The is Not the Lipstixx You're Looking For

For whatever reason, I decided to visit the French Quarter around noon for lunch. The place has strip clubs, so if they were there and open I walked in. Most of them weren't.

This place was over by Barely Legal, where I stupidly went twice because the free energy drink they gave me had gotten warm. When I walked in there was nothing happening. I was the only customer, and I didn't think they were open. Some Indian looking guy walked in right behind me, took a quick look around and walked back out. Why didn't I? Turns out there was a dancer around, and the bargirl went to get her quickly before I decided to walk out. The bargirl was actually kind of cute, had that Lisa Marie Presley looking thing going on. She went by Silas. Former dancer. The dancer on call was Zenobia, slim black gal who was polite and attentive. I let her dance for me at the stage and do a table dance for the company, but I was tempted to tip Silas to go up and strut around. Don't know if she'd have gone for it, but these clubs are the pits in the early afternoon so who knows? There was another dancer around that I saw but couldn't remember her name.

At some point I let the dancer talk me into the tour to check out the VIP rooms. They are out back in a little courtyard. There were a few people out there smoking and drinking, looking very surprised that a customer who might spend money was walking around. The VIP rooms were in a little shack looking building off to the left, and there were locks on the doors. Maybe padlocks? It's been a little while so this is a catch up review. The guy they went looking for to unlock the rooms was new, so he didn't know where the keys were. It was a little sad actually, but I will say out of the clubs I saw on my little stroll around that afternoon they gave it the best effort by far. The staff at Hustler Club were a bunch of assholes, except for the bartender and the guy with the Weeknd wig on. I only bought a dance there because the girl they found to entertain me was very experienced and very aware of how bad an impression they were making. But anyway, one of the rooms they were able to get open was just as Blair Witch as I'd been expecting. The main part of the club was ok. Interesting little main stage shaped like an Octagon that was a good height for tipping. Kind of an 80's retro vibe to the place and lighting. Got a nice little show for low $s. Then left after tipping the next girl up after Zenobia.