his list of ASSHOLES and I hope…

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How much spent in 2016

I might have spent around $2800 in strip club visits in 2016. This is the first time I spent this much for LDs. This may exceed in 2017. How about you guys?

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More topless goodness from Courtnie Quinlan

More bare boobage from Courtnie, my favorite English/St Lucian hottie: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/01/courtnie-quinlan-topless-britty-brunette-goodness (10 photos, 6 of which are topless)