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He's too good for most of these strippers

I was talking to this young guy in the strip club yesterday. He says he's a strip club regular. He likes lapdances, but he refuses to buy dances from girls he views himself better looking than. He only get dances…

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How about some proofreading

From a recent review: "She has nice curves snd used a dcarf to rund out. Ionly been once." It's perfectly acceptable to read what you wrote and correct errors before submitting your review. It's not cheating at all.

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I'm so over this election

You guys are a bunch of children, this election is over it's Trumps to get right or wrong. All of you on the Right hope it goes well stop with this endless baiting. All of you on the left the…

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Black folks protesting = riots. Right-wing thugs committing hate crimes = good c

Fucking Nazi hypocrites!

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I like em small and perky.

http://williamhogan.tumblr.com/

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I love how literal conservadudes are! They so give me the lulz.

Lemme give ya' some truth conservadudes Y'all be frickin' hilarious. HI-lar-EEE-ous! I make up some shit to poke Dougsta and y'all write a frickin' dissertation tryin' to refute me! And the best part is how much they get that's factually incorrect!

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Stacey Poole

What say ye? I say she has a perfect body but a bit of a butter-face. First some stills: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/11/stacey-poole-leather-striptease (22 photos) and then some vids: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/a-patriotic-stacey-poole-unleashes-her-breasts_84280.html (2:57) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/behind-the-scenes-with-stacey-pooles-boobs_89109.html (3:11) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/stacey-poole-makes-a-great-gift_88166.html (3:00) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/stacey-poole-shows-off-her-amazing-mammaries-at-the-beach_82144.html (2:57) Finally, as usual, here are her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Born:…

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The Perfect Boobs that make you LDK

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM9L7KYgo2B/ If not then your a homo

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Hey NotaDoctorPhil (aka DoogieDumbass), I don't want a European-style parliament

Chinese democracy rox! American "democracy" sux!

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Does this Inspire you to go to the gym?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM178BXjxwr/ She doesnt have a gym partner...

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Running Hot !!!!

Another $30 final table cash ! Smaller field of 72 I believe....cashed $130 in #6 First took $550 I think https://www.instagram.com/p/BM9F2TAAYEA/

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Actual on topic discussion: Considering short Ft. Lauderdale vacation

I've been to Florida but no further south than Tampa-St. Petersburg. I know I can read reviews but some of you have direct experiences. Details not necessarily needed if you don't want them out there for all to see, but…

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Inside the Warped Female Brain--Dating a Stripper

Now you can address your questions about dating a stripper to a call-in show instead of TUSCL. http://www.waaf.com/media/audio-channel/inside-warped-female-brain-dating-strippers

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SCORES™ Strip Club to launch Sports Bars nationwide.

For $2000 a month, a sports bar can rebrand itself with the Scores name. (The bar does not become a strip club). Is any bar owner this stupid? http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/3148354

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Penthouse Club

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM8XDKUD17H/ What shift does she work on ? Damn !

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Good time

I went there with a buddy late at night, probably around 3 am at that point. When you walk in you pay the door lady, but we got free entry passes from outside a bar…

Mettler's Bar & Restaurant

Mankato, Minnesota

Quick dinner

Stopped in on the way thru town from a business trip. They had 2fers during happy hour and no cover which was really nice. Ordered a taco pizza and the food here is…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

One great trip

One Friday me and a few friends were coming back from Atlanta and decided to stop by Sammy's. It was one of the best strip clubs I've ever been in it had great music, the…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Running a cold streak....

So, while I'm encouraged by the previous reviewer that maybe I just hit a bad couple of days (one Saturday and one Sunday since my last review) I'm a little concerned by a downturn in…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Typical Vegas trip

I went here with two buddies on Friday night. We took the complementary limo to the club. Tip the driver $20 and he seemed happy. We otherwise did not have to pay covered to…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Ricks

I used to be a regular visitor last year. Girls are friendly . Management is strict but Ok as long as we are in control. Visited recently on a sunday evening to celebrate my friends birthday. Mandatory coat…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Still one the top clubs in Vegas

Had a chance to visit Spearmint Rhino in September of this year. The quality of dancers is still superb, although Saturday nights can feel like a meat market with the crowd consisting of lots and…

Pinky's Cabaret

Salt Lake City, Utah

Don't waste your time

It's a crumby little dive bar at the edge of South Salt Lake that for some reason charges very high prices for drinks. First arriving you'll notice the parking lot is full of pot holes,…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Turn off before highway

Hello All, This week Wednesday I went here. It was about 9;pm. Like many others, I missed the turn off and went into thr highway. The club is just off to the right side.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

WATCH OUT!!

I had some free time to kill on a Friday afternoon so I decided to stop back in here after an uneventful trip to Lustys. I love the selection of girls here there's something for…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Rest of the Story

Spoke about Club Desire previously and noted that it is my destination 90% of my trips to Providence. I thought I'd fill in the rest of the story on the second and third floors of…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Golfer's Paradise

I've been to Masters during spring and fall golf weekends with the boys. The place, obviously, caters to the tourists (golfers). You have to sign in, I'm always Bobby Orr, and then you enter a…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

C-moo

C-Mowes is off the highways a little bit, located in a bad area of Washington Park. The parking lot is acceptable, so I thought I would give this club a shot on an extended lunch…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Surprisingly impressed

Went to Fannies on a whim last Friday and was impressed. This may become my new "regular" spot. It's not in a great location or overly impressive from the outside but pretty decent layout inside.…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Afternoon visit

Had time to kill before catching a plane. Went to Whiskey in early afternoon. Nice place, clean. But the stage is set far back so you really don't get that nice view.…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

jolar peep

Recently made my second visit to Jolar in SD on an early Sunday afternoon. I like that there ia parking behind the building. As others have noted, you pay a buck to an attendant sitting…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Friday afternoon

Stopped by ona Friday afternoon. I was the sixth customer. The number remained steady for the hour and half I was there. There was an AA dancer on stage. A litle…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I guess I'm used to Atlanta

So I've been meaning to talk about my visit to Archibald's. It's the first gentlemen's club I've visited outside of Georgia. It was after a night of bar hopping with friends. The guy told is…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Two dollar Tuesdays

I stopped in here on my last trip to Vegas I walked over from Treasure Island and had a free entry coupon. Door goon wouldn't let me in with coupon and asked for…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Dive-y goodness

Strong drinks. One stage, two small lap dance areas with semi-see though curtains; not a ton of privacy. Dances are $20 per song, dancer can touch you a bit but pretty much no to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

The slippery slope

I returned once again to the HSC. I don't really know why I keep going back, I can only guess that I want to relive some of the past experiences I have had there. Once…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Good looking girls

I have been there a couple times now and it is usually a pretty good time. They seem to have around 7- 10 girls working atleast when ive been there and generally all the girls…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

needs pretty serious refresh

I had been out of town for a few years, and wanted to hit Treasures when I had a moment. I sort of wish I hadn't. They appear to have replaced some of the furniture,…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Good enough for Charlotte!!!

First let me start with, if you like nude or any better dances... You are better off going to Greeneville. Clubs in Charlotte are dry and nothing much to expect here. However having said that,…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

They are here to please

I haven't been to this club in a while but little has changed. Always a few girls thar good looking, many AA. They are friendly at the bar which is large for a club.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dayshift return

I returned to the dayshift today after about 3 months off doing other things. It was good to get back. There has been some turnover at the club but most everything seems the same. Casey…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I do not know why I...

I do not know why I continue to visit this club when in town. DC has to have the worst rules for clubs but yet I still go. There is no question the girls are…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Pretty good!

I've been going to the Foxy Lady in Brockton for a while now so I decided to stop by the RI location while passing through Providence. This was about a month ago so I forget…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

monetary value

my review is based on the fact lots of questions are being asked how far your money will go here....one thing to be aware of is the majority of spanish dancers will charge $40 per…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Back at Dayshift

First time coming back to the Inn in a while. They recently went back to their 3pm to 10 pm day shift. They also raised the price of a dance to $7 a song. The…

Concepts Lounge Covington

Covington, Kentucky

It is ok nothing great

Went here on a Saturday night. The place is pretty old and run down but everyone theee is friendly. I would say best quality dancer was a 5. They want money for drinks…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

New girls at mickeys

Stopped by kickeys and found four girls working. Two were new there. Didnt remember their names but they were good looking. Not as hot as chasity, who never offers extras, but i wouldnt turn away…

Novelty Lounge

Oneonta, New York

Go while college is in session

The bar is setup like a go go bar... The stage is tiny behind the bar tender. Watched a few near misses swinging around the pole and a high heel to the bartenders head.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Went last night

This is what, my 4th visit? Getting to know the routine. Park at Jack in The Box, Use the old gate on the East side. Walked across quickly. I have a work…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

Pack It In

Pack It In I was working in the Scranton area and decided to give this club a shot.As you can see from my last review 8 months ago that not one other review has been…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Maybe just the wrong time of day

Visited mid afternoon during the week and thought I would grab a quick drink and let the traffic clear out. Came in and I was the only customer and the one dance stepped onto…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Asian dancer

It was a random Tuesday night when I arrived at centerfolds. Audience was sparse so as soon as walked in, strippers eyes were on me. They don't serve alcohol but I figured I would make…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Visit

I visited VIPS twice this past month, the second time was a Friday but it was packed so I walked in and left right away.The first time was a Tuesday and there was a good…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

If you lust after smelling like a 90 year old ashtray, this is your spot

OK, after hearing about this place from those who like high mileage I decided to give it a try on a Saturday night. To begin with I almost got a ticket coming off the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Best Strip Club In California

This is the place to be if your looking for a rad ass night. I rate this club the best in California, not only are the girls high quality but so is the venue. I…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Slightly above average

It's a convenient location, in the shopping district at I-29 and 41st St. A little hard to spot the first time you go. In a small strip mall, no big neon lights.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

visit

I haven't been in this area lately but was passing through on a Sunday afternoon so figured why not stop in. I think I have only been there on a Sunday once before. Anyway, I…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Shooters

I made one last stop in to Shooters before moving out of town. Shooters is fine for what it is, but not in any way a destination club, so this was most likely my last…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

After my failed attempt to visit...

After my failed attempt to visit Rachel's I stopped in to check out Scores. I haven't been here in years, and someone definitely spent a lot of $ on renovating the building since it's…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Two years ago, Cheeks was probably...

Two years ago, Cheeks was probably my favorite club anywhere. It's still my favorite club in the local area, but that's not saying much. The club is still a good value (every girl I talked…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Parkway

I just moved to town and wanted to check out one of the local clubs. I knew going in not to expect any nudity, but since I'm originally from San Diego, that's not such a…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Orlando sucks

Went here after a late evening with a couple of friends and it was not worth it. Orlando already sucks because you cant really touch the girls and get lap dances but this place is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

1st Trip out to Symm

So a co-worker of mine is getting married so we decide to take him to Synn for his pre bachelor party, kinda a far drive for me being out in Industry, but i'm down for…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Laid back

This is where I go when I just want to unwind after work. The girls are cool. They don't just come up asking for dances or drinks. The just come to talk and chill. Drinks are not…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Fun afternoon

Stopped by here last Sunday afternoon about 1pm. Things were pretty quiet with only about 15 dancers working- most in the 5 to 6 range with a couple of 7-8's I had a…

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zipman68's Brain is Made Out of Shit!

If any disagrees with this please post here.

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Xie xie President Xi!

欢迎来到我们光荣的解放者

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If you plan on moving to Canada..

https://youtu.be/SrSWTcP-GmU Here is a little inside info from a Canadian

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Trump Evicts Family!

Such a terrible man! http://www.imagebam.com/image/983bc0515402502#

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Babs at 74

https://www.yahoo.com/news/barbra-streisand-poses-pantless-for-w-magazines-december-issue-220903574. I know a few won't for various reasons, but I'd do her. Nothing like a rich oldie but goodie Would you do her ??

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Open Thread Re: Talking Shop v. Playing Dumb--and the Relative Advantages and Di

Do you think it works better to keep one's knowledge of strip clubs and how they operate close to the vest, or to let on that this ain't your first rodeo. I think the latter method, while potentially helping one…

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Lap dance - $20 and a bag of Cheetos.

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/11/17/suspected-prostitute-busted-after-demanding-50-and-nachos-from-undercover-cop/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Final Table !!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM6-IofAbNq/ Wish me luck guys I entered a $30 MTT online on America's Card room and I'm the chip leader on the final table Already locked up $100 ish Chance to win $2,000 Wish me luck

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Why these schedules for dancers

Usually the schedules are like Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday Or Wednesday,Friday

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Weekly club visits

Currently this week I've been to this one strip club Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. I'm debating going there again today. Dancer quality has been on fire this week. What's the most number of times/days you've ever been to the SAME club…

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My conversation with a dancer

Dancer: "What do you do in your free time?" Me: "I stalk hot young women." Dancer: "Really? I enjoy walks in the park or going to the movies with friends." Me: "I know."

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Disappointed

Was a very underwhelming visit this past Saturday night. Was in the area with some time to kill so I thought I would stop in for a drink or two and a lap dance. Prices…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Quality

Rolled in at about 430. No cover and no one at the door. Sat down near the third stage, closest to the bar. Super dark. Was sitting for about 5 minutes and the waitress came…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

quick visit to see the early evening later afternoon scene

So I decided to stop by and checkout PTs and see what girls work the day to evening shift. Their was only one stage being used and at most 1 to 5 dancers…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Not worth it

First time to a club in NC. Door fee was $15. Beer around $5. Went and day down in the stage area where they have a bunch of tables and chairs with padded arms. Stage…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time in a year

I was back in Las Vegas for vacation for my friend Steve's birthday. We enjoyed ourselves last year and he really wanted to go back. e arrived about 6 PM and the cover charge is…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time here in two years

Steve and I wanted to check out another club and we got some discount coupons for it. They allowed a $15 cover charge. We were asked to get one $4 soda as well. That is…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Not bad

Pretty good strip club drinks not too bad. Had a great time with some friends will go back. Dancers were of different variety and enjoyed the selection. The outside doesn't look inviting however the inside…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Need to go later

I've been a couple of times, but almost exclusively on a Saturday between 3-6. No cover until 6:30 (I think) but club has been empty with maybe 1 or 2 patrons and at max, 4…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Didn't remember that I'd been here before

So, this is one of those experiences where you don't think you've been to a club before but as soon as you drive up to it you realize that you have. Such was the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I keep coming back here

This was my third visit to this club. I keep coming back hoping that my next visit work be as great as the first. It never is, but it's worthwhile every time. On my first visit,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Foxy Lady review

With nearby Alex's closed during the daylight hours since its renovation, I headed to Foxy Lady. It's not a jewel, but it is very good and decent club with plenty of parking.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids By Accident

I was recently in Phoenix for the Hawks--Cards game and some much needed R n R. So after the 6-6 overtime tie, we had lots of time to kill. What did the…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

$10 Dances on Sunday

Second time here, visit was on a Sunday around 7pm. $10 dances topless dances until 10pm and then it's $20 per dance after. Nude dances $30. Paid $10 entry with plenty free parking, and the people…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Ahhhhhh - the Church - so nice

Have reviewed this club before. Numerous reviews discuss the layout. This is a nice club, probably one of the nicest environments that I have been in for a strip club. Came in the front…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

the club can be enjoyable, but it depends on who you end up meeting.

the club structure has been well documented on this site. everyone who has read the previous reviews is aware of the club aesthetics. they do not change at all. the only gripe i would have…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Nice club with potential

Came here after bar hopping at some spots near the area. The club has a really nice layout with water on the sides of the stage where I was told people could actually swim…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Fuck you jackie

Well I had a better time than expected based on the dancers. There is a valet. $5 I think. Upon entry, $7 cover and walk through metal detector and pat down. The set up is…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Great place to visit

Work had me in Peoria and I had time to kill. Tried another club first but was disappointed there. Found CC. Very nice place with lots of dancers. Great mix of…

SexWorld

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A fun and unique experience.

This is one of Minneapolis' larger sex toy stores. Well lit entrance, however you're left with only street parking in downtown. They have something for everyone. Plenty of different varieties of toys for…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Girls stop going, customer watch out it s dirty

First of the place is filthy, broken neons, the smell, the gum collection under the bar, when you tell it to the employee the simply don't t give a…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

..

this is my 1st tim coming since some of the changes previously mentioned so let me give you the skinny the club now opens at 3pm.. that's when dancers start arriving. they start letting people in…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Stopped by Monday for a few beers. Plenty of girls but not a lot of customers.

Apparently a lot of new girls have been hired here. The majority were black but a few new white girls as well. Seems there are a lot more girls than guys lately because…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

The Best of Fort Worth

I have been going to this club on and off for a while, the club is worth every dollar. It is very rare to say that about any club except a few clubs in other…

Eros Station

Van Nuys, California

Come here if you have a lot of extra cash.

I actually have not been here for years and decided to stop by after visiting a nearby strip club. To get in is $100. $50 to the house and $50 to the girl. Once inside…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday late afternoon visit

I stopped by Little Darlings at about 5 PM on a Friday. The place was almost dead that early. I was one of only two patrons there. The upside to that is that they were…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Best in DC, better elsewhere though

Let me just say I've been here a few times in the past but it had been a while since I have visited. The DMV in general is terrible with strip clubs especially if you've…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Yuck

Hit Cedar Rapids for the first time ever, and based on reviews, decided to check out Woody's. I don't know what you guys are smoking, this place sucks. I got there around 10 pm and…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Better than Nothing

After a horrible experience at Woody's, I decided to give Lumberyard II a chance. I've been to the one in Des Moines, and I kinda don't care for it. Plenty of cute girls, but they…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

highly satisfying experience on First Visit

November 16th, 6:00PM - 2:00AM About myself: I am from India 6 ft, 180 LBs, Brown skinned. Currently live in Bay Area. I have been Strip Clubs in SF, Vegas and New york. I was visiting San Diego…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Review

There were a lot of girls there when I arrived around 10 PM but around 11 PM, half of them went home and the choices got a lot less interesting. I didn't like this…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Best on Burbon Street

Ricks was the second club we went to on Saturday night. The first was a total disappointment. There were a decent number of girls, some better looking but most were average. We…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket Dayshift great selections

Have been to the Criket for day shift in the past to get a quick drink. I wish I was more prepared this time. The Selection of dancers was top notch. Just…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Landing Strip

The Landing Strip is in a safe neighborhood in the lower class suburb of Romulus, which is also home of Detroit Metro airport. The club has valet parking. I arrived about 3PM and got a…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Not a bad use of an evening

I find Atlanta real hit and miss, some great clubs and some that really belong in a pile in the middle of nowhere. From the look of the area I was expecting the latter,…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

dropped by on a monday night...

dropped by on a monday night on my way home from work, was probably about 10pm. i've frequented showplace quite i bit, so i walked in and chatted with the bartender a bit since…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

PortHole Pub

So, as a diligent TUSCL'er, I've been keeping up with reviews of this club and hadn't stopped by recently due to the changes that had been noted. I found myself in the area and…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A good time

I got there in the evening. It was a $7 cover charge. Beer was $7 with tip. There were probably 15 or so girls total, but many of them were still in…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

First time here, nothing special

Well was in town for business and figured I would try to find a club to stop in, and dropped the $5 cover and had a beer , watched a few attractive dancers, but did…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

I found the Treasure!

I visited this club for the first time on a Wednesday night. I frequent their sister club in North Carolina and one of their dancers told me to check this place out if I was…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Average Club

Got to Miss Kitty's shortly after lunch on Tuesday. Lot was ok. Lots of room to park. Highway is right there for a quick entrance/getaway. $5 cover to get buzzed in. I'm not…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Alright dancers all above average look or body

Dancers here are all nice looking face with average bodies or swap that. So better than some other places I've been. A couple of the girls have both going on. Watch out for lap dance…

Miceli's Corner

Harrison, Michigan

Wouldn't return

Stopped here on my way through and it's definitely nothing like the clubs I'm used to. The girls are all heavy or the one or 2 that aren't are stuck up and don't talk to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Much Hype, Not Deserved

Visited on Thursay night. Disappointed in no TVs, no bar and costly cover $20. The girls actually have to pay to play music which is very disappointing. I think this place would be MUCH better…

Mona's Ranch

Elko, Nevada

Great Place

Mona's and its sister club Inez's have been making some great progress over the past few years in creating a welcoming and safe environment. The line up of women range from okay to stunning, but…

Slow night midweek but good dances

Visited the Lido rooms on a Wednesday around 10pm. As usual you need to show your invite on your smartphone to the bouncer, and you get directed to the back of a bar. Being a…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Now called Centerfolds

I have been going to Hilton Head for 15 years and have a condo on the island 5 minutes from this club. I never knew there was a club in Hilton Head. I was in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

downhill

Due to the scrubs recent review, I was inclined to return to after a few week hiatus. Went in on Tuesday night, it was pretty busy when I arrived and emptied out closer to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good experience..will go back.

This is the second time visiting Scarlett's. First experience was good but the scond was much better. Paid a small door cover and then i believe $10 private room access charge. No alcohol…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Great time

Had an event in Austin that started on a Sunday evening. Landed around noon and got to the club by 1. Its only a couple of miles from the airport. Paid 5 cover and walked…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Big booty girls = good time

I went to babes a few weeks ago to check out some of those big booty dancers and I wasn't disappointed. I got there a little after 7pm. I got a drink from the bar…

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We should get paid to shit at McDonald's

The thread js69 posted with the pics of fast food signs proves that... they recycle shit and sell it as food. One sign says "come in and poop" The next one says "try our new crap"

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Best Clubs in Phoenix

Hey Guys and Girls, I am going to be in Phoenix Nov 30 to Dec 06. Wondering if anyone can point me to the best clubs in the area with what we all want if you catch the drift! Thanks…

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Got to love google lol

So I was browsing google images and in my search this girl came up. I thought I'd share my findings. Not sure who she is but in my opinion she's got the perfect body wish I looked like her. I'm…

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What Do TUSCLer Get at McDonalds?

CrazyJoe gets chicken McNuggets SJG gets biscuits and gravy, hold the biscuits Larryfisherman gets a kids meal with a "girl" toy Juice gets 1 of everything on the menu Papi gets the mcrib sandwich JS69 gets a mcflurry because he always has…

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BP

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-backpage-website-sex-trafficking-case-20161116-story.html

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pictures old and new

here are some pics sorry for the quality i will take better ones later. http://s410.photobucket.com/user/DirtyDiana133/library/Mobile%20Uploads?sort=3&page=1

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Fastest run to a strip club

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2016/11/16/oklahoma-speeder-caught-at-208-mph.html Wow, I wonder how he souped up his Mustang. I had 2 back in the 90's, I forget the top end of them, stock 5.0, sticks on both. I doubt I got either one over 145…

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The perfect ass for a LDK

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM32MytDgV4/

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I'm going to order some cheesy tits

and then stop to poop at McDonalds. But I will never order the Anus Pounder. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3942436/Hilarious-misspelled-fast-food-signs-boast-grub-looks-appetising.html

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Been a while

It's been a while I've missed coming on here. :) Any way I finally had my daughter. It was an average pace labor but was rough. I had a lot of issues. I have lost almost all the baby weight I…

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Sick Strippers

My CF texted me to ask for a ride to work. She was too sick to work on Monday, and she could only work 2 hours on Tuesday before going home. She has the flu. She…

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Dancers and Their Club Boyfriend

Today I found out via Facebook at a club I frequent that one of the dancers is with one of the managers/doorman. She is attractive, I'd rate her an 8, but I've never gotten a dance from her, been…

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A girl talks about why sucking dick with braces is bad idea

John Smith approved lol https://youtu.be/jEw48zoNrMA

Politics

OT: the electoral college

Perhaps I shouldn't be trying to bring reality into the current trollfest, which has really made me LOL. However, I thought I'd point out that MrDeuce is wrong when he says abolishing the electoral college (no disrespect). There is actually a…

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New Haven club shooter gets 67 years for Erika Robinson’s murder, injuring 5 oth

"This ‘morally correct family man’ went into a strip club with a loaded firearm in his underwear, casually approached Mr. Brumsey, shot him in the side and continued to shoot at him,” Pepper said. “He intended to kill Brumsey but…

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Joanna Krupa sues Tampa strip club for using her image without permission to pro

I don't know who she is, but she's not bad looking. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3940164/Joanna-Krupa-sues-Tampa-strip-club-using-image-without-permission-promote-dance-shower-shows.html

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i've always wondered...do SC dancers recall or acknowledge QUICKIE bareback sex?

has anyone on here ever asked a dancer directly if she remembers? i've been meaning to ask...just to know.. lemme know if y'all have a similar story: so there's this dancer i've known at least a decade. (i haven't seen her recently--probably…

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Moving to Vegas

After massive research in the next 2-4 years..5 at its longest I will be moving to Vegas as a professional poker player in Limit Holdem. Vegas and Los Angels has the most regular and highest stakes of Limit holdem plus…

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OT: Gwen Iffil Passes

PBS news anchor Gwen Iffil passed away from cancer on Nov 14 at age of 61 - RIP

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if you found out your SC has tranny night, would you keep going for hetro night?

At one of my not-my-reg SC I goto, but I've gotten extras in the semi-private LD area, and even a OTC date last week with a stripper from the club. It is open Tuesday through Sat. I always wondered why…

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68 + 214 = 69?

Title says it all! LOL!

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Doogie is mistaken when he says that I hate Trump. How could anybody hate somebo

www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b010535b4bc75970c-pi Clearly his momma loved him! I just think it is irresponsible to elect a non-human president, even if they were cute when they were young. Apparently Doogie, Mikey, and the other conservadudes disagree. Why do Doogie, Mikey, and the conservadudes…

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Melania......

Married Donald for tons of money......now is First Lady. Pretty good for a sugar baby

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Carlie Jo

Are any of you guys familiar with Carlie Jo? She's the owner of a coffee shop in Washington, her shop is one of those where the baristas wear pasties. Anyway she has a fantastic body, man would I love…

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The 2k Club

A few clubs are getting close to the 2000 reviews threshold - below are the clubs that are the closest although I may be missed one or two: Playhouse Lounge (Burlington, NJ) - 1930 reviews Follies (Atlanta, GA) - 1839…

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The right way to handle a loss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2FGmmFSzM

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Not a political topic.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/deals-shopping/sfl-hallandale-strip-club-giving-away-1-000-turkeys-for-thanksgiving-20161115-story.html

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Back to the real issues that mater!

Yes or no? https://www.instagram.com/p/BMr0FuIjZLe/?hl=en

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Would you rather ...

Get a zero-contact air dance from the most attractive girl in the strip club (by your standards, of course), Or get an outer-space high mileage dance from the least attractive girl (also by your standards)? No third option, no grey…

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Trumpsta tweets in 2012: electoral college a disaster for democracy! 2016: elect

Reality: Trumpsta only won 'cos the votes o' uneducated mouth-breathin' conservadudes were upweighted by the electoral college. Discuss!

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Would you fuck Kendra?

https://youtu.be/aC46yTeL42c

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Daily dose of strippershit

Has a stripper ever told you she could see herself hanging out with you outside the club? It's just more strippershit. I've heard it a few times. When I first started clubbing I was naive and believed it because I'm close…

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Thief picks the wrong guy to rob

https://youtu.be/643IifUOBxo Thief held at gunpoint til the cops get there

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Well I asked for it!

So now I know: Dougster has beefs with rickdugan, zipman68, and Alucard. Dougster may or may not be multiple aliases. zipman68 may or may not have multiple aliases. Apparently, I am a zipman68 alias. Or maybe a Dougster alias. Brilliant

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Is Ivanka the hottest first daughter ever?

Title says it all. Discuss.

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What if...

I'm just her plaything between tricks?

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zipman68 Sure Has a Hardon For Alucard. Think they ever Slept Together?

Seriously? What's with zipman68 being so hurt about the quarrels I used to have with alucard? Nobody else seemed to care?

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Review Titles

For those that are avid review writers; you've noticed that for a while now one has to put a title for the review when submitting it (was not the case before) but yet the title does not appear when the…

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Okay, I'm Over Hilary Winning...

The market's big vote of confidence in Trump certainly doesn't hurt. How's about the rest of you?

FKK Forum

Advice on choosing among 4 European cities

Not that I'm moving but somebody asked me for preferences : Dublin Vs London Vs Berlin Vs Zurich ( possibly live there for a year or 2) What I think : Dublin : Earn less, spend even lesser. More bars than people,…

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Like JimGassagain I don't hate. I have contempt for right wing idiots. Cool thin

So jokes on you! Ha ha!

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Is Nina actually Donald Trump!

Her posts read exactly like the same rhetoric our brand new President stated to win the election. There's hope to bridge the gap with Nina/Trump! 1. Winning! We're going to win big! 2. I'm great! I make so much money! 3. I'm not…

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A blast from the past!

You may wonder why I always shit at McD's... I started shitting st McD's because my work has me all over and sometimes when you need to go you don't have a choice. You have to use a public restroom. McD's…

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Put me ôut of my musery if.....

... I'm ever seen a club reading a book. It was an unusally slow Friday night in my fave club...so slow that there was actually a dude reading a book....multiple pages of a thick paperback. It was just the first…

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Breaking News: Trump Resigns!

In an announcement as shocking as the election result itself, Donald Trump has resigned as president-elect in order to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. Trump was quoted as saying, "To be honest, I never really wanted…

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Supermoon tonight

Anyone see it yet? Will Rockstar and his friends party like pagans?

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Talk about being duped. Mikey and his buds conned into voting against their econ

Title says it all!

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Breaking News: Cubs are forced to give up World Series Title!

Cleveland Indian fans have rioted across the country in protest of the 2016 World Series. Despite knowing the rules of the game prior to playing, they were unhappy they lost and demanded the outcome to be changed. They could be…

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Clubbing alone

I know this may have been asked before. Do you all prefer to club alone of in a group or with one wing man. I prefer to go it alone, that way I can leave and change clubs if I do…

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I'm The Victim Of A Terrorist Hate Crime

I got in my car to go to work, and when I slammed the driver's door closed, the back window exploded! I know old glass can do that, so I called the 'come to your driveway' glass guy and figure…

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Conspiracy Theory In Michigan

Is something going on in Michigan? Motörhead is nowhere to be found, Warhawks and Rech are long gone, and Vince is ill. Either you fuckers need to start drinking, cooking and showering with bottled water or take some more vitamins. The…

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You conservadudes really fucked up this time! Donald Trump takes office in 2017.

I for one will welcome our future Chinese overlords! I'm already saying "ganbei" rather than "cheers" when I make a toast! WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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Brilliabt use of time!

4got2wipe will love this one. Lynden B. Johnson was do efficiebt with his time, he even held meetings in the shitter! http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/20/lyndon-johnson-held-meetings-on-the-toilet/

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Fornication v Adultery

Why do some SWs have a hangup about married men? Are the Puritan roots of our country so deeply engrained?

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Coyote Fugly

How many of you have selected a girl in a dark club to take back for a dance and as you a walking back to the dance area you walk through a well lit area and realize she is seriously…

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[OT] Interest Rates

As you guys might have noticed interest rates have been on a tear since the election and those (like me) who were short treasuries into made a killing. (I suspect my good buddy txtittyfag cleaned up with short treasuries as…

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TUSCL psychology: What is the basis for Dougster's beefs? How many people does D

I know about the whole rickdugan beef. Does that conflict have a basis in anything other than rickdugan's general d-bagginess? He also has other beefs that don't really make sense to me. Probably buried in the depths of time but…

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Joke of the Day

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Ever want to fuck a muppet?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/heres-why-disney-is-the-proud-owner-of-muppetfucker-net-1788923370 Disney owns Muppetfucker.net. lol

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Biters

My experience with girls that bite: 1. After a recent trip to Follies, noticed several bite marks on my arm when I got home. My bodyguard (Shadowcat) was with me at Follies and failed to protect me in this…

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Ever get confused when?...

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who is cross eyed and you get confused when trying to figure out which eye is looing at you? This happened to me while purchasing ammo at the sporting goods store today

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Twerk !

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMwmsdkDu_a/ Yes or no ? I say hell yes

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Papi, Four new articles posted

Check 'em out.

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Politics driving you nuts? Strippers making you crazy?

Just keep doing this.... http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-cinemagraph-drinking-mnJRjgXZ2ooh2

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Why Do Some Girls Sit With You But Don't Ask For A Dance

I have been attending strip clubs once or twice a month for several years. Usually when they sit with me they will converse with me and eventually ask for a dance. However sometimes they will sit with me and my…

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Least Favorite Decade for Music

For me it would be the 90s. Not alot of great music coming out of that decade. How about the rest of you? What's your least favorite?

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"What do you like?"

I love it when a dancer is giving you a dance, and maybe she's been grinding you in a different positions or something. She asks you something like, "what position do you like?", or "what I am doing that you…

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OT: Leon Russell--RIP

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/14/arts/music/leon-russell-hit-maker-and-musicians-musician-dies-at-74.html?_r=0

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rickdugan's System

Is pure faggotry! LOL!

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Funny Stumbling Stripper Stories

Sitting at the bar in VIP at my regular club, two young spinners walk by and one of them gets tangled up on her own heels and just takes a total spill right at my feet. I help her…

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Sunday Morning Joke

Johnny is in his room jacking off. Dad hears him and walks in. Dad says, "Son! Stop that! If you keep doing that you will go blind!" Johnny says, "Hay dad! I'm over here!".

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Would you get dances from these girls?

http://www.classybro.com/16-really-ugly-girls-with-nice-bodies/ If so which ones

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Flagged reviews

I have flagged a couple reviews lately and they don't seem to show up. One was in regards to DejaVu in Lexington. A reviewer made a claim about getting a beer and doing other things. Unfortunately, that…

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Shit Joke

When rickdugan goes to the bathroom it's to take a shit. When I go there it's to leave one.

21 Tips for Going Alone to a Strip Club

For as long as there have been establishments offering live nude girls, groups of men have found their way in. But what about the solo hound and the stigma of going to the strip club alone? If you're thinking about flying solo at the strip club and have never done so, you're in luck, because I often fly solo to these establishments and would like to share twenty-one tips from my experience with you. And I hope they make your solo experience a very good one. (Note: The strip club I'm referencing is Sensations Cabaret in Stuart, FL) 1. You're not a loser for going to strip club alone. If a store sold video games, and you liked video games and you…

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part I

This is a long ass post so I'll chop it up so that questions pertaining to specific sections won't get buried in unrelated comments. With the Mexican Peso taking repeated hits over the last year from declining oil prices and fears of a Trump presidency, a group of TUSCLers along with myself opted to test out the Dollar's spending power in TJ over the last weekend. I will be posting reviews of all of the places we hit up in the individual clubs' sections. Read on for an overview of my opinions on vising TJ last weekend. Should Trump happen to claim the US presidency, some fiscal analysts have estimated that the Peso could further slip another 30% or so.…

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part II

I am continuing on with the in club experiences. In HK, most prices are set in US dollars and the house dictates an exchange rate for products on the menu. The house exchange rate when we visited was 16 Pesos to the dollar. You will not save that much money on beer, liquor, VIP, cigars, appetizers, or other onsite services. For the rates to go arriba, that's set by the girls. You can save plenty when paying in Pesos. Pay in Pesos. Once you start hitting up other venues in Zona Norte (or non-monger related activities in the surrounding areas) the savings are even greater. Many of the other bar/clubs have USD/Peso rates set years…

The State of Mongering in Tijuana - Election Edition: Part III

Some final thoughts. I saw far fewer paraditas, beggars, and shoe polishers this trip out. It might be the time of year, it might be the weather, it might the thought of a Trump candidacy. Whatever the case, foot traffic around zona norte was definitely down from the last few visits. Hot girls can still be found in and around the block where HK and Adelias are, and can be had for 150~300 Pesos for 30 minutes. Pay in Pesos. Despite recent news coverage of spurts of violence in TJ, people seemed far more relaxed than the first time I came down. On my first trip to zona norte, I saw a shopping cart set…