Was that a Fog Machine?

Had nice appointments in the club, but the lines of sight were pretty funky. There were only a few places to sit that gave a good view of all the stages. The girls rotated around all of them, so for some that won't matter. I prefer to see as much as I can when I first walk in so I can decide how much time to spend.

The place was pretty full for a weekday, and the regulars were camped out in all of the good locations for foot traffic. There were some tables free over by where the dancers walk in and out of the dressing room, but there is also bar area with a gauntlet of regulars that draws stripper love that basically turns the dancers' backs to the main stage area. The club is going to make its money anyway, so they probably don't if the staging is a little out of whack. I really should have just left when the girls were flittering back and forth between the locals, but there was one dancer I was trying to get a closer look at. Two actually, but one of the two I got a pretty good read on as she walked by trying to ignore the room.

Two dancers eventually dropped by on their own. One of them told a pretty hilarious joke about why the blonde went to church, and the other I inadvertently made eye contact with trying to get a look from the other dancer who I`ll get to later. So when the second dancer came I saw her body first, which wasn't bad but not my normal taste. When she sat down, though, she had a pretty face. Like a cross between Winona Ryder and Jena Malone. She was also funny, being that she didn't seem to be a fan of the club. There is also a Perfect 10 in San Antonio, which I've been to, and it is basically a nice looking club with dive bar talent. The Perfect 10 in Austin is better looking with better looking talent. What made it funny, though, was hearing the dancer say that Perfect 10 in SA was ghetto and that her home club back in the Midwest made the Austin P10 seem average. It would have been awkward for me to say I could probably name 100 clubs better than the one I was sitting in, so I just nodded along.